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{{spoilers|It's impossible to buy a PlayStation 5}} | {{spoilers|It's impossible to buy a PlayStation 5}} | ||
[[File: PlayStation_5.jpeg| | [[File: PlayStation_5.jpeg|thumb|320px|right]] | ||
'''PlayStation 5''' is an overpriced coat you will never be able to buy as some rich dude who manages to be scalper has like a billion bots that have bought every single PlayStation 5 at your local store. Even if you did manage to buy one it's likely the | '''PlayStation 5''' is an overpriced coat you will never be able to buy as some rich dude who manages to be scalper has like a billion bots that have bought every single PlayStation 5 at your local store. Even if you did manage to buy one it's likely the delivery man will just [[self-important|steal it all for himself]]. You will be stuck with your lame PlayStation 4 for the rest of eternity. | ||
Not like it matters as the PlayStation 5 has no gaems. | Not like it matters as the PlayStation 5 has no gaems. | ||
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==Features== | ==Features== | ||
[[File: PlayStation 5 at home.jpg|right]] | [[File: PlayStation 5 at home.jpg|thumb|right]] | ||
*The games are now in 4K for extra shinny new graphix. | *The games are now in 4K for extra shinny new graphix. | ||
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==Duel Sense== | ==Duel Sense== | ||
For the first time in history Sony finally changed up their controller. Now there controller looks like fucking everyone else's, as [[none|who want's to be unique.]] | For the first time in history Sony finally changed up their controller. Now [[Their|there]] controller looks like fucking everyone else's, as [[none|who want's to be unique.]] | ||
This controller new feature is "Duel Sense" which is a ripoff of [[Nintendo Switch]] "HD Rumble", which will probably barely be used. | This controller new feature is "Duel Sense" which is a ripoff of [[Nintendo Switch]] "HD Rumble", which will probably barely be used just like the PS4's touchpad. | ||
==Games== | ==Games== | ||
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==How to buy a PlayStation 5== | ==How to buy a PlayStation 5== | ||
[[File: PlayStation 5 buyer.jpg|right]] | [[File: PlayStation 5 buyer.jpg|thumb|right]] | ||
Note you aren't actually getting your PlayStation 5, but you can try to attempt this. | Note you aren't actually getting your PlayStation 5, but you can try to attempt this. | ||
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2. Try to click on it as fast as you can | 2. Try to click on it as fast as you can | ||
3. If the last | 3. If the last two steps didn't work then repeat them until it works. | ||
4. Wait for it too come | 4. Wait for it too come | ||
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== PlayStation 5 restocks == | == PlayStation 5 restocks == | ||
Every week there's a restock so people can actually buy a PlayStation 5. however this has made things worse. Scalpers can use bots to buy all PlayStation 5 at a store, this means they can get all of it before people have change at getting one. The scalpers then post all PlayStation 5 on eBay for ridiculous ass prices. This leads to the prices going up, and you know what Sony keeps on doing? [[You sir are | Every week there's a restock so people can actually buy a PlayStation 5. however this has made things worse. Scalpers can use bots to buy all PlayStation 5 at a store, this means they can get all of it before people have change at getting one. The scalpers then post all PlayStation 5 on eBay for ridiculous ass prices. This leads to the prices going up, and you know what Sony keeps on doing? [[You sir, are and idiot| Making more of them]]. The problem keeps on getting worse and worse and will stay going down that path for who knows how long. | ||
Despite fucking over everyone else. The scalpers get super butthurt over how their as. Their also losing [[jew gold]] from buying the PlayStation 5 as they bought everything at the store with bots, which isn't enough to save their bank accounts as no one is buying PlayStation 5 from these sad fucks. | Despite fucking over everyone else. The scalpers get super butthurt [[What|over how their as]]. [[Their]] also losing [[jew gold]] from buying the PlayStation 5 as they bought everything at the store with bots, which isn't enough to save their bank accounts as no one is buying PlayStation 5 from these sad fucks. | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Revision as of 00:40, 1 August 2021
PlayStation 5 is an overpriced coat you will never be able to buy as some rich dude who manages to be scalper has like a billion bots that have bought every single PlayStation 5 at your local store. Even if you did manage to buy one it's likely the delivery man will just steal it all for himself. You will be stuck with your lame PlayStation 4 for the rest of eternity.
Not like it matters as the PlayStation 5 has no gaems.
Features
- The games are now in 4K for extra shinny new graphix.
- It can run 120fps so people play games at super high speeds.
- It supports 8K which basically means, upscale the games to look like 8K.
- You can play PlayStation 4 games, but not PlayStation 3, or PlayStation 2 or PlayStation games as "who want's to play old games".
Duel Sense
For the first time in history Sony finally changed up their controller. Now there controller looks like fucking everyone else's, as who want's to be unique.
This controller new feature is "Duel Sense" which is a ripoff of Nintendo Switch "HD Rumble", which will probably barely be used just like the PS4's touchpad.
Games
Just look up PS4 games dumbass.
How to buy a PlayStation 5
Note you aren't actually getting your PlayStation 5, but you can try to attempt this.
1. Look online on Amazon for a PlayStation 5
2. Try to click on it as fast as you can
3. If the last two steps didn't work then repeat them until it works.
4. Wait for it too come
PlayStation 5 restocks
Every week there's a restock so people can actually buy a PlayStation 5. however this has made things worse. Scalpers can use bots to buy all PlayStation 5 at a store, this means they can get all of it before people have change at getting one. The scalpers then post all PlayStation 5 on eBay for ridiculous ass prices. This leads to the prices going up, and you know what Sony keeps on doing? Making more of them. The problem keeps on getting worse and worse and will stay going down that path for who knows how long.
Despite fucking over everyone else. The scalpers get super butthurt over how their as. Their also losing jew gold from buying the PlayStation 5 as they bought everything at the store with bots, which isn't enough to save their bank accounts as no one is buying PlayStation 5 from these sad fucks.
See Also
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