1990s

Flowchart of the '90s.

The 1990s is a decade that took place from 1993 to 2003 and is currently being bent over and raped with nostalgia by crazy 16-year-old girls as if it happened at least 100 years ago.

The '90s is famous for Mexico winning its independence from famed rapist John Striker and for Kurt Cobain becoming an Guitar Hero.

What happened?

Key events that took place in the '90s:

• George Bush Sr. and Bill Clinton took over the world.
• The internets became really popular.
• Computers became usable for idiots and AOL was popularized, which caused many faggots to fag up the internet.
• Macs became marginally affordable, enabling more Jobs-loving faggots to ruin the internet EVEN MORE.
• AIDS was upgraded to v2.6.
• Video games and cartoons were still enjoyable.
• Some people in the ass-end of Europe got butthurt over religion, starting a war that killed a bunch of idiot Slavs.
• Jesse Spano became addicted to caffeine because there was never enough time.
• Lulz were invented.
• Black People in L.A. rioted, creating the inspiration for The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006.
• At least 100 Jews began to plot the WTC attacks.
• Boybands broke onto the music scene, invaded our TV stations and radio waves and steadily spouted ear-raping songs to the world. Groups such as 'N Sync and The Backstreet Boys crawled out from under their dark rock of fail into stardom; this resulted in years of faggotry and a fanbase of 16 year old girls. Their sordid careers were eventually murdered by the arrival of the 2000s and 4chan. Unfortunately, their aura of gay managed to take many virgins with them on their way to hell.
• Everyone who posts on /b/ was born during this decade.
• Glenn Beck allegedly raped and murdered a young girl
• Osaka first appeared, bringing verbal mindfucks to us all. Seriously, what IS it called when a cat paddles?
• Duke Nukem Forever wasn't made.
• Marilyn Manson trolled Christfags and Republicans everywhere.
• Columbine beat the high score.

Nostalgia movement

Circa 2005, a movement to reminisce on the the decade started. Originally intended to be a simple lookback on the 90s, it eventually became a large militant fanboy army movement that overtime began to rape the decade like it was . Members of the army are called "90s kids".

The large pride movement propagates the view that the 90s:

• were all about happy childhood and music, and nothing more
• had absolutely no war or sadness and that everyone was walking around like a happy Disney movie
• THE BEST DECADE EVAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is an ongoing civil war on teh internets about who can be called a "90s kid". 16-year-old girls claim to know every single last detail about the entire decade because they know about boybands and the Macarena, though they only remember the last few years. On the other side, a group of grown pedos hold the view that you HAVE to be born in the 1980s to even know anything about the view.

The movement bashes the 2000s, holding the view that it was like the Holocaust, World War I and World War II happened 24/7 throughout the decade, that everyone was an evil pedophile, that kids are brainwashed spoiled brats and that everything is commercialized (although 90s kids were obliviously feed commercialism as a child). Originally, the movement bashed anything that was created past December 31, 1999, but the bashing has since been lifted and currently bashes anything post-2004.

The 1980s nostalgia movement, a predecessor of the 1990s nostalgia movement, occasionally sends fanboy troops called "80s kids" into their holy altar of worship known as "tribute videos", in an effort to bash the decade, but they are instantly surrounded and lynched by other "90s kids". However, when a tribute to the 2000s is made, both 80s and 90s kids team up to vandalize and sacrilege the altar, and proceed to lynch the "00s kids", people born between 1996-1999 who have given up trying to act like they experienced the whole 1990s.

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  You wanted to be them before you knew what gay was.
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  A vibrator wrapped in a cute red package.
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  Read my lips...I FUCK TURKEYS.
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  Believed to be the inspiration for AIDS.
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  I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
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  This was your idea of good graphics in the 1990s
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  Totally unrepentant.
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