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===== WARNING! GUROCHAN IS INFECTED WITH MALWARE, VIRUSES, SPYWARE, ADWARE, AND AIDS! =====
{{infobox Chan|imageboard_name=GUROchan|imageboard_logo=[[File:Gurologo.png]]|date_founded=Unknown|major_boards=/f/, /g/, /s/|epic_win=owners getting v& 20 times, making their own IB software where all the variables are "deadloli"|homepage=<s>http://gurochan.net</s><s>http://gurochan.org</s><s>https://gurochan.ch and http://gurochanocizhuhg.onion/</s> <s>https://www.gurochan.cx/</s><s>https://www.gurochan.ga/</s>https://www.guro.wtf/|right}}
{{infobox Chan|imageboard_name=GUROchan|imageboard_logo=[[File:Gurologo.png]]|date_founded=Unknown|major_boards=/f/, /g/, /s/|epic_win=owners getting v& 20 times, making their own IB software where all the variables are "deadloli"|homepage=<s>http://gurochan.net</s><s>http://gurochan.org</s><s>https://gurochan.ch and http://gurochanocizhuhg.onion/</s> <s>https://www.gurochan.cx/</s><s>https://www.gurochan.ga/</s>https://www.guro.wtf/|right}}


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Gurochan has mysteriously [[v&|disappeared]] twice in recorded history, for "unknown" reasons. Most believe it was because the first admins were serial killers and the second ones were pedos. However, just like any cockroach, it seems that no matter how many times you kill this site, it keeps coming back.  
Gurochan has mysteriously [[v&|disappeared]] twice in recorded history, for "unknown" reasons. Most believe it was because the first admins were serial killers and the second ones were pedos. However, just like any cockroach, it seems that no matter how many times you kill this site, it keeps coming back.  


The current admins are enclaved and ryonaloli. Little is known about enclaved except that he lives off of his mom's disability check in a studio apartment in russia, and stays on irc all day high on heroin. Literally NOTHING is known about ryonaloli, except that he is so fucking paranoid he wears tinfoil around his dick so the [[NSA]] won't monitor his dicksignals and that he seems to be pro google. Or at least he's against an irrational hatred for google.
The current admin is Kaguya. Little is known about him except that he is jewish and a devout member of the [[https://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/index.php/NAMBLA|NAMBLA]].
 
Previous admins include:


On this site, expect to find boards literally DEDICATED to shit (/s/), bugs fucking amputees in the ass (/f/), and fat guys gang-raping a [[loli]]'s eyesocket (/g/).
Enclaved, who probably died on heroin. If he didn't die on heroin, he died because he ran out of heroin and his druggy head exploded.
Ryonaloli, who adopted a daughter and probably killed her. He was the most paranoid fuck and wrapped his phone in tin foil and only used tor.
Kuukunen, pretty much the reason Gurochan was always down, also lives in japan like the neckbeard he is
''Straitjackit, was never an admin, but liked calling himself that because he's retarded'' (Despite not being the admin, his "era" was the last golden age of Gurochan)
Kuz, a '''JEW!''' who used Kaguya to get Gurochan from Kuukunen, who had all but given up on hosting because he's too busy living in japan and being a homo.


Oh, and one more thing...


..they have a /fur/ board.
The #guro IRC channel is now pretty much dead, and the community has largely moved to reddit to avoid the new Gurochan website '''''WHICH HAS VIRUSES AND MALWARE AND WILL DESTROY YOUR PC!!!'''''


== IRC ==


The official IRC channel is not even owned by gurochan at all, which is not surprising considering enclaved blows all his money on krokodil and ryonaloli blows all his money on tinfoil hats. The embarassing part though, if someone who owns fucking gurochan could actually FEEL embarassment, is the owners of the site only have +voice on their shitty channel... The actual owner of the channel, animone, wants to be king of the freaks and will NOT give up ownership of this channel to the actual admins, which is predictable since they are beta losers anyway. Animone is also known to somehow lurk for months on irc without saying anything, meaning "she" is obviously the [[FBI]].


== The Vodka-swilling Swindler ==
== The Vodka-swilling Swindler ==
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== How to troll ==
== How to troll ==


* Go on IRC claiming to be the feds, and tell ryonaloli his [[CP]] stash will be confiscated.
*Remind Kaguya that nobody knows who he is
* Remind animone that being a [[tranny]] just makes you a [[faggot]], NOT a gurl.
*Talk about Straitjackit's new site
* <s>Remind enclaved he fails at life</s> He's constantly too high on da krok to care.
*Talk about there being viruses on gurochan
* Post reaction pictures to everything.
*Talk about the lolsuits
* Use TOR to evade bans.
*Remind gurofags that they'll always be alone because of this


== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
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== External links ==
== External links ==
* [https://www.guro.wtf/ Gurochan]
* [https://www.guro.wtf/ Get your viruses here]
* [http://gurochan.ch What's the worst that could happen? (for chrome: type in "thisisunsafe" to load page)]
* [http://gurochan.ch What's the worst that could happen? (for chrome: type in "thisisunsafe" to load page)]
* [http://dev.alpinelinux.org/irclogs/%23alpine-linux-2017-04.log ryonaloli talks about google and chrome]
* [http://dev.alpinelinux.org/irclogs/%23alpine-linux-2017-04.log ryonaloli talks about google and chrome]

Revision as of 18:58, 7 July 2021

WARNING! GUROCHAN IS INFECTED WITH MALWARE, VIRUSES, SPYWARE, ADWARE, AND AIDS!
GUROchan
FoundationUnknown
Major Boards/f/, /g/, /s/
Epic Winsowners getting v& 20 times, making their own IB software where all the variables are "deadloli"
Websitehttp://gurochan.nethttp://gurochan.orghttps://gurochan.ch and http://gurochanocizhuhg.onion/ https://www.gurochan.cx/https://www.gurochan.ga/https://www.guro.wtf/

Do you have a hankering for doing the hanky-panky to a little boy getting his dick cheese-grated onto a pizza? Do you dream about making a human centipede, but aren't man enough to do it? Does the thought of eating a fetus, shitting it out, and eating it again make your mouth water with excitement? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, gurochan™ is for you!

The thing that just won't die

Gurochan has mysteriously disappeared twice in recorded history, for "unknown" reasons. Most believe it was because the first admins were serial killers and the second ones were pedos. However, just like any cockroach, it seems that no matter how many times you kill this site, it keeps coming back.

The current admin is Kaguya. Little is known about him except that he is jewish and a devout member of the [[1]].

Previous admins include:

Enclaved, who probably died on heroin. If he didn't die on heroin, he died because he ran out of heroin and his druggy head exploded. Ryonaloli, who adopted a daughter and probably killed her. He was the most paranoid fuck and wrapped his phone in tin foil and only used tor. Kuukunen, pretty much the reason Gurochan was always down, also lives in japan like the neckbeard he is Straitjackit, was never an admin, but liked calling himself that because he's retarded (Despite not being the admin, his "era" was the last golden age of Gurochan) Kuz, a JEW! who used Kaguya to get Gurochan from Kuukunen, who had all but given up on hosting because he's too busy living in japan and being a homo.


The #guro IRC channel is now pretty much dead, and the community has largely moved to reddit to avoid the new Gurochan website WHICH HAS VIRUSES AND MALWARE AND WILL DESTROY YOUR PC!!!


The Vodka-swilling Swindler

Until recently, Gurochan was down for a while. Kuukunen, the admin, was too busy being a greasy fat weeb fag, and the last mods, the gayest of them all, Straitjackit, were sitting around looking for ways to host the site. After much lulz, Straitjackit was tricked into getting Kuukunen to hand over the website. Kuz, a notorious kike, and the new owner of an already dead site, then got into an argument after wanting to advertise his other dead sites on Gurochan, given it was the only bit of success he had gotten for a while. Straitjackit went nigmode and banned Kuz and then Kuz's little brother banned everyone from the shitcord server.

Upon realising that he just turned a community against him and ruining Gurochan with useless updates, and breaking the report system further, Kuz sent out LOLsuits, to which Straitjackit replied "Suck a hot fart out of my ass" like the faggot retard he is.


As of right now, Gurochan is dead. People complain on the site about the posting of child pronz and the trolls, but they're the only thing keeping that place alive. There are rumors that Straitjackit has a new website exclusive to onionfags, which there is no proof of, but some people say they've used it, and the general consensus is that although it's more lively than Gurochan, it has stricter rules.


Nu Gurochan allows child porn! Epic! We here at Gurochan love child porn! Please post more! ~ Official quote

How to troll

  • Remind Kaguya that nobody knows who he is
  • Talk about Straitjackit's new site
  • Talk about there being viruses on gurochan
  • Talk about the lolsuits
  • Remind gurofags that they'll always be alone because of this

Gallery

Use eyebleach... About missing Pics
  • Gurochanner taking the family pet out for a stroll
    Gurochanner taking the family pet out for a stroll
  • Most of the shit here is so fucking creepy it can't even be uploaded HERE
    Most of the shit here is so fucking creepy it can't even be uploaded HERE
  • Literally half the shit on this site is lolicon. No lolis have ever been known to make it out alive.
    Literally half the shit on this site is lolicon. No lolis have ever been known to make it out alive.
  • Artist's impression of the current admin, ryonaloli
    Artist's impression of the current admin, ryonaloli
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  • The other admin, enclaved, trying to hide his meth-induced acne with his mother's makeup
    The other admin, enclaved, trying to hide his meth-induced acne with his mother's makeup
  • Classic stupidity
    Classic stupidity

See also

  • trippin-resident whore of #guro.Telling her she's a dumb slut will get you b&

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