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Canv.as is a [[SFW]] image-centric social website created by [[4chan]] founder [[moot| Christopher "moot" Poole]].  Canv.as allows it's users to "[[No life|share and play with images]]", and it's user-base is widely regarded as having unparalleled [[Retardation|creativity]]. Since all of Canv.as [[hipsters|users came from 4chan]], [[99.9%|99%]] of the website's content is modifications of old 4chan memes, girls with mustaches and monocles. [[Some argue|It has been suggested]] that Canv.as is a sfw derivative of 4chan without the humor and functionality.  Despite these [[Facts|critiques]], moot has found Jew gold to help fund his image collaboration [[Imminent Failure|website]].
Canv.as is a shitty website where [[13-year-old boy|creative users]] take old shitty stale [[memes]] that the rest of the internet threw away, and remixes them [[over 9000]] times. Nothing on Canv.as is [[OC]] but all the [[13-year-old boy|creative users]] who just discovered the internet think they are so original and can create [[epic]] [[lulz]].  
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==Remixing==
==Remixing==
[[File:Canvas_applet.png|thumb|right|Images posted to canv.as will typically have the text "Type text here" added on top because the text tool, like all the other tools, sucks ass. ]]
[[File:Canvas_applet.png|thumb|right|Images posted to canv.as will typically have the text "Type text here" added on top because the text tool, like all the other tools, sucks ass. ]]
Canv.as offers a simple drawing applet for remixing images, which sucks even moar than [[MS Paint]]. Canvasfags mainly use it to randomly add badly drawn monocles to images. The idea of the applet is to promote [[Original Content|OC]]. Unfortunately it means that Canv.as is frequently filled with [[over 9000]] unfunny variations of the same image. As a result of this, memes on canv.as typically go stale in mere nanoseconds, compared to /b/ where this process would take several milliseconds.
On Canv.as they have the handy tool to "remix" images while in browser! While this tool would be cool if not for the fact that Canv.as is full of [[13-year-old boys]] who downvote anything even remotely [[lulz|lulzy]]. Every image is remixed [[over 9000]] times to the point where anything that is even remotely [[OC|Original]] is stale within the first 5 seconds.  
tl:dr Canv.as is the cum-dumpster of the internet.


== Stickers ==
Canv.as had the "handy" idea to allow the user to "sticker" posts. Originally it was an okay idea then [[moot]] being the [[Jew]] he is took away half the stickers that where available to the user. Not that it mattered anyway because the only stickers ever used is the monocle. The #1 sticker used to be extremely popular until [[moot]] limited that as well in an act of total douchiness.
Now all the [[13-year-old boy|creative users]] do is spam monocles all day while trying to create their independence from the rest of the [[interwebz]].
== Inviting ==
Normally to get on Canv.as you have to be invited and have a [[failbook]] account so it's easier to [[B%26|B&]] you when you inevitably post [[CP]]. Well, today is your lucky day just follow this link: [https://canv.as/party Canv.as] and you can create your very own Canv.as account today! Too good to be true you say? Well, stop saying shit! All you need to do is connect your troll [[Failbook]] account and you're way to being [[B%26|B&]] from Canv.as!
==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[OhInternet]]
*[[OhInternet]]
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Revision as of 02:27, 8 May 2011

Canv.as is a shitty website where creative users take old shitty stale memes that the rest of the internet threw away, and remixes them over 9000 times. Nothing on Canv.as is OC but all the creative users who just discovered the internet think they are so original and can create epic lulz.

Remixing

Images posted to canv.as will typically have the text "Type text here" added on top because the text tool, like all the other tools, sucks ass.

On Canv.as they have the handy tool to "remix" images while in browser! While this tool would be cool if not for the fact that Canv.as is full of 13-year-old boys who downvote anything even remotely lulzy. Every image is remixed over 9000 times to the point where anything that is even remotely Original is stale within the first 5 seconds. tl:dr Canv.as is the cum-dumpster of the internet.


Stickers

Canv.as had the "handy" idea to allow the user to "sticker" posts. Originally it was an okay idea then moot being the Jew he is took away half the stickers that where available to the user. Not that it mattered anyway because the only stickers ever used is the monocle. The #1 sticker used to be extremely popular until moot limited that as well in an act of total douchiness. Now all the creative users do is spam monocles all day while trying to create their independence from the rest of the interwebz.


Inviting

Normally to get on Canv.as you have to be invited and have a failbook account so it's easier to B& you when you inevitably post CP. Well, today is your lucky day just follow this link: Canv.as and you can create your very own Canv.as account today! Too good to be true you say? Well, stop saying shit! All you need to do is connect your troll Failbook account and you're way to being B& from Canv.as!

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