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'''PlayStation 5''' is an overpriced coat you will never be able to buy as some rich dude who manages to be scalper has like a billion bots that have bought every single PlayStation 5 at your local store. Even if you did manage to buy one it's likely the deliver will just [[self | '''PlayStation 5''' is an overpriced coat you will never be able to buy as some rich dude who manages to be scalper has like a billion bots that have bought every single PlayStation 5 at your local store. Even if you did manage to buy one it's likely the deliver will just [[self-important|steal it all for himself]]. You will be stuck with your lame PlayStation 4 for the rest of eternity. | ||
Not like it matters as the PlayStation 5 has no gaems. | Not like it matters as the PlayStation 5 has no gaems. | ||
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Note you aren't actually getting your PlayStation 5, but you can try to attempt this. | Note you aren't actually getting your PlayStation 5, but you can try to attempt this. | ||
1. Look online on [[Amazon]] for a PlayStation 5 | |||
2. Try to click on it as fast as you can | |||
3. If the last to steps didn't work then repeat them until it works. | |||
4. Wait for it too come | |||
5. [[fact|HAHA you actually thought your getting your precious PlayStation 5 you dumb fuck? Your a fucking idiot you have no chance of ever getting one in your pathetic life.]] | |||
== PlayStation 5 restocks == | == PlayStation 5 restocks == | ||
Revision as of 12:16, 23 May 2021
PlayStation 5 is an overpriced coat you will never be able to buy as some rich dude who manages to be scalper has like a billion bots that have bought every single PlayStation 5 at your local store. Even if you did manage to buy one it's likely the deliver will just steal it all for himself. You will be stuck with your lame PlayStation 4 for the rest of eternity.
Not like it matters as the PlayStation 5 has no gaems.
Features
It's basically just a more powerful PS4, that's it no cool features or anything. You can play PlayStation 4 games, but not PlayStation 3, or PlayStation 2 or PlayStation games as "who want's to play old games".
Duel Sense
For the first time in history Sony finally changed up their controller. This controller new feature is "Duel Sense" which is a ripoff of Nintendo Switch "HD Rumble", which will probably barely be used.
Games
They either delayed to death or cancelled, basically there are none.
How to buy a PlayStation 5
Note you aren't actually getting your PlayStation 5, but you can try to attempt this.
1. Look online on Amazon for a PlayStation 5
2. Try to click on it as fast as you can
3. If the last to steps didn't work then repeat them until it works.
4. Wait for it too come
PlayStation 5 restocks
Every week there's a restock so people can actually buy a PlayStation 5. however this has made things worse. Scalpers can use bots to buy all PlayStation 5 at a store, this means they can get all of it before people have change at getting one. The scalpers then post all PlayStation 5 on eBay for ridiculous ass prices. This leads to the prices going up, and you know what Sony keeps on doing? Making more of them. The problem keeps on getting worse and worse and will stay going down that path for who knows how long.
Despite fucking over everyone else. The scalpers get super butthurt over how their as. Their also losing jew-gold from buying the PlayStation 5 as they bought everything at the store with bots, which isn't enough to save their bank accounts as no one is buying PlayStation 5 from these sad fucks.
See Also
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