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== What is a fluffer? == | == What is a fluffer? == | ||
Everyone has seen the rock-hard [[cock]]s of the guys in porn flicks, but many are unaware of how they get there. A Fluffer is a [[chick]] (or a dude, if the guy putts from the rough) that works to get the guy hard off-camera, so he can pork the star on-camera. Fluffers are necessary because coke can only do so much. | Everyone has seen the rock-hard [[cock]]s of the guys in porn flicks, but many are unaware of how they get there. A Fluffer is a [[chick]] (or a dude, if the guy putts from the rough) that works to get the guy hard off-camera, so he can pork the star on-camera. Fluffers are necessary because coke can only do so much. | ||
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== What do I need? == | == What do I need? == | ||
A mouth | * A mouth | ||
No braces | * No braces | ||
A willingness to be in one of the lowest paid positions on a porn set, just one step above the guy who mops up. | A willingness to be in one of the lowest paid positions on a porn set, just one step above the guy who mops up. | ||
A set of quality kneepads, optional. | * A set of quality kneepads, optional. | ||
== This is fucked up. What kind of women do this, anyway? == | == This is fucked up. What kind of women do this, anyway? == | ||
* Chicks who enjoy being used as [[cock|sex toy]] | * Chicks who enjoy being used as [[cock|sex toy]] | ||
* Chicks who can't fake [[orgasm]]s as well as the actresses | * Chicks who can't fake [[orgasm]]s as well as the actresses | ||
* Chicks who have no redeeming features, aside from their mouth. | * Chicks who have no redeeming features, aside from their mouth. | ||
* Chicks too shy to suck dick on camera, but still need the money. | * Chicks too shy to suck dick on camera, but still need the money. | ||
* [[Your mom]] | * [[Your mom]] | ||
* Your sister | * Your sister | ||
* [[You]] | * [[You]] | ||
{{crapstub}} | {{crapstub}} | ||
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Latest revision as of 12:50, 2 February 2016
What is a fluffer?
Everyone has seen the rock-hard cocks of the guys in porn flicks, but many are unaware of how they get there. A Fluffer is a chick (or a dude, if the guy putts from the rough) that works to get the guy hard off-camera, so he can pork the star on-camera. Fluffers are necessary because coke can only do so much.
What do I have to do to become a fluffer?
Show up on a porn set. You will be given a trailer hitch. You must remove the chrome within 60 seconds. Long hair that can be used as a handle is a plus.
A great body is not necessary, since the dude will only be loolking at the top of your head. A flat head in a plus, so the actor can have a place to put his beer.
What do I need?
- A mouth
- No braces
A willingness to be in one of the lowest paid positions on a porn set, just one step above the guy who mops up.
- A set of quality kneepads, optional.
This is fucked up. What kind of women do this, anyway?
- Chicks who enjoy being used as sex toy
- Chicks who can't fake orgasms as well as the actresses
- Chicks who have no redeeming features, aside from their mouth.
- Chicks too shy to suck dick on camera, but still need the money.
- Your mom
- Your sister
- You
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