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| [[Image:Firefox-nostyle-ss.png|thumb|right|[[PROTIP]] for reading this page]]
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| [[Image:Billy_Mays_key_means_certain_win.jpg|thumb|SEE ALSO [[BILLY MAYS]]]]
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| '''All Caps''' is cruise control for cool. using the "Caps Lock" key makes you become an important and respected [[internets]] user. everything you say will be terribly interesting and insightful, members of all [[gender]]s will want to have [[sex]] with you, and you'll be good in bed. It will also make you sound like Billy Mays.
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| WHEN USING the All Caps method, REMEMBER TO PRESS IT AGAIN WHEN YOU ARE THROUGH BEING COOL.
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| __TOC__
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| ==Usage==
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| Caps lock is commonly seen in:
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| *[[AOL]] [[chatroom]]s
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| *[[419]] scammers
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| *[[email|chain mail]]
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| *[[myspace]] [[comment]]s
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| *[[conspiracy theorists]] in most venues
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| == Trivia ==
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| [[Image:Capslock.jpg|thumb]]
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| * [[Billy Mays]] <s>is</s> was the only human being to advertise in all caps... verbally.
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| * Typing in all caps will give you an erection!!
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| * all caps > not all caps.
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| * Caps Lock is Cruise Control for Cool!!
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| * [[WIN|Even with Cruise Control you still have to steer!]]
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| * Caps Lock cures [[AIDS]]!
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| * The script of the movie ''300'' is written in all caps.
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| *[http://tech.yahoo.com/blogs/null/148175/ Caps lock can get you fired!!!]
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| * Typing in all caps immediately makes you invulnerable to [[pain]]
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| * gluing your shift key for eternal caps is fine too.
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| * capslock [[fact|is an anagram]] of cockslap
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| * even [[Candlejack|candlejack]] uses the caps lo
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| * CAPS LOCK IS YOUR FRIEND.
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| *Caps Lock is used by people who KNOW THE [[Truth|TRUTH]] AND TELL [[Normal people|SHEEPLE]] TO [[NWO|WAKE UP]]
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| == Caps Lock Day ==
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| [http://www.capslockday.com/ Caps Lock day] is [[Billy Mays|June 28th]] and October 22nd, as if one wasn't enough.
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| == [[HTML]] ==
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| Adding <code><nowiki><div style="text-transform: uppercase;"></nowiki></code> to the top of anything with text is sure to piss people off.
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| == Gallery ==
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| <center><gallery>
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| Image:The_Fury_of_CAPS_LOCK.jpg|More like, "Ready to shit blood?"
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| Image:CAPS_LOCK_ASSAULT_RIFLE.jpg|Caps Lock [[Gun|assault rifle]]
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| Image:Caps.gif.gif|Anyone can use all caps!
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| Image:Caps-lock-fury.jpg|Caps Lock: Serious Fucking Business
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| Image:CRUISECONTROL.JPG|Caps Lock in its natural environment
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| Image:Batista unleash the fury 2.jpg|ALL CAPS can result from trolling Benoit fans
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| Image:Iluvsucapslock_cropped.jpg
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| Image:CapsLock.jpg|CAPS LOCK IS ALWAYS FUCKING NECESSARY
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| Image:YAHOO_CAPS.png|[[Yahoo! Answers]] response to [[teh]] caps.
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| Image:Capslockguy.jpg|WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU EAT TOO MUCH FUCKING TUNA.
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| File:Whyisthereanarticle.jpg|ALL THE BEST [[WHY IS THERE AN ARTICLE?|THINGS]] ON ED HAS CAPS
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| </gallery></center>
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| == Caps Lock video ==
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| <center>
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| <youtube>CAV0XrbEwNc</youtube>
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| </center>
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| == See Also ==
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| * [[AOL]]
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| * [[CAPS]]
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| * [[@CapsCop]]
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| * [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?]]
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| * [[Extreme advertising]]
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| * [[EXTREME ANIMALS]]
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| * <big>[[BILLY MAYS]]</big>
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| * '''[[RAGE]]'''
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| * [[Tabloids]] are a form of [[old media]] that uses allcaps to catch your attention
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| * [[Time Cube]]
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| == External Links ==
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| * [http://giga-xisbass.deviantart.com/ GIGA-XISBASS USES ALL CAPS. SO SHOULD YOU!]
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| * [http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/ A POPULAR WEBSITE THAT USES ALL CAPS TO BECOME NOTICES]
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| * [http://bash.org/?350532 A REAL-LIFE TESTIMONY ON THE AWESOMENESS OF ALL CAPS]
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| * [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_caps <s>THIS PAGE WITH PANSY FUCKING LOWERCASE LETTERS WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK.</s> THIS MOTHER FUCKER HAS CAPS NOW.]
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| * [http://largeletters.ytmnd.com/ YOU ATTENTION WAS FUCKING CAUGHT]
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| * [http://www.youtube.com/SUPERCOOLWILLOW A FUCKTARD ON JEWTUBE]
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| * [http://www.caseconvert.com/ CONVERTS ALL YOUR TEXT TO CAPS]
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| * [http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1425992609?ie=UTF8&tag=wwwcosmosever-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=1425992609/ 648 PAGES OF ALL CAPS]
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| * [http://www.youtube.com/user/CreepierNTW95 A YOUTUBE CHANNEL WITH ALL CAPS!!!!!11]
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| * [http://myspace.com/fasterthanathaihooker SAMUEL JACKSON FANSITE ON MYSPACE (WHERE ELSE DOES THIS GO?)]
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| * [http://www.seibertron.com SEIBERTRON.COM]
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