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| [[Image:Banhammerwhammer.JPG|center|The typical permaban]]
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| [[Image:Marshviperdoubleban.PNG|thumb|right|Rare Double-Ban resulting from the [[MarshviperX]] saga]]
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| [[Image:Bannedpic.png|thumb|This means you are either a humongous newfag or an epic [[4chan]] troll.]]
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| [[Image:Banreaction.png|thumb|Typical newfag reaction to being banned from 4chan.]]
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| Like every website on the [[interwebs]], [[4chan]] too has a banning policy, but what makes 4chan bans so much different than other bans (like being a complete dumbass here on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]]) is the fact that to get banned from 4chan you have to do something so horrifyingly stupid that you'd have to be a pathetic [[loser]] to get one. It's like this: If you break a rule on 4chan, it's a ban; if you happen to come across a pissed off admin on 4chan, then be ready for a sure-fire beating from the banhammer. The greatest holder of the banhammer on 4chan was [[W.T. Snacks]], but was subsequently banned himself by [[moot|some faggot]], and during Snack's reign bannings would come for either posting illegal content or BECAUSE HE FUCKING CAN. Nowadays bans are usually just for posting [[CP]] and spamming links and other gay shit like that, but occasionally epic bans can be produced if done correctly. Posting on 7chan or 420chan that you were banned on 4chan will get you banned, also [[Klingons|Worf]] will anally rape you.
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| ==How 2 get banned on [[4chan]]==
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| These are only a few of the many ways of being banned on 4chan:
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| *Posting [[CP]] (Sometimes even so much as posting in a thread about [[12chan|pedos]]) - Permaban
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| *Replying to a thread in which CP has been posted (That includes saying "Reported") - 2 week ban
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| *Replying to [[Gmask|GMask]] threads. (as they're often full of CP) - 2 week ban
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| *Having a virus (14 day ban)
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| *Call to invasion (permaban)
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| *[[Camwhore|Camwhoring]]
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| *[[LOL|Impersonating moot]]
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| *Posting noodz and shit outside of [[B/|/b/]]
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| *[[4chan.js|Running Javascripts]]
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| *Posting [[Piccolo Dick]] on [[V/|/v/]] (Results in "Error: Upload Failed" and instant 14 day ban from all boards)
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| *Post with "'''Meru Otonashi#merumeru'''" in the name field (Instant permaban from all boards for "Ban Evasion", worked in February 6, 2011).
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| *Posting "[[Surgeon]]" or "[[Surgeon|The Surgeon]]" on any board (auto-ban)
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| *Posting "nigger" on [[K/|/k/]] (auto-ban)
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| *Posting "my face when" on [[Sp/|/sp/]] (auto-ban)
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| *[[Post ending in (x)|"Post ending in x" threads]]
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| *[[Prove me wrong]] threads.
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| *Including a link to a banned url in your post such as [[last measure|.on.nimp.org]]. - Usually 1 day
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| *Typing one of the many autoban words such as [[anontalk]] [[butthurt]] or other flagged words. - Can range from a 1 day ban to a permaban
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| *PUDDIPUDDIPUDDI
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| * Copy and paste this onto your post on /b/: 𝗨𝗦𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗦 𝗚𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗠𝗢𝗗 𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗦 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗧 - You will receive a 1 day ban for "Spamming."
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| {{clear}}
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| ==How 2 overcome ban on 4chan==
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| [[Image:Urbanned.png|thumb]]
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| {{deceptiban}}
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| '''Open Command Prompt and type "ipconfig /renew", if you're still banned after the first try, type it again'''
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| '''If that doesn't work, try these steps:
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| * Go to your router's page (192.168.1.1 by default)
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| * In "Status" or "Setup" menu hit "Release IP" button. Save settings
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| * Disconnect the router from modem
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| * Remove batteries from the modem and disconnect AC cord (DO NOT TURN OFF THE ROUTER).Leave it for couple minutes
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| * On your router's web page find "MAC Address Clone" function and change your MAC address to whatever you want (only numbers 1-9 and letters A-F). Save settings
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| * Plug in AC cord in the modem and reconnect it to the router
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| * On your router's web page hit "IP Address Renew" button and new IP adress will be assigned to your router
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| * Get back to trolling, camwhoring and invading other boards, Anon
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| ==Gallery of bans==
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| {{cg|Gallery of Win|bangal|center|<gallery>
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| Image:Banneddubs.PNG| those are trips not dubs
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| Image:50years1.PNG| 50 years bro
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| Image:Epic fucking ban789.jpg|A god tier troll.
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| Image:Banned3434.jpg|Mods hate piccolo dick.
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| Image:MODS EQUAL GODS.JPG|Mods = Gods
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| Image:Banned Finntroll.jpg|Furry shit in /y/ and Finntroll lyrics.
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| Image:Board is gone Ban.jpg|The ultimate permaban presented by moot.
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| Image:Banned1.png|Prove me wrong bullshit
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| Image:Banned2.png|What the fuck dude...
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| Image:Banned3.jpg
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| Image:Banned4.png|Longer than a perma-ban
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| Image:Banned5.jpg|Fuck off and die
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| Image:Banned6.jpg|ZOMG U RELPIED TO JAILBAIT THREAD!!11!!1
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| Image:Banned7.png|Being, like, eight
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| Image:Banned8.png|hurr...
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| Image:Banned9.jpg|[[Habbo Hotel|Habbo]] bullshit
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| Image:Banned10.jpg|HORSE COCK
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| Image:Banned11.jpg
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| Image:Banned12.jpg|Epic [[moot]] trolling
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| Image:Banned13.png|If you insist...
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| Image:Banned14.png|An exception to a CP ban.
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| Image:CP Ban Screencap Mustache.jpg|Damn, I was sure that would work.
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| Image:Banned15.jpg|Yes, you are moot.
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| Image:Banned16.jpg
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| Image:Banned17.png
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| Image:Banned18.jpg|Friends don't let friends get banned on 4chan.
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| Image:Banned19.jpg|[[Piccolo dick]]
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| Image:Banned20.png|[[Jews did 9/11|You did WTC, you fucker.]]
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| Image:Banned21.jpg|[[Sinistar|I HUNGER!]]
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| Image:Banned22.jpg|Typical jackass on /v/
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| Image:V ban spoiler cock.jpg|Then what are spoiler tags for?
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| Image:Banned23.jpg
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| Image:Banned24.jpg
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| Image:Banned25.png|what
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| Image:Banned26.jpg|Fail troll is fail.
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| Image:Banned27.jpg|The worst ban possible.
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| Image:Banstimes3.jpg|A couple of retarded bans.
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| Image:4chan banned.PNG
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| Image:Idiot 4chan mod.PNG|i think [[moot]] is a pretty cool guy. eh bans spammers and doesnt afraid of anything.
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| Image:Banned28.png|ROFL xD
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| Image:Banned29.jpg|Ewww...
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| Image:Banned31.jpg|[[SFW Porn|SFW]] [[CP]] is not good enough for moot.
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| Image:Banned32.png|Proof that mods are the cancer killing /b/. Also, he forgot to blank his IP.
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| Image:Banned33.jpg|proxy
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| Image:Banned34.png|[[fail]] ban
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| Image:Banned35.jpg|Stupid [[Gaia Online|Gaiafag]]
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| Image:Banned36.jpg|Banned for [[Rap|redundancy]]
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| Image:Banned37.jpg|[[Boxxy]] posting ban
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| Image:Banned45.jpg|Stickam Raid Fail
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| Image:Bannedboxxy.png|[[Moar]] Boxxy
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| Image:Bannedfuckyou.jpg|Straight to the point...
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| Image:Beingsagefreehaven.jpg|Banned for being [[Sage Freehaven|a fucking furfag]]
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| Image:309530953095.png|Camwhoring...
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| Image:Furfagban.JPG|Banned for being furfags.
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| Image:Seaking wtf ban.png|lol wut
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| File:Banned4chan.jpg|moot has a mom?
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| File:I_was_banned.PNG|I was banned? When?
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| File:Spammer ban.jpg|Spammer Ban.
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| File:Another4chanban.jpg|Goddamn Blue Furries.
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| File:Wellfuckbanned.jpg|What invasion thread?
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| File:Donkey_Kong_Tripcode_Ban.png|Donkey Kong trip ban.
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| File:4chan ban jap girl poop.jpg|Mods hate Japanese girls pooping in their mouths.
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| File:4chan banned anus.jpg|Anus is no laughing matter.
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| </gallery>}}
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| {{4chanarchive|27474053|b& pics|42178799|An epic double ban|49224976|A ban appeal|40557485|Chuck Norris gets b&|25142060|Slowpoke combo ban|29914449|Backward ban|5137594|Funny /a/ bans}}
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| ==See Also==
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| [[Image:Wtsnacks1.jpg|thumb|[[W.T. Snacks]], A god among users of the ban]]
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| *[[Banned]]
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| *[[moot]]
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| *[[W.T. Snacks]]
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| *[[Troll]]
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| *[[Epic Threads]]
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| ==Links==
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| *[http://www.4chan.org/rules Break these to get banned]
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| {{clear}}
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