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[[Image:Keyboardfuckyous.gif|thumb|The Model M works great for [[pwnage]].]] | [[Image:Keyboardfuckyous.gif|thumb|The Model M works great for [[pwnage]].]] | ||
The '''Model M keyboard''' is an input device built by [[IBM]], Lexmark, and Unicomp that will last for [[over 9000]] keystrokes. Many Model M keyboards come with removable keycaps which easily can be changed around to confuse a [[n00b]] [[fail|who doesn't know how to type]]. [[Fags]]/[[fail|failures]] usually avoid these keyboards because they are not strong enough to press the keys, or are [[offended]] by the loud tactile feedback. | The '''Model M keyboard''' is an input device built by [[IBM]], Lexmark, and Unicomp that will last for [[over 9000]] keystrokes. Many Model M keyboards come with removable keycaps which easily can be changed around to confuse a [[n00b]] [[fail|who doesn't know how to type]]. [[Fags]]/[[fail|failures]] usually avoid these keyboards because they are not strong enough to press the keys, or are [[offended]] by the loud tactile feedback. [[Greenpeace|Greenfags]] often protest the keyboard because of it's extra power draw, not realizing this is just because it is [[epic]]. | ||
== History == | == History == | ||
The Model M keyboard is a newer version of the Model F keyboard that was developed by [[IBM]] for [[Nazi| Nazi Germany]] that was used with the computers that kept track of the [[Jews]]. | The Model M keyboard is a newer version of the Model F keyboard that was developed by [[IBM]] for [[Nazi| Nazi Germany]] that was used with the computers that kept track of the [[Jews]]. | ||
During the First Gulf War, Model M keyboards were used as makeshift shields to deflect rocket propelled grenades back towards the enemy. | |||
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Revision as of 22:21, 26 May 2011
The Model M keyboard is an input device built by IBM, Lexmark, and Unicomp that will last for over 9000 keystrokes. Many Model M keyboards come with removable keycaps which easily can be changed around to confuse a n00b who doesn't know how to type. Fags/failures usually avoid these keyboards because they are not strong enough to press the keys, or are offended by the loud tactile feedback. Greenfags often protest the keyboard because of it's extra power draw, not realizing this is just because it is epic.
History
The Model M keyboard is a newer version of the Model F keyboard that was developed by IBM for Nazi Germany that was used with the computers that kept track of the Jews.
During the First Gulf War, Model M keyboards were used as makeshift shields to deflect rocket propelled grenades back towards the enemy.