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'''Bitsytalk''' is a [[Shit|shitty]] Pokemon forum populated by [[13-year old boys]] and lolcows who frequent Minichan.  The site is known for its small population, hate of [[Anonymous]], and horrible fanfiction.
'''Bitsytalk''' is an amazing Pokemon forum populated by the best, most amazing people.  The site is known for its card maker, www.tradingcardmaker.net, and its old card maker, pokemoncardmaker.org.


[[File:1299534999531177.png|right|thumb|The typical response to a Bitsytalk thread on Minichan.]]


It is divided into several "sub-boards", which makes it look like phpBB and ATBBS's horrible lovechild.
It is divided into several "sub-boards", which makes it a simple, easy way to find your way around.




=History=
=History=
Bitsytalk was founded in the summer of 2010 when the Sysop, named Sgt Schizop [[Truth|who is really Kawaii]] thought, "Hey, I'm going to make a horrible forum with my own original software, which is clearly a rip-off!".  This happened after the other forum he ran, Pokemoncardmaker, got [[Lulz|shut down by Nintendo for copyright infringement]].  Needless to say, all the members of the forum (about <del>30</del> 10) got [[butthurt]] and migrated to Shitsytalk.
Bitsytalk was founded in the summer of 2010 when the Sysop, named Sgt Schizop decided to make it after being threatened to be sued by what the forum now believes was a phony lawyer.


==The Chans==
==The Chans==


Early in it's creation, some of Minichan got together and trolled the shit out of Bitsytalk while pretending to be Kimmo.  Much lulz were to be had by the site's, and especially Brobro's, rage generated from the trolling.  This is what eventually sent Shitsytalk to "war" with Minichan and [[Tinychan]].
Early in its creation, some of Minichan got together and trolled the shit out of Bitsytalk while pretending to be Kimmo.  Much lulz were to be had by the site's rage generated from the trolling.  This is what eventually sent Bitsytalk to "war" with Minichan and [[Tinychan]].
 
[[File:Brobro1.png|left|thumb|The post that started it all.]] 




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'''Leafingo''': A Darkrai-obsessed girl who contributes the other half of the site's shitty fanfiction.  Supposed girlfriend of Phin, and has the highest post count on the site [http://bitsytalk.com/members/best (Fucking 17,000 posts!!!)].
'''Leafingo''': A Darkrai-obsessed girl who contributes the other half of the site's awesome fanfiction.  Supposed girlfriend of Phin, and has the highest post count on the site [http://bitsytalk.com/members/best (Fucking 17,000 posts!!!)].




==Oh Eeveen...==
==Oh Eeveen...==
Eeveen is a moderator of the shitty site and one of the funnest reasons to troll Bitsytalk, if not the funnest. Dare you say bad things about Bitsytalk on any fucking chan possible?  EEVEEN'S THERE!  To raeg at the [[Original Poster|OP]] and to "defend" his precious site, although everyone else there will tell him to stop feeding the trolls. And of course he never listens.  He's also a fucking celebrity there which means he can do whatever he wants, like [http://bitsytalk.com/topic/3682/a-little-present-to-all#9655 here] ([[x y is x|fail troll is fail]]) and [http://bitsytalk.com/topic/4235/bitsytalk-forum-rules-all-new-members-read-before-posting here] (He created the rules without any other mod's consent or the sysop's).  He's also given credit for [http://bitsytalk.com/topic/6396/pcms-last-stand trying to bring their other shitty site, PCM, back], along with a goderator named Silver.  Seriously, [[wtf|goderator]].  He's also the only one to think that Bitsytalk is at war with Minichan and frequently plots to bring it down somehow.
Eeveen is one of the best people on the board. Along with all of the other moderators, he helps keep the board intact. Eeveen is very strict, and the board is in general, due to the Minichan trolling.
 
=How to Troll Them=
Trolling Bitsytalk is ridiculously easy.  All you have to do is one of these things:
 
*Bash Pokemon
 
*Post as Anonymous.


*Argue with ''anyone''.
*Criticize the site's color scheme.
*Post ''anything'' negative about them on Minichan or Tinychan.
*Talk about how Anontalk is so much better than them.
*Bash Minecraft, Portal, Halo, Mario, Sonic, or Starcraft.
*Argue with Phin.
*Ask for the source.


==Site Rules==
==Site Rules==
Bitsytalk has the strictest rules of any forum on the internet, [[ever]].
The rules include:
They include:


*Absolutely no swearing                                                                                                                           
*Absolutely no swearing                                                                                                                           
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*Censorship is neccesary                                                                                                                         
*Censorship is neccesary                                                                                                                         


==Gallery Of Fail==
<gallery>
File:BROBROSTRIKESBACK!.png|HE STRIKES BACK!
File:Brobro.png|Reaction time.
File:BrobroDescription.png|What 95% of Minichan users think of Brobro.  They're probably right.
File:mod_raeg.png|MOD RAEG
File:Whispeon.png|Attempt failed.
File:Schizops_twisted_mind.png|A glimpse into Kawaii's twisted mind.
File:TERRORIST.png|What passes for a legit ban on Bitsytalk.
File:How_to_defeat_trolls.jpg|How they deal with trolls.  Note the use of the word "fuck" which goes directly against rules #1 and #4.  Interestingly, the guy who posted this ''didn't'' get b&.  Mod corruption much?
File:Krame.jpg|[[MOAR]] trolling.
</gallery>
==See Also==
*[[Minichan BBS|Minichan]]----Bitsytalk's main trollers.
*[[Asperger's Syndrome]]----About 70% of Bitsytalk's userbase suffers from this disease.


==Links==
==Links==
*[http://bitsytalk.com Bitsytalk] ---- The hellhole itself.
*[http://bitsytalk.com Bitsytalk] ---- The amazing place itself.
*[http://bitsytalk.chatango.com Bitsytalk Chat] ---- Deader than ever.
*[http://bitsytalk.chatango.com Bitsytalk Chat] ---- Yeeeeeah... dead...
[[Category:Fandom Stuff]][[Category:Sites]]
[[Category:Fandom Stuff]][[Category:Sites]]

Revision as of 02:08, 9 June 2011

Bitsytalk
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Type BBS
Founded ~August 2010
Location Fucking Arizona.
Key people Sgt Schizop, Eeveen, Whispeon, Phineasking
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Industry {{{industry}}}
Products Fanfiction, butthurt, fail.
Website Bitsytalk

Bitsytalk is an amazing Pokemon forum populated by the best, most amazing people. The site is known for its card maker, www.tradingcardmaker.net, and its old card maker, pokemoncardmaker.org.


It is divided into several "sub-boards", which makes it a simple, easy way to find your way around.


History

Bitsytalk was founded in the summer of 2010 when the Sysop, named Sgt Schizop decided to make it after being threatened to be sued by what the forum now believes was a phony lawyer.

The Chans

Early in its creation, some of Minichan got together and trolled the shit out of Bitsytalk while pretending to be Kimmo. Much lulz were to be had by the site's rage generated from the trolling. This is what eventually sent Bitsytalk to "war" with Minichan and Tinychan.







Notable Members

Sgt Schizop: The Sysop. Is really Kawaii, and frequents Minichan, often posting his comics that make fun of Kimmo or Anontalk. Not much else is known about him besides the fact that he probably lives in Kansas or Arizona.


Talons1337: An Australian who obsesses over nukes and Starcraft.


Oldman: A Total Drama and Dragon Ball Z fan. He often posts his crossover artwork, and contributes roughly half of the fan fiction on the site.


Phineasking ("Phin"): An Internet Tough Guy who pretends he's the boyfriend of one of the moderators. Has the most bans on the site by far. Yes, even more than Anonymous! Is currently inactive on the forums. Thought to be an aspie.


Leafingo: A Darkrai-obsessed girl who contributes the other half of the site's awesome fanfiction. Supposed girlfriend of Phin, and has the highest post count on the site (Fucking 17,000 posts!!!).


Oh Eeveen...

Eeveen is one of the best people on the board. Along with all of the other moderators, he helps keep the board intact. Eeveen is very strict, and the board is in general, due to the Minichan trolling.


Site Rules

The rules include:

  • Absolutely no swearing
  • No tripcodes
  • Anonymous must be logged in to post
  • Censorship is neccesary


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