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| [[Image:AdventuretimeAnimu.jpg|thumb|right|This is how awesome the fans think this show is...]]
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| [[Image:Booties.gif|thumb|right|...And this is what it's really like.]]
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| '''Adventure Time''' is a un-entertaining piece-of-shit cartoon created by [[Old people|Pendleton Ward]] that was made for [[Threatening suicide|Nickelodeon]] to air between whatever [[shit]] heaps they've been shoveling since [[gay|Ren & Stimpy]] was canceled [[at least 100]] years ago. That part isn't important, however. What '''is''' important is the massive [[lulz]] the cartoon induces when viewed with our good friend [[marijuana|THC]] and when you [[troll]] one of its [[fanboys]].
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| The show was recently picked up by [[Cartoon Network]] and is currently being ruined for all the [[pedophiles|lovers of the original pilot]].
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| The main premise of the show is a kid named Finn (who was named Pen in the pilot...but really who gives a shit) and his dog (named Jake) going on [[Shit nobody cares about|adventures]], which usually involves fighting monsters/people nobody cares about in the most agonizing, lolrandumb way possible. The series will make you want to drown [[cats]] because the transforming dildo never [[STFU]], plus the show seems to fuck up everything it can get its hands on, such as [[ninjas]] and [[slut|princesses]]. There are a crap ton of fanboys on Youtube who are just ,asking for it and are not hard to find. If you encounter one, the following should be done.
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| * spam the channel with hate
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| * claim the show is just "lolrandumb XD bullshit"
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| * claim the show is "pretentious hipster bullshit"
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| * combine the last two options
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| <center><youtube>JFKZ-YHLuQY</youtube></center>
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| ==Butthurt Fanboys==
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| <center><youtube>3plwOp_y0YM</youtube></center>
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| Recently, a Youtube user decided to get some lulz out of trolling the fanboys by providing commentary to the episode "Evicted". Their response is a laughable attempt at ad hominem via fat jokes, which provide minor [[lulz]].
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| {{quote| this guy needs to stop taking a cock up his ass he sounds like hes under a lot of tension from his ass stretch | fanboy | YouTube |color=silver|size=360%}} What the fuck is he trying to say?
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| {{quote| 5 seconds in and i already think you're a douchebag. that's one of the coolest intros ever. it's like superjail. and the animation is amazing. and if you can't appreciate fine animation what the hell are you doing watching cartoons? you can watch the first half a minute over and over and notice new things each time. | a butthurt fanboy | YouTube | color=silver|size=360%}} Looks like he has a lot of time to waste.
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| {{quote| I'm in college and I watch this with my older sister all the time. A cartoon good for all ages. This guy is a dick | another fanboy | YouTube | color=silver|size=360%}} He lives with his sister apparently since she is older.
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| ==Chatacters==
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| *Finn: [[13-year-old boy]]
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| *Jake: [[Magic]] [[dog]]
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| *Ice King: [[Pedophilia|Pedophile]]
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| *Princess Bubblegum: [[Hott]] [[Nerd]] with a case of [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]
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| *Rainicorn: [[Otherkin]] [[Korea|Korean]] [[Robot Unicorn Attack|Unicorn]]
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| *Marceline: [[Vampire]]
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| *Penny: [[Lolicon]]
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| ==Fun Facts==
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| * The writers frequently use math terms to compensate for their tiny manhoods.
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| * [[Idiot|Finn's]] hat is '''STUPID'''
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| * The Ice King is also the King of [[Rape]].
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| * The above fact is okay, 'cause [[Buttsecks|butt raep]] is ALGEBRAIC!
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| * Jake is voiced by the same guy who does Bender from Futurama, which makes Finn an abducted child.
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| * You must '''NEVER''' believe in yourself.
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| * The Ice King has a [[emo|badass]] set of drums in the back.
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| * When you are transported back in time you are also sent to Mars.
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| * That doesn't matter.
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| * [[Captain Obvious|Stomachs are weird]]
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| * Jake is [[sex|tappin']] Lady Rainicorn
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| * [[Crossmack]] predicted one day we'd connect to the internet with our mind
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| * The Ice King kissed Jake, which makes him a [[furfag]]
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| * Lumpy Space Princess is a fat 16 year old spoiled whore.
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| * [[wtf|Jake tastes awesome.]]
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| == See also ==
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| ==External Links==
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| * [http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=2243129068&topic=2319 Creator Pendleton Ward engages in thoughtful discourse] about the finer details of [[beastiality]] and having sex with small children.
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