Registration has been disabled and the moderation extension has been turned off.

Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.

AdBlock: Difference between revisions

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jump to navigation Jump to search
imported>Unknown
Created page with " <Center> <font size=4>DANGER! THIS PAGE CONTAINS A <span style="color:red">RATIONALITY TRAP</span>, DONT USE ADBLOCK OR YOU WILL DESTROY TEH INTERNET!</font> </center> [[Ima..."
imported>Wendell T. Stamps
No edit summary
Line 1: Line 1:
<Center>
<Center>


  <font size=4>DANGER! THIS PAGE CONTAINS A <span style="color:red">RATIONALITY TRAP</span>, DONT USE ADBLOCK OR YOU WILL DESTROY TEH INTERNET!</font>
  <font size=2>DANGER! THIS PAGE CONTAINS A <span style="color:red">RATIONALITY [[Trap|TRAP]]</span>, DONT USE ADBLOCK OR YOU WILL</font>
<br>
<font size=4>DESTROY TEH INTERNET!</font>


</center>
</center>


[[Image:adblockplus.png||thumb|Hi, I'm better than porn.]]
[[Image:adblockplus.png||thumb|Hi, I'm [[Lie|better than porn]].]]


<br />
<br />
Line 32: Line 33:
'''AdBlock Plus''' is a [[Firefox]], [[Safari]] and [[Chrome]] addon made by [[god]] himself to prevent us from a new way which the [[jews]] wanted to make [[moar]] money, also called [[advertising]]. It [[lie|blocks every]] popup you can imagine plus YouTube commercials. Its made so gud it also blocks [[true|simple downloads or pictures]] and random flash videos across the Internets that are not even ads and '''ENTIRE FUCKING PAGES'''! It even pwns [[ED]]'s own [[MediaWiki:Sitenotice|sitenotice]]!
'''AdBlock Plus''' is a [[Firefox]], [[Safari]] and [[Chrome]] addon made by [[god]] himself to prevent us from a new way which the [[jews]] wanted to make [[moar]] money, also called [[advertising]]. It [[lie|blocks every]] popup you can imagine plus YouTube commercials. Its made so gud it also blocks [[true|simple downloads or pictures]] and random flash videos across the Internets that are not even ads and '''ENTIRE FUCKING PAGES'''! It even pwns [[ED]]'s own [[MediaWiki:Sitenotice|sitenotice]]!


The biggest enemy of Adblock Plus is the [[admin]], he just wants to make money and dont give a shit about the billon popups on his page. He trys to counter Adblock with simple banners like '''"You are using addblock, you dont make [[moar]] money for me, plx close AdBlock or bla blahahah BLA BLA"'''. But this is [[Who_cares| shit nobody cares about]].
The biggest enemy of Adblock Plus is the [[admin]], he just wants to make money and dont give a shit about the billon popups on his page. He trys to counter Adblock with simple banners like '''"You are using addblock, you dont make [[moar]] money for me, plx close AdBlock or bla blahahah BLA BLA"'''. But this is [[shit nobody cares about]].


<center>
<center>
Line 47: Line 48:
[[File:Images_adblocked.png|thumb|AdBlock also blocks random pictures on ED]]
[[File:Images_adblocked.png|thumb|AdBlock also blocks random pictures on ED]]
:1) First uninstall this [[Internet Explorer|piece of microsoft garbage]].
:1) First uninstall this [[Internet Explorer|piece of microsoft garbage]].
:2) Download and install one of these [[lie|much better]] browsers:
:2) Download and install one of these [[Fact|much better]] browsers:


:* Firefox
:* Firefox
:* Safari  
:* <strike>Safari</strike> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]]
:* Chrome
:* Chrome
:3) Download AdBlock Plus.
:3) Download AdBlock Plus.

Revision as of 21:26, 26 April 2011

DANGER! THIS PAGE CONTAINS A RATIONALITY TRAP, DONT USE ADBLOCK OR YOU WILL


DESTROY TEH INTERNET!
Hi, I'm better than porn.




About AdBlock Plus

 
 
The best thing a human invented since the fire.
 

 

—pablolopezcr


File:Before adblock.jpg
Before. Over 9000 Ads from random fucktard admins.
File:After adblock.jpg
After. All shit is gone, except the ED page.


AdBlock Plus is a Firefox, Safari and Chrome addon made by god himself to prevent us from a new way which the jews wanted to make moar money, also called advertising. It blocks every popup you can imagine plus YouTube commercials. Its made so gud it also blocks simple downloads or pictures and random flash videos across the Internets that are not even ads and ENTIRE FUCKING PAGES! It even pwns ED's own sitenotice!

The biggest enemy of Adblock Plus is the admin, he just wants to make money and dont give a shit about the billon popups on his page. He trys to counter Adblock with simple banners like "You are using addblock, you dont make moar money for me, plx close AdBlock or bla blahahah BLA BLA". But this is shit nobody cares about.

File:AdBlock before.jpeg
A wall of text, pics and vidya on some awesome science shit.
File:AdBlock After.jpeg
Science: something Americunts don't care about. It was prolly tl;dr anyway.

How to use

File:Images adblocked.png
AdBlock also blocks random pictures on ED
1) First uninstall this piece of microsoft garbage.
2) Download and install one of these much better browsers:
3) Download AdBlock Plus.
  • Click herefor Firefox.
  • Click here for Safari and Chrome
4) DO IT FAGGOT!

You never went to school and so never learned how to read and write? Gud thing we have youtube.

A explanation how to install Adblock from a britfag who cant fucking spell "install".

Doing it wrong

YouTube users

50 idiots who dont know about Adblock.

NOTE: YOU can help by adding more idiots!

Doing it right

Maybe you are the lucky number 100.000.000, well.... u wont.

http://adblockplus.org