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''FaZe Clan'' are competitive [[esports]] team where no members actually do their fucking jobs and play video games. What started as a group of nobodies that made trickshot compilations in [[COD]] are now a bunch of douches eating Doritos and doing nothing better with their sad pathetic lives. Nowadays they upload with a shitload of clickbait on [[JewTube]] and scam kids for [[jew | ''FaZe Clan'' are competitive [[esports]] team where no members actually do their fucking jobs and play video games. What started as a group of nobodies that made trickshot compilations in [[COD]] are now a bunch of douches eating Doritos and doing nothing better with their sad pathetic lives. Nowadays they upload with a shitload of clickbait on [[JewTube]] and scam kids for [[jew gold]] as they rather be cheap. This is because of a new manger who is [[Keemstar|Keemstars]] best bud, [[lazy|FaZe Banks]]. He is to lazy to fire people as he is so desperate for money that he will let people do anything. | ||
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Revision as of 03:07, 22 May 2021
FaZe Clan are competitive esports team where no members actually do their fucking jobs and play video games. What started as a group of nobodies that made trickshot compilations in COD are now a bunch of douches eating Doritos and doing nothing better with their sad pathetic lives. Nowadays they upload with a shitload of clickbait on JewTube and scam kids for jew gold as they rather be cheap. This is because of a new manger who is Keemstars best bud, FaZe Banks. He is to lazy to fire people as he is so desperate for money that he will let people do anything.
FaZe Then
FaZe Clan was created by a bunch of idiots on Xbox Live with no life except for playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 all day. Then they found this EPIC GODLY UNKOWN TO MANKIND TRICK KNOWN AS "TRICKSHOTTING" and decided to do more of them. Then they decided we can show this to entire world and so they did.
Due to aspergism people saw these videos, which led to more members joining the Clan and led to them participating in esports events. They started playing other games such as Counter Strike: Global Offensive.
FaZe Now
FaZe is now a bunch of retards doing the stupidest shit imaginable for view and attention. Their videos are obvious clickbait and fake to the point we don't even need to explain.
How to make a FaZe Video
- . Do stupid shit
- . Manipulate kids into giving you money
- . Clickbait in all caps
- . ???
- . PROFIT
Faze Banks Barley House Bar Brawl
FaZe Banks claim him and his precious Jake Paul former cocksucker got physical assaulted and raeped at a bar called the "Barely House" by the owner. When really Banks is just an retard getting pissed as he's a completely apeshit.
Tfue Contract Lawsuit
Tfue a loser who spends his time bitching at Fortnite got tired of Banks greed so he decided to sue him even though his lawyer thought he completely retarded for doing so.
FaZe Banks got pussy and posted this.
Tfue got pissed and posted this.
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