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| [[Image:Itz caturday.jpg|thumb|[[Nice try]]]]
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| [[Image:Kittyaww.jpg|thumb|[[^_^]]]]
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| [[Image:The Great Prophecy of Caturday.jpg|center|300px]]
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| [[Image:Raturday2.JPG|thumb||The Failed Raturday Attempt.]]
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| [[Image:neverforgetCaturday.JPG|thumb|Oh my, don't tell me you forgot... Take note of Hitler cat on the right, now you are in trouble.]]
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| Caturday is a [[4chan]] [[b/|/b/]] [[meme]] that involves mass-[[post|posting]] of images containing [[cat]]s and cat related objects, like kittens. It is by far the most glorious and holy of days for /b/tards. Though once performed only on Saturdays, it has since been declared that every day is Caturday. An average Caturday thread reaches around 300 to 400 posts, complete with [[retard]]ed 4chan catchphrases and "[[DESU]] DESU DESU". Despite being a wretched hive of scum and villainy, 4chan has an unlikely soft spot for cats and relentlessly [[defamation|shun]] /b/tards who post pictures of [[NEDM|Torturecat and Crushcat]]. | |
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| ==Origin of Caturday==
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| Caturday is supposed to be the day before Sunday, however, recently [[Anonymous|The King of Threads]] declared that "From [[Last thursday|this day]] forth, every day shall be Caturday." | |
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| It was named after one of the planets in our solar system, Caturn. The day was proclaimed by the pagans as a day of worship and cat-related image posting many years ago, and this has been upheld by the many /b/tards who opt to take a break from [[Masterbation|fapping]] over naked 3 year olds.
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| Historically, Caturday has conflicted with [[loli|Loliaturday]] and the cult of [[tubgirl|Scaturday]] in the [[4chan|4chanian]] calendar, but both rivals have fallen out of favor since the [[b/-day|Great Schism]]. Caturday stands unchallenged today, and is currently the most celebrated day in the [[4chan|4chanian]] calendar, with the possible exception of [[F40PH]] Friday.
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| ==Why [[Cat]]s?==
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| [[Image:Cats_are_made_of_b.jpeg|thumb|center|550px|Because posters from [[/b/|/b/]] are actually cats and [[lie|/b/ is full of win!.]] ]]
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| ==Fundamental Theorem of Caturday==
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| [[Image:CatpixTruths.png|center]]
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| ==Common [[Image Macro|Images]]==
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| [[Image:CANCEL CATERDAY.jpg|thumb|<s>Be sure to [[sage|SAGE]] all caturday threads as much as possible.</s> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]]]]
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| [[Image:Cat25.jpg|thumb|A good example on [[doing it wrong]].]]
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| *[[Longcat]]
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| *[[Tacgnol]]
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| *[[Olngact]]
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| *[[Speedycat]]
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| *[[BIKECAT]]
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| *[[Arguecat]]
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| *[[that fucking cat|That Fucking Cat]]
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| *[[Ceiling cat]]
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| *[[Zippocat]]
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| *[[Serious Cat]]
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| *[[Catnarok]]
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| *[[:Image:Trashcat.jpg|Trashcat]]
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| *[[I'm in ur base, killin ur d00dz]]cat
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| *See [[Cat]] for ammunition.
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| ==See also==
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| *[[Octocat]]
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| *[[Invisible]]
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| *[[Death Cat]]
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| *[[Old meme]]
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| *[[Cat in Microwave]]
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| *[[A cat is fine too]]
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| ==Don't see==
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| *[[I Can Has Cheezburger?]]
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| *[[Lolcats]]
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| *[[Stinkrat|Ferret Friday]]
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| *[[Zippocat]]
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| *[[Kenny Glenn]]
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| ==LiveJournals==
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| *{{ljcomm|caturday}}
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| *{{ljcomm|cat_macros}}
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://popeyelyoramy.multiply.com/photos/album/5 "The Græt Caturday Clusterfuck of Remember, Remember, the 5th of November" (abridged).]
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| *[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=caterday "Caterday on Urban Dictionary"]
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| *[http://rapidshare.com/files/284009932/over1000lolcats.rar "1252 Lolcats on Rapidshit"]
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| {{memes}}
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| {{cat}}
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| {{4chanarchive|17033053|Caturday thread|19338023|Another Caturday thread|49403133|Yet another Caturday thread|49400948|Moar Caturday}}
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| [[Category:Memes]]
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| [[Category:Chans]]
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Caturday starts on Caturday and ends on Caturday. And Caturday was a couple of decades ago.
