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{{Infobox Album | <!-- See Wikipedia:WikiProject_Albums -->
| Name        = The Best of Mac Dre
| Type        = greatest
| Artist      = [[Mac Dre]]
| Cover      =
| Released    = May 31, 1993
| Genre      = [[Hip hop]]<br/>[[Hyphy]]
| Length      =
| Label      = [[Thizz Entertainment]]
| Producer    =
| Reviews    =
| This album  = '''''The Best of Mac Dre'''''<br/>(1993)
| Next album  = '''''[[The Best of Mac Dre II]]'''''<br/>(2004)
}}


{{Elaw}}
'''''The Best of Mac Dre''''' is the first "[[Greatest hits|best of]]" album by [[Mac Dre]].


[[Image:iwillsue2.jpg|thumb|left|A depiction of a typical e-Lawyer.]]
== Track listing ==
=== Disc 1 ===
# Too Hard
# Nuthin But Love
# All Damn Day
# Its Nothin <small>(featuring Cutthoat Committee)</small>
# Hoe We Like <small>(featuring Sleep Dank)</small>
# Rapper Gone Bad
# X.O. Remi
# Love That Donkey
# Doin What I Do
# Overdose <small>(featuring [[Filthy Phil]])</small>
# Fish Head Stew
# Gangsta Niggaz
# Life's a Bitch
# Playin for Kidz <small>(featuring [[Keak da Sneak]]) </small>
# If It Ain't Real <small>(featuring [[Messy Marv]], [[Da'unda'dogg]], Seff tha Gaffla, Naked, [[San Quinn]] & Juggy)</small>
# Gift 2 Gab


'''''"You can't do that to me!  That's ILLEGAL.  I WILL SUE!"'''''  Common phrase uttered during a [[flame war]].  Usually with more misspelling.
==Disc 2==
# I've Been Down <small>(featuring Harm)</small>
# California Livin' <small>(featuring [[Da'unda'dogg| Coolio Da Unda Dogg]])</small>
# Young Black Brotha
# Pimps Get Chose <small>(featuring [[Don Cisco]])</small>
# Valley Joe <small>(featuring [[PSD (rapper)|PSD]], [[B-Legit]] & [[Little Bruce]])</small>
# Stupid Doo Doo Dumb <small>(featuring [[Mac Mall]] & Miami)</small>
# I Need a Eight <small>(featuring Miami & Rott Wilder)</small>
# Fire <small>(featuring [[Big Lurch]] & Harm)</small>
# Young Playah
# Hoes Love It <small>(featuring [[Spice 1]])</small>
# Fast Money <small>(featuring [[Warren G]], [[Kokane]] & Dutches)</small>
# Anti-Square <small>(featuring [[PSD (rapper)|PSD]], Dubee & Miami)</small>
# On My Toes
# Doin What We Do <small>(featuring [[Da' Unda' Dogg]], PSD, Dubee & [[Mac Mall]])</small>
# They Don't Understand <small>(featuring [[Ray Luv]])</small>
# Crest Creeper <small>(featuring Dubee, Jamar & Naked)</small>


During a big drama meltdown, someone claims to have been the victim of some crime such as: [[slander]], [[defamation]], [[libel]], [[copyright infringement]], [[harassment]], [[spam]], [[Buttsecks|forgery]], [[impersonation]], [[Nobody_gives_a_shit|whatever]].  The victim's [[sock puppet]]s then all rise up to describe and define the alleged crime.  In [[99.9%|99.999%]] of these cases, the alleged crime doesn't even come close to meaning what the e-lawyer thinks it does.
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[[Category: Mac Dre albums]]
Rising to the level of e-lawyer requires that one side start spouting off a bunch of legal sounding bullshit in the most [[Serious Business|serious manner possible]].  A good e-lawyer will use recycled arguments from TV shows like ''Law & Order'' or ''Matlock''.  The very best e-lawyers practice during their spare time playing [[Phoenix Wright]].  And of course, everyone gets a laugh when, on the advice of an e-lawyer, some aggrieved party actually consults a real attorney and has to pay $200 to be laughed at and told they have no case.
[[Category: 1993 compilation albums]]
 
[[Category:Greatest hits albums]]
Another type of e-lawyering is a common occurence on communities such as {{ljcomm|lj_seattle}}.  Someone will ask for advice on a real legal issue.  "How do I break my lease?" is always popular.  A number of people who think they have experience with this issue ("I'm the janitor at an apartment complex so I KNOW.") will followup with horribly bad advice.  Often drama and hilarity ensues in followup comments to the community.  Note that in these kinds of queries, the people that followup with references to real laws are those that get ignored.
[[Category:Hip hop compilation albums]]
 
[[Category:Double compilation albums]]
<s>E-lawyers</s> Assholes often [[dubious disclaimer|preface]] their arguments with [[ianal]].
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= Professional [[E-lawyer|E-lawyers]] =
*'''John W. Dozier, Jr.''', who is a self-proclaimed pioneer in [[Internets]] [[law]], has a for-reals [http://www.cybertriallawyer.com/ law practice] that specializes in e-writs. While he claims to have experience in dealing with 252 different kinds of [[E-lawyer|e-lawyer]] doctoring, he has declared his specialization to be in the ignoble area of ``blogger misconduct.``
 
*'''Dr. Interlulz Lolsuiter, Ph.D''', is a e-lawyer who majored in copyright infringement on the [[internets]]. After he spent 10 years in internets law school, he subsequently [[an hero]]'d after realising he had no point in living anymore, he left behind a legacy, to always major in internet law, you'll come out [[an hero]].
 
``Blogger misconduct,`` as defined by the good juris doctor, is inclusive to [http://www.cybertriallawyer.com/scofflaw-bloggers ``Scofflaw Bloggers`` ] that engage in [[defamation]], [[copyright infringement]], trademark infringement and [[hacking]].
 
Also arguably worthy of note, Dozier believes that he can forbid [http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/10/18/2123233 the viewing of the HTML source to his web-page by means of an EULA on his web-page].
{{clear}}
*'''Garrett Gyssler (aka, Xanal)''', who is always eagerly awaits your e-lawyer calling him.
{{clear}}
==See Also==
 
*'''[[Parry Aftab]]''', who is also a lawyer and who considers herself "The Angel of the Internet". She is an [[epic]] [[whale]].
*[[Attorney at lol]]
*[[lolsuit]]
 
{{Serious}}
 
{{Takedown}}
 
[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]

Revision as of 00:28, 20 April 2011

Template:Infobox Album

The Best of Mac Dre is the first "best of" album by Mac Dre.

Track listing

Disc 1

  1. Too Hard
  2. Nuthin But Love
  3. All Damn Day
  4. Its Nothin (featuring Cutthoat Committee)
  5. Hoe We Like (featuring Sleep Dank)
  6. Rapper Gone Bad
  7. X.O. Remi
  8. Love That Donkey
  9. Doin What I Do
  10. Overdose (featuring Filthy Phil)
  11. Fish Head Stew
  12. Gangsta Niggaz
  13. Life's a Bitch
  14. Playin for Kidz (featuring Keak da Sneak)
  15. If It Ain't Real (featuring Messy Marv, Da'unda'dogg, Seff tha Gaffla, Naked, San Quinn & Juggy)
  16. Gift 2 Gab

Disc 2

  1. I've Been Down (featuring Harm)
  2. California Livin' (featuring Coolio Da Unda Dogg)
  3. Young Black Brotha
  4. Pimps Get Chose (featuring Don Cisco)
  5. Valley Joe (featuring PSD, B-Legit & Little Bruce)
  6. Stupid Doo Doo Dumb (featuring Mac Mall & Miami)
  7. I Need a Eight (featuring Miami & Rott Wilder)
  8. Fire (featuring Big Lurch & Harm)
  9. Young Playah
  10. Hoes Love It (featuring Spice 1)
  11. Fast Money (featuring Warren G, Kokane & Dutches)
  12. Anti-Square (featuring PSD, Dubee & Miami)
  13. On My Toes
  14. Doin What We Do (featuring Da' Unda' Dogg, PSD, Dubee & Mac Mall)
  15. They Don't Understand (featuring Ray Luv)
  16. Crest Creeper (featuring Dubee, Jamar & Naked)

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