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[[File:130169638684.jpg|thumb|400px|center|<center>'''[[DO NOT WANT|BEHOLD HER, IN ALL HER GLORY!!!!!!111]][[oneoneone]]]]'''</center> | [[File:130169638684.jpg|thumb|400px|center|<center>'''[[DO NOT WANT|BEHOLD HER, IN ALL HER GLORY!!!!!!111]][[oneoneone]]]]'''</center> | ||
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Once upon a time, A [[Hipster|young girl wanted to go to art school | Once upon a time, A [[Hipster|young girl wanted to go to art school in New York City]]. [[Last Thursday|Years after]] unintentionally sparking a civil war in the [[4chan|asshole of the internet]], she had long remained hidden from the [[Rape|grasp]] of [[b/|the worst parts of the internets]] until finally realizing how to [[Sellout|achieve all her dreams]]. After failing to make millions from selling used purses on [[ebay]], she finally settled on creating the greatest website [[evar]], Catiewayne.com. Catiewayne.com is the latest attempt by [[Boxxy]] to make even more money for buying herself [[Cocaine|more fancy stuff]] while [[Trying Too Hard|pretending to her fans she has no internet]]. [[Powerword|Catherine Wayne]] came up with this [[Anorexia|fantastic idea]] after investigating the two largest Boxxy [[Stalker|fan sites]] on the internet, realizing that [[GOTIS|she could have her own website]] that could be bringing in her own ad revenue [[jewgold]] while letting her [[virgins|devoted followers]] know exactly how much money she needs and where to send it via [[Twitter]] while only releasing a [[shit|mediocre]] video on [[youtube]] every three months or so. Currently there is only a slow imageboard filled with pathetic [[basement dwellers]] and an even slower forum (former Iloveboxxy.net) which is the [[OTI|online version]] of [[North Korea]] starring their [[fat|fascistic]] leader and Admin Intrepid. | ||
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== Trolling Catiewayne.com == | == Trolling Catiewayne.com == | ||
Since Catiechan is used for the replacement of | Since Catiechan is used for the replacement of Unichan, you can still use the same tactics to troll these fools. For more advice see [[Unichan#Trolling Unichan]]. | ||
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<center>'''Also, call Catie | <center>'''Also, call Catie fat and [[BAWWW|see what happens]]'''.</center> | ||
==Gallery of [[failure]]== | ==Gallery of [[failure]]== | ||
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Image:CatieWayne.com 1303875021729.jpeg|This is the [[ | Image:CatieWayne.com 1303875021729.jpeg|This is the [[web 2.0|current design]] of Boxxy's homepage. It's very bleak, isn't it? But that's the way she's [[Jew|making her money]]. | ||
Image:Lolcatie.jpeg|[[O RLY?]] | Image:Lolcatie.jpeg|[[O RLY?]] | ||
Image:-b- - Boxxy 1304058269491.jpeg|Because when I think of [[Faggot|Metal | Image:-b- - Boxxy 1304058269491.jpeg|Because when I think of [[Faggot|Metal legend]] Rob Halford, I think about Boxxy. | ||
Image:Wut.jpg|Being rude to [[shit nobody cares about|Boxxmom]] is [[serious business]] | Image:Wut.jpg|Being rude to [[shit nobody cares about|Boxxmom]] is [[serious business]] | ||
Image:-b- - Boxxy 1304145760333.jpeg|Come at us bros. | |||
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Revision as of 06:52, 30 April 2011
Once upon a time, A young girl wanted to go to art school in New York City. Years after unintentionally sparking a civil war in the asshole of the internet, she had long remained hidden from the grasp of the worst parts of the internets until finally realizing how to achieve all her dreams. After failing to make millions from selling used purses on ebay, she finally settled on creating the greatest website evar, Catiewayne.com. Catiewayne.com is the latest attempt by Boxxy to make even more money for buying herself more fancy stuff while pretending to her fans she has no internet. Catherine Wayne came up with this fantastic idea after investigating the two largest Boxxy fan sites on the internet, realizing that she could have her own website that could be bringing in her own ad revenue jewgold while letting her devoted followers know exactly how much money she needs and where to send it via Twitter while only releasing a mediocre video on youtube every three months or so. Currently there is only a slow imageboard filled with pathetic basement dwellers and an even slower forum (former Iloveboxxy.net) which is the online version of North Korea starring their fascistic leader and Admin Intrepid.
Trolling Catiewayne.com
Since Catiechan is used for the replacement of Unichan, you can still use the same tactics to troll these fools. For more advice see Unichan#Trolling Unichan.
Gallery of failure
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This is the current design of Boxxy's homepage. It's very bleak, isn't it? But that's the way she's making her money.
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Because when I think of Metal legend Rob Halford, I think about Boxxy. -
Being rude to Boxxmom is serious business -
Come at us bros.
External Links
The shitacular homepage
The /B/oxxy board
The new iloveboxxy.net forums
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