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'''Kraut and Tea''' or '''[[powerword|Joseph Lancaster]]''' single-handedly stopped the raise of the {{hover|anti-semitic|try typing Kraut and Tea into the search field and press search}}, meme-spouting, racist-fascist, white-ethnostatist alt-right by making poorly researched videos on race realism, where it was quite evident he had no fucking knowledge on the subject. And these videos were fucking boring as Joseph likes to try to sound smart, but he just isn't. And his voice is that of under-developed Microsoft Sam, with an awful German accent.


Before his time on YouTube as a protector of the fair Jewish people, Joseph was busy protecting M'Lady on various atheist forums, where he tried to his abysmal spelling to impress all the fair maidens, so they would have sex with him.
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In 2013, [[Rebecca Sugar]]{{jew}} abandoned ''[[Adventure Time]]'' to pander to the immense cesspit of [[Basement-dweller|basement-dwelling]] feminazis plaguing [[Tumblr]] with the anime ripoff that is '''''Steven Universe'''''.


In December of 2017 it was found that Kraut's crack team of researchers were trying to dig up old posts to find dirt on alt-right losers. Newsflash idiot, the alt-right are already lolcows. They touch their tiny dicks to traps and anime tiddies and will never touch a real girl. Something both the alt-right and Joseph have in common. This caused Kraut's best friends [[Sargon of Akkad]] (Carl Benjamin) and Veemonro (Codrin Stavri) decided to ditch their support for him.
''Steven Universe'' is a very [[anime]]-[[plagiarism|inspired]] cartoon, which shouldn't be acceptable for a Western kids show since '''all''' [[anime]] is invariably [[Hentai|pornographic]]. Like ''Adventure Time'', ''Steven Universe'' has no actual over-arcing storyline, only the illusion of one.


Cartoon Network realized that since they were airing ''[[GoAnimate!|Johnny Test]]'' and never-ending ''[[Teen Titans Go!]]'' reruns two-thirds of the day (The other one-third going to [[Adult Swim]]), they REALLY needed something new, ANYTHING new. Rebecca Sugar caught onto the fact that CN now had two brain cells to rub together and suggested a fantasy 2DEEP4U show that attempted to trick [[Otaku|otakus]] into thinking that Western cartoons are any match for anime.


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For all its attempts at being [[anime]] no-one ever brings up the obvious.  With all his training and running around the universe fighting evil, [[Fat|Steven]] has yet to lose a pound and remains a [[fat]] minded [[retard]] that obsesses about food.  In Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple, the main character Kenichi actually puts on muscle through the anime.  If this were the lazy work of Steven Universe, Kenichi would have remained a skinny [[bitch]] in every episode.  It's called character growth.  Quit trying to sell a world to fatties where fatties are capable of walking up more than 2 stairs without having to take a candy break.
 
 
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Featured Article - Steven Universe

In 2013, Rebecca Sugar abandoned Adventure Time to pander to the immense cesspit of basement-dwelling feminazis plaguing Tumblr with the anime ripoff that is Steven Universe.

Steven Universe is a very anime-inspired cartoon, which shouldn't be acceptable for a Western kids show since all anime is invariably pornographic. Like Adventure Time, Steven Universe has no actual over-arcing storyline, only the illusion of one.

Cartoon Network realized that since they were airing Johnny Test and never-ending Teen Titans Go! reruns two-thirds of the day (The other one-third going to Adult Swim), they REALLY needed something new, ANYTHING new. Rebecca Sugar caught onto the fact that CN now had two brain cells to rub together and suggested a fantasy 2DEEP4U show that attempted to trick otakus into thinking that Western cartoons are any match for anime.

For all its attempts at being anime no-one ever brings up the obvious. With all his training and running around the universe fighting evil, Steven has yet to lose a pound and remains a fat minded retard that obsesses about food. In Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple, the main character Kenichi actually puts on muscle through the anime. If this were the lazy work of Steven Universe, Kenichi would have remained a skinny bitch in every episode. It's called character growth. Quit trying to sell a world to fatties where fatties are capable of walking up more than 2 stairs without having to take a candy break.


(( OUR FANBASED TRIED TO MAKE AN ARTIST COMMITE AN HERO ))