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| [[Image:GeorgeAllen.png|thumb|left|George Allen for Senate]]
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| [[Image:GeorgeAllen.JPG|thumb|"My hobbies include centralized banking and exuding a profound distrust of centralized banking."]]
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| [[Image:ScreenShot1.jpg|thumb|Allen fending off a [[Macaca]] in an undated photo.]]
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| '''George Felix "Macaca" Allen''' (formerly R-VA, lol fired) is perhaps best known as the founder of the Council of [[Confederate]] Jews, a group which does not really exist. Though George Allen is actually from southern [[California]] and was educated somewhere other than the Devry Institute, he thinks that he is a [[Virginia|southerner]]. This all became quite a bit funnier when Allen found out that is actually Jewish. As he put it, "I was raised as a [[Christian]] and my mother was raised as a Christian. And I embrace and take great pride in every aspect of my diverse heritage, including my Lumbroso family line’s Jewish heritage, which I learned about from a recent magazine article and my mother confirmed." Ha, ha. Want some lox on those mashed potatoes, [[Bubba]]? Oh, wait, you're eating a spring roll, because you're from [[California]]. LOL [[pwned]]!
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| The full impact of all this has yet to be seen. Although experts agree that Allen will now have to start referring to blacks as "schwartzes" instead of "black person," as he'd previously been in the habit of calling them, the prospect of a [[W|wannabe-southerner]] with a Confederate flag fetish finding out that he's a Jew right in the middle of a senate campaign in [[Virginia]] is so unprecedented that... that no precedent exists for it.
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| Allen lost his manhood in the [[Democrats|Democratic]] [[zerg rush]] of [[2006]].
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Sorry]]
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| *black person
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| *Jew
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| *[[Borat]]
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| *[[JEWS DID WTC|George Allen Did WTC]] [[lol]].
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://www.slate.com/id/2150347/ The George Allen insult generator, complete with excuses]
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| {{Politics}}
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| [[Category:People|Allen, George]]
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Revision as of 10:09, 28 July 2011
DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
