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| [[Image:Stranger things man cosplay.jpg|200px|thumb|Keep in mind: THIS is the target audience.]]
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| "Stranger Things" is the brand new autistic cash cow for the terrible streaming network, [[Netflix]]. It labels itself as a [[Mystery Science Theater 3000|sci-fi]] [[Saw|horror]] series that takes place in the 80's about some [[fag]] named Will who gets [[pwnt|pwned]] to [[hell|the Upside Down]]. So his 4 gay friends must find him. [[Shit no one cares about|Oh, and his mother and this police officer also try to find him and such, we dunno.]] It's about as asinine of a plot as you can get with a series about this.
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| Unfortunately, the show has a massive fanbase of [[Pedophile|fans]] that just won't let the show die, has a plethora of clothing and toys for idiots to show off their [[Over 9000|"ULTIMATE NURDINEZZ LOLOLOLOL"]], and even has its own Target Exclusive DVD/Blu-Ray box set of the first season. Why a Netflix show has that is beyond us.
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| There's currently 2 seasons of this abomination, with a third season on the way. Thankfully it'll end either on the fourth or fith seasons.
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| == The [[No|Excellent]] Characters ==
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| [[Fag|Will Byers]] - Basically the nonbinary child who gets captured and sent to the Upside Down, and is not seen physically until the VERY END of Season 1. He does get a more prominent role in Season 2, but let's be honest: he should've been left out all together.
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| [[Psychopath|Joyce Byers]] - Keeps trying to talk to her son through lights, and keeps talking like a drug addict when trying to reach ahold her son.
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| [[Cops|Jim Hopper]] - A dumb but very fuckable cop who joins in on finding Will, and calls in a fucking search party to find him as if the whole fucking town cares about a child's disappearance.
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| [[Dungeons & Dragons|The Demogorgon]] - No, we're not joking. [[Theft|The people who made the show literally stole a character from Dungeons and Dragons]] and [[The_Human_Centipede|glued him into this]] show.
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| Mike Wheeler - No link for him because he's the most insipid character of the whole show. Has a [[ship|thing for Eleven]], and is the leader of the gang for finding Will.
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| [[Image:Eleven.jpg|150px|thumb|DA ULTIMATE FAEC OF EVILLLLLLL.]]
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| [[Mary Sue|Eleven]] - [[1337|D@ M0ST P0PUL3R CH@R@CTUR 1N D@ SH0WWWWWWW]]!!!! Basically the character that everyone loves to cosplay as. ''[[Sick fuck|(Even men.)]]'' Has [[Psion Guild|telekinetic]] powers, made a kid fucking piss himself, [[addict|has an obsession for Eggo-brand waffles]], is the key to finding Will, and dies at the end of Season 1, but comes back to life in Season 2.
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| '''TL;DR, she's basically your average Mary Sue but with the mind of [[Criss Angel]].'''
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| [[Fat|Dustin Henderson]] - HE HAS NO FRONT TEETH. HE HAS A FUNNY WAY OF TALKING. HE SAYS "SHIT" WRONG. '''LAUGH.'''
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| [[Nigger|Lucas Sinclair]] - The one token black kid 'cuz every gang of characters needs one. The one who's unsure about Eleven at first, but befriends her.
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| == The Fanbase ==
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| Yes, much like EVERY SINGLE FRICKIN' TV SHOW, the series has a rising fandom. Mostly comprised of [[Retro|people who grew up in the good ol' 1980s]], or [[Hot Topic|Hot Topic fangirls that love this shit]].
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| Tons of the merchandise exists at places like [[Wal-Mart|Target]], [[Goth|Hot Topic]], and other places. It's almost on par with [[Rick and Morty]] in that sense.
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| They can be found making bullshit conspiracy theories about the show, that are completely impossible to believe.
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| == The Homophobic Millie Bobby Brown Meme ==
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| In an attempt so [[lulz|lulzy]] that many people joined in on this trend, some faggot by the name of Kelsfiona on [[Twitter]] did the unthinkable: she made [[bitch|Millie Bobby Brown]], the actor for Eleven, to look like a [[homophobia|homophobe]]. This tweet got so popular enough to the point where almost everybody on Twitter joined in on the trend of making Millie look like a homophobe. On top of that, everybody was using the hashtag, #TakeDownMillieBobbyBrown.[[File:Themostlulzythingevur.png|200px|thumb|The glorious tweet that started it all]]
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| Of course, the Stranger Things fanbase didn't take this shit lightly, and everybody screeched at the tweets, like unprofessional [[Asperger's Syndrome|autists]]. Many news reports claim that, and I quote "the fact that that fun is coming at the expense of a 14-year-old girl raises questions of whether this type of humor is also a form of bullying."
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| '''TL;DR, they're using the excuse that [[Matthew Davis|she's just a child]] and she needs to be protected from the "bad men".'''
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| Because of all the "hate" that Millie received over Twitter, she made the oh-so tough decision to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|close down her Twitter account]], causing the fanbase to screech louder than they can ever screech before.
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| == See also ==
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| [[Netflix]] - The ungodly slob of awfulness where this show comes from.
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| [[Rick and Morty]] - An equally terrible show, with an equally terrible fanbase.
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| [[Dungeons and Dragons]] - Where the Demogorgon comes from.
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| [[Retro]] - This show is basically eye candy for people born in the 1980s.
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| [[Hot Topic]] - Where most of the poorly made merchandise is sold.
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