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| [[Image:Fucktard.jpg|thumb|Only a fucktard could explain the purpose behind this [[dildo|mysterious artifact]] of fucktardation.]]
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| [[file:Fucktard23.jpg|thumb|Most Fucktards tend to believe they're master intellects]]
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| [[Image:fucktard_iza_wigga.jpg|thumb|Those who claim to be "gangsta" (such as the above [[wigger]]) are among the most prime examples of fucktardedness.]]
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| [[Image:%2417_gangsta.jpg|thumb|I make that in an hour, bitch!]]
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| [[image:Bullshitre.JPG|thumb|[http://www.fanart-central.net/profile-Edward_Elric_1308.php "I've created most of the articles on ED."]]]
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| A fucktard is a special variety of [[Special Education|retard]] whose condition arises not from clinically demonstrable neurological impairment, but from [[:Image:Morans.jpg|buttersnap shitfuckery]] of the mind. If you wish for more information, please see [[You|this page]].
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| Invariably, [[You|first person]] detection of [[:Image:Ultrafailing.jpg|third person]] fucktardation is immediately followed by [[Unrealistic Expectations|denial, often verbally expressed, especially in the form, "No one's THAT fucking stupid."]] This differs from the hypothetical scenario of [[:Image:Ultrafailinger.jpg|first person]] fucktardation detection in that it actually occurs. Fucktards do not simply defy [[common sense]], they are pathologically incapable of recognizing the obvious, so even mirrors fail them. Or, more correctly, they [[fail]] mirrors. Moar Basicly for the Fucktart in U: their so dum [[McDonald%27s#Ronald_McDonald|god]] h8s them even moar then [[Sweden|swedan]] or [[Fag|fagz]] Fucktards exist in every aspect and class of society. From the upper upper class, to the middle class, all the way down to lower class and beyond, fucktards exist everywhere. There is no exception. They are among us at all levels of society. At work, in school, both in public and private sectors, governments, secret societies, and more. There is at least one amongst most groups. There is no filtering system to "weed out" fucktarded people. In fact, some even work together in packs within which all members are fucktards, even nationwide and global networks, to coordinate their efforts of sheer utter fucktardery, only to reveal themselves as one big collective fucktard whole once again.
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| == How To Spot A Fucktard ==
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| * '''Step 1:''' Gather the [[feminist|strength and will]] to stop [[masturbating]] to [[loli]] for a second and get out of the [[basement dweller|basement]]
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| * '''Step 2:''' Proceed to move those [[penis|protrusions]] from the bottom of your torso normals call "[[no|legs]]" in a left then right fashion towards the lavatory.
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| * '''Step 3:''' Discontinue moving "legs" once you have reached the mirror and are within distance to identify object reflected on it.
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| * '''Step 4:''' A fucktard will be looking back at [[you]]
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| * '''Step 5:''' Create an [[luser|Encyclopedia Dramatica]] account.
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| ==Differences==
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| There is a great difference between an [[Goth|idiot]] and a fucktard. For example, an idiot might [[I accidentally X|accidentally]] burn your stove with a grease fire. A fucktard will burn not only your stove, but your [[Cheyenne Cherry|cat]], your best [[Goth#Goth_Fashion|corset]], and possibly even your [[:Image:Dd_13.gif|face]]. Should you suffer the sympathetic misfortune of being at [[AOL|work]] when this happens, there is a high [[1d20|probability]] that he will burn that, too. Essentially, a fucktard will burn your [[Paganism:1|life]], and he will do so entirely by misadventure. He's that good.
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| Fucktardation is [[At_least_100|at least one-hundred]] times more likely than [[Jameth|faggotry]] to produce [[Loser|lose]]. Classic examples of fucktarded behaviors include but are not limited to: [[self injury]]; eating one's own boogers; identifying with groups like [[PETA]],the [[Democratic]] Party, or the [[Republican]] party; [[pooping]] in public; committing failed [[suicide]]; shaving designs into one's hair (excluding pubic); or bragging about anything just mentioned despite the fact that they haven't.
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| Often, fucktards mistake premises for conclusions, and vice versa, resulting in spectacular demonstrations of [[Otherkin|ultrafail]], a condition whereby feats of [[Lougara|epic failure]] are made possible. Assuming you speak [[Asperger%27s_syndrome|Queef]], a rare gaze into the mind of the fucktard is possible, but as this yields [[:Image:Autismsock.jpg|babblefuck shit-carnival]], many prefer instead to upgrade the fucktard. An excellent method toward that end is to "prove" some outlandishly [[Some_argue|false]] proposition to the fucktard. This can be almost anything, but the more [[batshit crazy]], the more fucktard-enriching.
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| One of the most fucktarded things about fucktards is that no matter what you tell them, they will never know, or believe, that they are fucktarded, because fucktards are also renowned not to know what fucktardation even is. This is conventionally attributed to genetic deprecation of [[:Image:Deadsuicide.jpg|An Heroism]], unless the fucktard is also a [[Fred_Phelps|fag]], in which case he is a weapon of god against [[mundane]]s, and only by that grace permitted to live.
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| ==Social==
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| [[Image:loloops.gif|thumb|Being a fucktard isn't easy.]]
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| Fucktards do not have friends. Not even other fucktards. This is blatantly evident to most everyone else, but as fucktardation prevents fucktards from ever interpreting [[:Image:Stevecharge.jpg|social cues]] non-fucktardedly, no amount of explicitly voiced contempt will ever register in a fucktard's mind as genuine disapproval. Rather, all seemingly disparaging commentary will be interpreted as veiled accolade, or, at worst, sarcastically rendered jolliness. The extent to which the latter interpretation describes reality, however marred by the fucktard's congenital inability to distinguish "with" from "at," will only confirm to the fucktard that his [[:Image:Larp_dreadfully_vicious_and_just_too_saaaavage_for_words_WE_ARE_WARRIORS.jpg|awesomeness]] remains unchallenged.
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| Without exception, fucktards require immersion in [[Cosplay|fucktarded subcultures]] in order to demonstrate group-derived personal originality (like these [[:Image:Terrifyingzeldacosplay.jpg|fucktards]]), often so fucktardedly as to chicken-and-egg paradox their own fucktardation. [[Wicca|Wands]], [[Rennies|swords]], or [[Furry|dragons]] are frequently involved, potentially in pot luck slurry with entirely unrelated camps of fucktardation, such as [[BME|Limited An Heroism]]. Even though these groups helpfully enable high-accuracy associative diagnosis of fucktardation, it is important to note that some members may actually just be [[Retard|retards]], [[Hotard|hotards]], or [[Vegetarian#Vegans:_The_Hitler_of_the_Food_Chain|vegans]]. It is not uncommon to witness fucktards wearing t-shirts that are printed with humorous designs that they do not understand the meaning of, or bands that they have never even listened to. Elderly fucktards that have managed to live a long life by pure irony and luck are likely to wear tubesocks on their hands and sport "I like Ike" campaign buttons on election day or Christmas.
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| Someone who has never met a fucktard will believe the above to be an exaggeration, but someone who has supposedly never met a fucktard is very likely a fucktard, so disbelief may also be considered diagnostic indication of [[An_hero|shut up]]. For an article on fucktards written in a futile attempt by actual fucktards, visit this link: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Fucktard
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| ==Advice from a Facebook Fucktard==
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| [[Image:Cunningplan.jpg|thumb|right|Example of fucktarded behavior, you've been a fucktarded failure as a dad.]]
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| A fucktard tries to be deep in thought producing this:
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| {{quote3|So I am [[masturbating|sitting]] here in my bed, [[retard|thinking about nothing]]. [[unrealistic expectations|I wish for so many things]]. [[cum|To let go when I should]], [[gay|to make things between you and I better]], [[Jesus|to forgive certain people]], to make sure [[rape|that no harm ever comes to you]]. [[emo|Though you tell me that you will never forgive I hope that this person knows I speak with kindness, I speak with my heart]]. [[lesbian|I am a fragile person and yet someone who must act strong]]. [[insane|I am here alone and yet surrounded]]. [[No|I just wish that everyone could stop moving for a second. Put down their cell phones, and turn off their Ipods and listen to what's around them]]. Stop hurting the people around them, and let their hearts speak with truth. When we all [[13_year_old_boy|grow up]] it won't matter what we said now and it wont matter what shirt we wore or how that person thought about you. All that will matter is the [[pain_series|pain]] we give another person and the happiness that we give to another. [[buttsecks|I'm just really tired of this hurting]], I know we can never live in a perfect world but the best we can do is hold our heads up high and hope for the best and treat everyone with respect. What does any of this hatred matter?
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| I feel like [[trolling|ranting]] all night about the imperfect world we live in, the little details in life that [[butthurt|I can no longer stand]] but am [[communism|forced to ignore]]. [[angsty teen|I guess I am just really really tired of this high school mambo jumbo bullshit]]. There is no changing anyone.
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| No one wants to forget their past. No matter how difficult it was, but the least we can do is forgive.}}
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{cg|Gallery of Fucktardery|fcktrdgallery|center|<gallery>
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| Image:Ballpit Queen.jpg|A [[fat|moonpig]] exhibiting [[typical|typical]] fucktarded behavior.
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| Image:fucktard-in-the-flesh.jpg|Self-branded as a fucktard for life. See also: [[Grammar Nazi]].
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| Image:Ricknroll.gif|[[Rickroll|EPIC]].
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| Image:Farah_fucktard.jpg|Even fucktards can pull a [[Drunk|pissed]] guy.
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| <<noinclude>STOP!DONT POST ANYTHING ABOVE THIS POST IN THE GALLERY <<noinclude>>
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| <<noinclude>>POST ADDITIONAL PICS BELOW THIS LINE<<noinclude>>
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| File:Kurtteeth.jpg|You can tell a fucktard by the fact that they look fucktarded.
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| Image:Llfucktard.jpg|Typical fat fucktard posing.
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| Image:EricElsenFucktard.jpg|[[doing it wrong|grammar]].
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| Image:Dumbass.png|[[religion|Religious]] 9/11 fucktard is bawww about [[POV|evil]] terrorists.
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| Image:b_fucktard.jpg|Fucktards simply cannot stay away from [[4chan|/b/]].
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| Image:Gundamfucktard.jpg|[[Cosplay]] fucktards.
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| Image:CoreypartyMONIES.jpg|[[Famous Glasses|This]] [[Australia]]n fucktard is [[lie|undeniably heterosexual.]]
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| Image:Crys_bf.jpg|<s>Only a fucktard would wear a gas mask.</s> This was true before [[Gas Mask Girl|Gas Mask Girl]].
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| Image:Retardedness.gif|Typical fucktard mating dance.
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| Image:Dumb Nigger.jpg|This black person [[Lie|permanently]] advertises to the world that he's a fucktard.
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| Image:fucktardinass.jpg|An evil fucktard plotting against Heterosexuality and all women.
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| Image:Leto_fucktard.jpg|The 12 step Anti-Fucktardation Program.
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| Image:Freak shows back.jpg|...WUT
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| Image:Fuckingtard.jpg|The usual 'I GET ALL THE PUSSY' fucktard pose
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| Image:Guywithbread.jpg|A fucktard discovers bread.
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| Image:3 fags.jpg|3 gay wiggers aka 3 fucktards.
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| Image:Fuckinidiot.PNG|No, you fucktard.
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| Image:Pyramid_Fucktard.jpg|Typical fucktard in [[Faggotry|cosplay]].
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| Image:Fucktarded.png|How a fucktard is made.
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| Image:Dorian-thorn-epic-fail.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn]] the fucktard wonders why no one takes him seriously.
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| Image:KinkyKitten is in denial.PNG|LULZ
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| Image:nattyice.jpg|Typical fucktard.
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| Image:Michael_montifoglio.jpg|This [[fag|person]] suffers from a very severe case of fucktardedness.
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| Image:Incaunpicsimapiseupemine2.jpg|Some people say fucktardness is a contagious disease.
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| Image:dntdvlagnt-the-dancing-faggot.jpg|A [[Raver|raver]] fucktard, right before he gets all greasy.
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| == See Also ==
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| * [[Dane Cook]]
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| * [[Dorian Thorn]]
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| * [[Retard]]
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| * [[The R Word]]
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| * [[Insane-Reynard]]
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| * [[You]]
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| * [[PreMEd]]
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| * [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:ListUsers/sysop TOW SYSOPS & Admins]
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| * [[W]]
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| * [[Americunts]] for reelecting W
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| * [[Niggers]]
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| * [[Barack Obama]]
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