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| {{quote|1=Anime is a prime example of why two nukes wasn't enough
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| [[Image:Raels girls.jpg|thumb|left|If you noticed she is holding a watermelon first, then you are completely normal.]]
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| [[File:D93.gif|thumb|left|Anime shows how much fun a girl can have eating ice-cream]]
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| [[Image:Anime fag.jpg|thumb|What is this faggotry?]]
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| [[Image:1339001142310.jpg|thumb|Why Japs worship the very same Americunts who nuked them, because at least they can earn popularity on [[Deviantart]].]]
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| '''Animu''' (sometimes called '''anime''' and '''[[Japan]]imation''') and desu '''manga''' (pronounced man-gay) are the result of the Japanese population getting severe brain cancer from the nuke which [[Kikes|Albert Einstein]] threw unto them, coupled with an extra WMD of [[feminism]] castrating their collective balls. The result? '''''[[Asperger's Syndrome]]: Mass Media Edition'''''. An entire slave race of [[Chris-chan]]s forced by their [[Jewnited States]] masters to emulate and surpass [[Aryan|Renaissance art]]: and the result was the most powerful brainwashing medium in the entire history of the Internet. Animu's true purpose is to [[rape|erode]] the minds of innocent [[13 year old boys|children]], [[16 year old girls]], and [[basement dwellers]] so that they will eventually only know the words "[[Kawaii|KAWAII]]" and "[[DESU]]", leading to the entire world to [[lulz|fully submit to Jewpan]]. Animu's secondary purpose is to introduce normal humans into [[Hentai|Jewpanese aspie sexual practices]] including the [[torture]], [[Guro|mutilation]], [[rape]] and [[cannibalism]] of [[Loli|innocent children]], sometimes with [[bestiality]] to add insult to injury.
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| BTW, in IRL, call it a "[[cartoon]]". People say anime so it doesnt ruin their teenage self esteem, what little is left desu. People still cling to the genre even though it's been a fact that [http://neerizzle.hubpages.com/hub/Why-Anime-Died-In-North-America '''Anime is Dead in North America'''].
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| [[Image:AnimuFail.jpg|thumb|A typical Animu scene]]
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| ==History==
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| Animu was due to the Jewnited States during World War II [[lulz|dropping atomic bombs on them]]. desu [[shit nobody cares about|The first animu was technically The Story of the Concierge Mukuzo Imokawa created in 1917, but the film Hakujaden, created in 1958 (by assholes) desu, is widely regarded as the first "modern" example of animu]]. In the [[2000s]], animu began to become [[popular]] in [[America]] desu.
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| Now, thanks to the [[Interbutts]], [[4chan|legions of kiddie-diddling male]] [[mouth-breather]]s walk the malls and school corridors of America, looking from beneath sweat-soaked cat ears to make your sweet little Suzie or Billy part of their sickening 2-D sexual scenario. And it's even worse in Japan, where animu has mutated into the nightmare of [[moe]], in which grown men now pine for [[Loli|tiny girls with no tits]] the way their dads used to fap to Ursula Andress or Raquel Welch desu. It has gone so far that even Hayao Miyazaki himself has stated animu is a terrible, terrible thing.
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| == The "Artform" ==
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| Animu is often praised for its [[Lie|art]]istry and the [[HAHAHA|high]] [[quality]] of the animation, even though in [[Truth|reality]], the animation is [[crap]], the low frame rate makes the movement choppy, meaning the animators are [[too lazy]] to draw any plausible movement, so the character stays still for 20 minutes while the mouth opens and closes. Animu is often bagged for its incredibly convoluted and constantly repeated story lines (erroneously called "plots"), its high amount of [[violence]], [[Secks|sex]] (including [[hentai|tentacle rape]], their favorite kind), foreign values like [[animal rights]], sportsmanship, self-respect and filial duty, and [[Porygon|its tendency to cause epileptic attacks in small children]]. Animu plots are often far-fetched, contrived and repetitive, quickly becoming boring and the "humour" quickly becoming [[unfunny]] to anyone who is not a brainwashed [[otaku]] with a [[Snapesnogger|negative IQ]].
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| [[Image:Anime Boy.jpg|thumb|A typical male animu character.]]
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| *'''Animu [[Wimminz|females]]''' are pretty much the only reason why anyone pays attention to this art in the first place and is what happens when Japs fap incessantly to Renaissance sculptures of Greco-Roman Goddesses and Catholic Angels and therefore get an over-idealised conception of [[Aryan]]s. They are usually [[White people|white]], wide-eyed, small-lipped busty and athletic supermodels with huge brains, epitomising the complete opposite of [[niggers]] in an attempt to make them as aryan as possible. However they also are [[Slut|absolutely submissive cocksucking machines]] who have eardrum-shattering high-pitched pre-adolescent voices because Japs can't let go of their obsession with little girls. Or the girls are [[Bitch|very emotionally conflicted]] and have a "deep voice", what would be a normal adult female speaking voice outside of Japan, and have a [[dark]], [[Emo|mysterious past]]. Chicks in <s>anime</s> [[hentai]] can't take fellatio without breaking their weak jaws and possibly blowing their heads apart. It is very hilarious when you, if a weeaboo, go to Japan and find out that their females, far from the Aryan-supermodel-angels you were expecting, turn out to be ugly smelly skeletons with horizontal [[vagina dentata]]s and are feminists who will just date you only to scam you out of your money.
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| *'''Animu [[fag|males]]''' are usually [[Pro-ana|very skinny]], hairless and effeminate [[faggot|homosexuals]] with uber-fighting skills and silly philosopho-whining galore and a phobia of women (influenced by Japan's destruction under the feminist plague), if they are good guys. If not, such as in [[One Piece]] of Shit, they are turned into hypermuscular super-caricatures of [[niggers]] (see below) and look like they are going to rape the closest female or bishonen in the nearest [[prison]].
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| *'''[[Niggers|People of significant skin tone and prominent labial characteristics]]''' rarely exist in animu, and when they do, they usually look like something out of a banned Bugs Bunny cartoon from the 1950's. White [[Otaku]]s excuse this by claiming that "Japan is an isolated island with no knowledge of the outside world", which is total [[bullshit]]; Japan has uber-technology (just look at their <s>giant humanoid robots</s> [[Gundam]]s) and most Japs have more access to teh Internets than Americans do. [[IRL]], Japs are a very [[racist]] people but still love everything [[White people|Western]], especially after their defeat in [[World War II]]. For some reason, in animu they seem to be obsessed with [[France]]. Fortunately, as displayed later, [[Germany]] is retaking its positions. The way they design their anime females as the complete opposite of niggers (dark skin, bootlips, flat noses and small brains) and the laws against immigration of niggers in Japan prove that at the very least, they share the common knowledge that niggers are Apes.
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| More recent animus are even gayer and have characters with bug-eyes that literally take up more than half of their face, hair that is bright and colorful enough to give someone a fucking headache, a nose that's impossible to see without a microscope, and girls that orgasm every 10 seconds for no fucking reason whatsoever. Of course, in [[typical]] animu, everyone can jump [[at least 100]] feet in the air and punch through solid concrete-reinforced steel or swing a [[Epic Sword Guy|sword]] hard enough to create a tornado like Japs wish they could do in real life.
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| They also refuse to call Japanese cartoons "cartoons" because this is an English word, and they have forgotten how to use it because of brain-damaging, [[Wikipedia:Banned_episodes_of_Pok%C3%A9mon#Electric_Soldier_Porygon|seizure-inducing cartoons]] and eating those sugar-laden [[Pocky|Choco-sawdust Sticks]]. However, they are excellent at [[Rage|enraging]] every normal person within earshot simply by bullshitting about these unimportant aspects of Japan.
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| === The ten commandments of why Anime sucks ass ===
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| # It comes from [[azn|asian]] people. Everything asian is inherently wrong.
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| # There is no originality in Anime, everything has already been done by the west. Example: "Lodoss War" = "Lord of the Rings" * multiplied by gay.
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| # Anime is just a way for fucked up little asian men to get off by raping little Anime girls with tentacle dick monsters. Refer to commandment one.
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| # Anime sends the message to American youth that it is cool to be annoying like the protaganist of Pokemon. If uncured, your child might become the next [[Chris-Chan]]!
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| # Anime art generally sucks. It's very uninspired and any kind of good design is instantly ruined by soulless, blank, and empty doll-like abominations with absurdly large eyes.
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| # 90% of men that watch anime are gay pedophiles. 75% of women that watch Anime are mildly-to-definitely retarded. (Statistics can be verified at the FBI's homepage)
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| # Anime has been proven to lower the IQ of young children. It may also cause your offspring to become a [[Tom_Preston|failed artist]].
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| # Anime comes from asia. everything asian is morally wrong. Again, refer to commandment one.
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| # Anime is destroying the environment, adding to global warming and has made cancer rates all over the planet skyrocket.
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| # Anime has been shown to break down nuclear family ties and cause children to hate their parents.
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| This is all true. We are a team of sociology experts with several degrees at a university in a major metropolitan area of the planet. | |
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| ===OMG [[Hot]]!===
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| [[Image:Sailor moon hookers and blow.jpg|thumb|Look at all the detail in that cock....]]
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| [[Image:DBZhentai16.jpg|thumb|Six [[tits|reasons]] to watch [[Dragon Ball Z]]]]
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| Animu chicks, with their irresistible giant eyes, eardrum piercing voices, oddly colored she-[[mullet]] hair, their lipless mouths, rubber tits, and their tendency to act like <s>complete [[fucktard|fucktarded]] [[whores]]</s> normal women, have managed to find themselves entering the wet dreams of many [[lonely]] [[nerds]], resulting some to prefer animu ladies to [[RL]] wimminz. This is probably because Animu bitches don't care if you're [[fat]], greasy, and masturbate to [[lolicon]]. They don't slap you in the face when you compliment their [[tits]], before even properly introducing yourself, and they don't call the [[police]] when they find you in their room masturbating into their [[panties]] whilst holding their [[baby]] photos in your spare hand. The ladies of the animu world don't care about such trivial matters of which was just mentioned. [[Fact|All they want to do is engage in deviant sex acts with you]]. In this way Animu girls are very similar to the [[Russians]].
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| Animu girls also have the am[[azn]] ability to materialize a massive bludgeoning weapon out of thin air and yell "[[hentai|BAKA HENTAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!]]" at an ear-splitting volume and [[Love Hina|beating the living shit out of the male protagonists.]]
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| ===Moe===
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| [[Image:Moe~.jpg|thumb|100px|left|See if you can spot some moe characteristics here.]]
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| Moe (or 萌)), not to be confused with Moe Syzlak from [[The Simpsons]], is a Japanese slang word referring to a [[fetish]] or love for characters in animu, manga and [[video games]]. The word has come to be used as a general term for a [[rape|hobby]], [[rape|enthusiasm]], or a [[lie|non-sexual fetish]]. Moe characters have appealing traits such as glasses, clumsiness, young age, cute dress... basically all suitable characteristics for someone who is [[asking for it]]. This is why characters like these are largely included in many animus; authors like to create their show with as little effort as possible, as when a moe character is introduced all other qualities of the show can be thrown out the window, since animu fans only care about [[masturbation|character development]], which tends to spread out across 30 or more episodes, if not even more.
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| ===[[Emoticon|Chibi]]===
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| [[Image:Jenslink.jpg|thumb|130px|[[OMG]][[kawaii|KAWAII]][[oneoneone|!1!!!!111!]]]]
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| The pinnacle of absolute [[faggotry]] and lack of imagination, Chibi is the offspring of worthless [[wapanese]] [[cockmongler|cockminds]] following a [[aids|two-step animé tutorial]] in order to feel [[goronchev|clever]] and [[Autistic|artistic]]. Also known as "Super-Hyper-Ultra-Deformed" (or simply super-deformed, [[wikipedia:SD|SD]]), it is the bastardized version of the Japanese word "chiisai", which means "small." [[Otaku]] apply this term to pictures of animu characters with compacted, stubby little bodies and gigantic, oversized heads. [[Fangirl]]s have yet to realize that no Japanese person over the age of 6 ever uses this term. Everyone on [[4chan]] commonly faps to this shit due to its similarity to [[loli]].
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| Chibi is responsible for creating the many [[otaku emoticons]] that have remained alive to this very day. It is also commonly used by the [[yaoi]] community to describe the [[snca|uke]] in a relationship.
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| ==[[Fangirls]] and [[Fanboys]]==
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| [[Image:Azn mans pasttime.jpg|thumb|left|300px|Typical Animu fan. Note the magazine used as a human substitute, so [[ronery]].]]
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| [[Image:Mornomism_isnt_good.jpg|thumb|center|300px|Another good example of an average anime fan, [[Lord Foxworth|Foxworth]].]]
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| Animu has an enormous [[fandom]] worldwide consisting mostly of [[16 year old girls]], [[13 year old boys]], and 30-something [[basement-dweller]] males, and there are literally thousands of [[communities]] on [[Facebook]], [[Twitter]], [[DeviantArt]], and everywhere else, devoted to this retarded "art form". Another site, [[Pisoga]], is devoted ''entirely'' to animu and consists of hundreds of fans. Not to mention [[4chan]], the Pearly GHates Of [[Faggotry]]. Hardcore animu fans call themselves [[otaku]]s, and spend most of their time masturbating to and making [[AMV]]s which they then upload to JewTube.
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| Fanboys/Fangirls watch an unhealthy amount of animu, Causing their eyes to stretch to unholy widths until they look like full blown owl-eyed [[India|Indians.]]
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| Most fans [[Wapanese|pretend to have a high knowledge of Japanese culture and language]], though they have [[never]] been to Japan or even read a [[book]] about Japan, and can't even say the most popular Japanese words like "animu" correctly. They often [[fail|attempt]] to use Japanese words (but at incorrect times, with the wrong meaning, the wrong conjugation, and the wrong pronunciation) and also pretend to like eating Japanese cuisine, their knowledge of it limited to [[Pocky]], [[sushi]], and [[Ramen|Raymond Noodles]], which they also cannot pronounce.
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| In some rare cases, a person can take animu in low doses, and still maintain some level of [[normal]]cy. A person who has been able to watch animu and still return from the brink may even maintain a healthy interest in Japanese culture without quoting shit from it incessantly, however such a case is very rare. Fapping to anything animé is the point of no return.
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| No fans over the age of 12 will admit to ever having liked ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'', but every single animu fan in the world got hooked on ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'' before they watched anything else. Some people grew up on Dragon Ball which we all know makes you OG and super cool and not at all as lame as DBZ fans.
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| == Animu Genres ==
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| [[Image:Bubblegumcrisistokyo.jpg|thumb|[[Girls]] are usually drawn in skin tight spandex.]]
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| [[Image:Naziganguro.jpg|thumb|[[Nazis]] love anime too]]
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| [[Image:Empowered.jpg|thumb|Imitation Western anime, don't be fooled!]]
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| [[Image:Shonen_anime_it's_all_the_same_shit.jpg|thumb|Shonen anime, summarized]]
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| Note that some shows are listed under multiple genres. While one would expect that a show with multiple genres is more intricate, complex and interesting, each additional genre actually just compounds the [[fail]] already present.
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| * '''Action:''' Usually a bunch of half-[[naked]] men who need pro-lax [[Dragonforce|beating the crap out of each other until the world ends]]. Most plots revolve around some smarmy douchebag trying to take over the planet. The hero spends the entire series slowly trying to increase his power level to [[9,001]] in order to defeat the enemy and prevent him from destroying the world.
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| ** ''Examples: [[Dragon Ball Z]], [[Beyblade]], [[Sailor Moon]], [[Bleach]], [[Danganronpa]], [[One Piece]], [[Inuyasha]], Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, [[One Punch Man]], Black Lagoon, [[Naruto]], [[Fist of the North Star]].''
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| * '''Adventure:''' A group of kids or one [[loser|kid]] going off on a "wild, wacky, and fun adventure!" Typically as idiotic as it sounds. You'd have more adventure if you spent the [[money]] you used on the animu DVD on a pellet gun to have an epic battle with an obese raccoon to eventually march around carrying it on a battle stander.
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| ** ''Examples: [[Pokémon]], [[Dragon Ball Z]], [[Digimon]], [[Beyblade]], Negima, [[One Piece]], [[Yu-Gi-Oh]], Danganronpa, [[Fist of the North Star]], Black Lagoon, Ghost Story, Fruit's Basket, Slayers.''
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| * '''[[Drama]]:''' Plenty of character development, and complicated plot twists that [[you]]'d only watch if your [[mother]] lets you feel her [[boobs]] afterwards. Which she won't because she's [[necrophilia|fucking]] your grandfather.
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| ** ''Examples: [[Ouran High School Host Club]], Popotan, [[Love Hina]], Galaxy Express 999, [[Air]].''
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| * '''Educational:''' The moar you know!
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| * '''[[Harem Comedy|Harem]]:''' An [[otaku]]'s wet dream come true. The main character gets surrounded by dozens of hot bitches (and/or gay men and/or [[traps]]) who yearn for nothing but to get some [[booty]]. In each case, the main character is too much of a closeted-[[homosexual]] to take full advantage of the filthy, filthy sluts surrounding him or her. Often accompanied by excessive fanservice to compensate for the lack of original storylines. Famous for having roughly 52 episodes per season with the [[Uncyclopedia|exact same plot]].
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| ** ''Examples: [[Love Hina]], [[Ouran High School Host Club]], Shuffle, [[Rosario + Vampire]].''
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| * '''[[History|Historical]]:''' Have storylines that are based in the past. Normally based upon Homosexual, Cross dressing Victorians or Girly men inhumanly strong sword wielders or Demons that are total cocks.
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| ** ''Examples: Rurouni Kenshin, [[InuYasha]], Kuroshituji.'' Etc..Etc..
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| * '''Horror:''' Uses [[religious]] and [[Cthulhu|supernatural]] shit with plenty of [[guro]] to scare the lil' kiddies. Type of animu you'd see on Cartoon Network every weekday morning.
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| ** ''Examples: [[Parasyte]], [[Blood]]+, [[Hellsing]], [[Higurashi]], Ghost Story, Danganronpa, Deadman Wonderland, D Gray Man, Trinity Blood, [[Vampire|Vampire Hunter D]], Ghost Hunt, Hell Girl''
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| * '''[[Humor]]:''' Have storylines devoted entirely to endless references to some other shitty animu or sexual harassment (the Japs call it 'fanservice' and seem to think that it is funny). Of course, there is nothing in animu that can be considered funny unless you're an animu [[fanboy]] or [[fangirl]] who [[orgasm|gets wet]] over anything made by Japan, or an ED sysop.
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| ** ''Example: [[Lucky Star]], [[Azumanga Daioh]], Ghost Story, Gintama, BoBoBo-BoBoBoBo-BoBoBoBoBoBoobs, Mariaholic''
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| * '''Miscellaneous:''' Basically a combination of genres mentioned that [[always|sometimes]] produces [[lulz]]
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| ** ''Example: [[Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt|Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt]]'' - The [[Asians|guys]] behind [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]] said "fuck it" and decided to make the most [[random]], [[violent]], [[cum|sex-filled]] animu yet. Don't believe me? Panty ([[lulz|yes, thats her name]]) uses a gun that transforms from her panties [[whore|that she takes off in public, if she is even wearing them because her whole reason for being is to fuck anything with a dick so she might have to look for them on her purse or in her pocket.]]
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| * '''[[Psychological]]:''' Animu mind fuck. Tries to come off as deep and thought-provoking by using at least one metaphor per sentence in a pitiful attempt to sound [[Philosophy|philosophical]]. Very popular among the [[oxymoron|intellectual animu viewer]] because it acts very deep, however most normal people have long realized that the entire plot is [[bullshit]].
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| ** ''Examples: [[Death Note]] ([[NO U]]), Danganronpa, Black Lagoon, [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]], Akira, Perfect Blue.''
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| * '''[[Robot]]/Mecha:''' If you love deep plots then you will love [[TO THE MAX|GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER]]! FUCK YEAH! Usually ends with the entire city being destroyed [[for great justice]], but usually is fine by the next episode.
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| ** ''Examples: [[Gundam Wing]], [[Zoids]], [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]], Full Metal Panic, Gravion, GoDannar, Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo 2040, Patlabor, Dominion Tank Police, [[ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH|Gurren Laggan]], [[Shit|MD Geist]].''
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| * '''[[Tentacles|Romance]]:''' If you love a bit of romance between two characters blossoming into full-blown love, anime is ''not'' the place for you; very rarely do characters ever get together especially in shorter anime series, and it usually involves the male being emotionally comparable to a sack of potatoes, while the female pines for his [[dick|man-meat]] because said guy is too fucking stupid to notice her. The end of the series usually results in the guy reciprocating his feelings, but the whole series was just a waste of fucking time anyway. This isn't always the case though, sometimes the guy slowly falls for her while he's oblivious to the fact that she likes him for some reason or other and [[unfunny|hijinks ensue]] from that. One character may also fall under the [[Moonspeak|"Tsundere"]] category, where they'll be an absolute cunt to the other but then [[weed|chill the fuck out]] as the series progresses. [[Orgy|Harem]] counts as romance, but the guy is normally oblivious to the girls' feelings for him, or is a raging pervert and gets nosebleeds every 5 fucking seconds. All of it sold to faggots who like to use the word "basically" like it's fucking shampoo
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| ** ''Examples: Angel Beats!, [[Bleach]] (the ginger bird with huge [[tits]]), [[Cardcaptor Sakura]], Infinite Stratos and Midori Days.''
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| * '''Science Fiction:''' Usually set in the future in which the city/nation/world was destroyed and rebuilt only to be destroyed again by robots, [[aliens]], or a big fucking explosion. A rule of thumb is that for every sci-fi animu made, the number of [[alien]] [[rule 34]] media that will be shat out of the [[tubes]] will exceed the number of points in the Dow Jones Industrial Average circa 2007.. Fight scenes feature futuristic weapons including light sabres and [[guns|laser guns]].
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| ** ''Examples: [[Cowboy Bebop]], [[Ghost in the Shell]], [[Beyblade]], [[One Punch Man]], Danganronpa, Akira, Gall Force.''
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| * '''Shōjo:''' [[Wapanese]] for "[[loli|little girl]]". This genre features more ''SOOO CUUUTE!!!'' Japanese [[Hello Kitty|merchandise]] than [[Kirk Johnson]] can fit inside his [[Goatse|gaping]] [[asshole]]. Nobody dies and FUCKING EVERYTHING must look cute including the bad guys. Meaning it's basically a [[12]]-to-[[16]]-year-old girl's wet dream.
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| ** ''Examples: [[Hamtaro]], [[Pokémon]], [[Sailor Moon]], [[Cardcaptor Sakura]], Digi Carrot.''
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| * '''Shōnen:''' [[Wapanese]] for "[[13-year-old boy|young boy]]". These shows are aimed at [[13-year old boys]]. Usually has little plot, plenty of [[Metal|heavy]] [[music]] and [[Lame|softcore]] [[hentai]] to feed their growing minds and [[shlongs]].
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| ** ''Examples: [[Naruto]], [[Digimon]], [[Pokémon]], [[Beyblade]], [[Death Note]], [[Yu-Gi-Oh]], Danganronpa, [[Full Metal Alchemist]].''
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| * '''[[Sports]]:''' Animu about sports, genius. Remains unpopular because most [[weeaboo]] are [[lazy]] and too [[overweight]] to engage in physical activity without having a [[heart attack]].
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| ** ''Examples: The Prince of Tennis, [[Awesome|Captain Tsubasa]] (about soccer), Eyeshield 21.'' (Football? In my Japan?)
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| * '''[[Religious]]:''' The animated equivalent of [[Chick tracts]].
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| ** ''Example: Superbook'' - Commissioned by [[Pat Robertson]] in the late 70s. Yes, Pat Robertson was into animu before [[you]] even existed.
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| ==Fail War With /sp/==
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| On February 15, 2010 a small minority of [[4chan]] /[[sp/]] trolls launched one of their [[raid|fail raids]] against /[[a/]]. The attack garnered little attention and could have been thwarted completely with simple [[mod]] intervention. After the [[shotacon|12 year-olds]] had lost interest and gone to bed, /a/'s [[tripfag]]s felt it appropriate to spam /sp/ with [[fag]]gy diplomacy threads. The /sp/artan [[rednecks]] didn't take kindly to this nicey-nice gesture and a counterstrike ensued. The conflict eventually devolved into /a/ being spammed with "[[mfw|my face]]" and "You're all gonna die alone" threads, and /sp/ being exposed to the ungodly horrors of gay animu [[pornography]] . More 12 year-old [[faggots]] (particularly from /mu/) eventually joined in, mostly in support of /a/, and contributed to the clusterfuck until the faggot mod finally finished masturbating to [[child porn]] and went on a banning spree. In the end, nothing was gained except a realization by most chantards that [[4chan]] had a sports board.
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| ==Gallery of Typical Animu Clichés==
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| File:Anime Junky.jpg|This card is [[Doing it wrong]]. All animu junkies are white.
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| File:Cockpushup.jpg|Typical <s>random</s> moment in animu.
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| File:LOL - Copy.jpg|Typical animu fan behavior.
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| File:Wolf guy3.jpg|The [[wolfaboo]] manga (not photoshopped)
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| File:pissanime.jpg|[[Uncyclopedia|AHHHHH!]] [[piss|PISS!]] MY ONLY WEAKNESS!
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| File:Outlaw Star LOL WUT.jpg|[[Engrish]] text is a must in any anime!
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| File:AnimeGirl Suicide.jpg|Animu gets [[real]]
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| File:Wtf.JPG|An example of a crucial plot point in manga.
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| File:Anime Pedophilia 2.jpg|The fact that almost every animu has 12 year old girls as sexual objects isn't pedophilia at all; it's just "Japanese culture"
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| File:Lulz bed.jpg|I don't know what's worse; The [[You|lowlife]] who would use this bed sheet, or the [[masturbate|tissues in the corner.]]
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| File:sailor_moon.jpg|A typical Japanese girl as depicted in animu; note the blonde hair and blue eyes.
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| File:Anime Girls Girls.jpg
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| File:Chickhell01.jpg|Animu's true origin is The Hot Place
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| File:Animedepartment.jpg|Shows [[real|realistic]] situations.
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| File:Animu_Boy.PNG|[[Trap|It is often difficult to differentiate animu boys from animu girls.]]
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| File:Animegrl.jpg|Typical [[Wapanese|animu girl]] and her... whatever the fuck that is.
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| File:Anime_cat.jpg|IRL anime cat
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| File:Typical_Animu_Scenario.jpg|Note the [[extreme]] attention to detail.
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| File:Japanpokemonpedofags.jpg|Again, note the extreme attention to detail in this typical [[Pokémon]] episode.
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| File:15.jpg|Animé has cat girls.
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| File:Bakugan Cast.jpeg|Two words: [[R@ygold|LOLICON GOLD]]!
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| File:Murder-necro.jpg|An example of Tsundere edging on Guro
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| File:Animegirlgonnacutyourdickoff.jpg|And [[you]] thought kicking in the balls was the only [[feminism|femcunt]] cliche.
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| File:Typicalanimeposter.jpg|You are bound to find this on an [[basement dweller|animé fan]]'s desktop.
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| File:Subsub.jpg|The complex animu dubbing process.
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| File:Japanimu.jpg|We rost [[war]], but who raughing now, gaijin?
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| File:honestly.jpg|Everyday animu XXX shit
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| File:Memes_-_Ask_My_Butt_-_Anime.jpg|Animu butts
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| File:Typical-anime.jpg|Typical yaoi [[crossover]] manga
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| File:DBZ.jpg|The only way to tell the difference is to count the number of spikes in their hair.
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| File:Epicfood.jpg|Even fast food chains make animu.
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| File:hentai1.jpg|What happens normally in animu.
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| File:narutotyp.gif|So [[not gay]], by animu standards.
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| File:Silvia Aizetto loli dickgirl.jpg|[[Dickgirl|Anime Girls have big dicks]]
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| File:animegirldueldrama.jpg|lol.
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| File:Hentai4.jpg|Standard episode plot to [[Typical|most]] animu.
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| File:Loliairplanemachine.jpg|It's- it's... some sort of [[loli]] [[airplane]] machine...
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| File:Komachan_Speedy_Long_Cat_.jpg|Some [[cat]] [[meme]]s [http://komachan.evalpowar.com/character02.html in animu].
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| File:FMA_Rape.jpg|[[Rape]] is a typical animu cliché.
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| File:Donotwantshamanking.jpg|Ghost manga are popular
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| File:Animeloliscene.png|Delicious KnJ
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| File:Sexy, sexy.png|Typical Pedo scene in animu
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| image:Anhero-animu-motivational.png| What [[Weeaboos]] should look into
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| File:Cumpro.gif|The Japanese are successful at making orgasm addicts, thus depriving Vitamin B from the world to make it slightly stupider.
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| File:Antityphlikesshota.jpg|As evidenced here.
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| File:Loserwall.jpg|Typical animu-fans
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| File:Sickarmpit.jpg|[[Sick fuck|Surprisingly erotic]]
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| File:Atmospheric-immolation.jpg|FOOSH
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| File:Bitchtitsass.jpg|Translation fail. Or not?
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| File:Animu_Child_Porn_Experts.jpg
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| File:Animu_Watcher_Mugshots.jpg
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| File:Pantsu_On_Head_Retarded.png
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| File:DatingGirls.jpg
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| File:Sexy anime nurse.jpg
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| File:Animeparents.jpg
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| File:Jap weeb propaganda.jpeg
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| File:Anime-a-cat-is-fine-too.jpg
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| File:Anime-govno.jpg
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| File:Anime-period-ghosts.gif
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| File:Anime-pillow-train.png
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| File:Anime1.jpg
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| File:AnimeCup2010-3.jpg
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| File:Anime_Expert_by_Nyoko_Sama.jpg
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| File:Anime_expert.jpg
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| File:Anime_figures_messed_01.jpg
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| File:Anime_figures_messed_02.jpg
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| File:Anime_figures_messed_03.jpg
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| File:Anime_figures_messed_04.jpg
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| File:Anime_girl_in_black_bikini.jpg
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| File:Anime_mario.gif
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| File:Anime_meme.jpg
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| File:Anime_recommendation_threads.jpg
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| File:Anime_vs_Culture_Cropped.JPG
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| File:Animegumball.png
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| File:Animehoar.jpg
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| File:Animexample.gif
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| File:Sugarstars.gif
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| File:Animu_Hayao_Miyazaki_Quote.jpg
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| File:Animu_Hayao_Miyazaki_Quotes.jpg
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| File:Lewd_Animu.jpg
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| </gallery>}}<br>
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| ==See Also==
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| [[File:Pin up FANTAZY.jpg|thumb|245px|]]
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| *[[Animegao]]
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| *[[Anime haters]]
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| *[[Anime Physics]]
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| *[[Anime is Satan]]
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| *[[Anime Theme]]
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| *[[Animu Archetypes]]
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| *[[Archer]]
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| *[[Colony drop]]
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| *[[D.Gray-Man]]
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| *[[Deus Ex Machina]] The major plot device in anime.
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| *[[Fan dub]]
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| *[[Gendou]]
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| *[[Here Comes The Airplane]]
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| *[[Neo-classic-neko]]
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| *[[Pixelmari]] - A trap that faps to animu.
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| *[[Quality]]
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| *[[Silk Screen Goku Shirt]]
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| *[[Sisero]]
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| *[[Teruaki Murakami]]
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| *[[Vicki Sigh]]
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| *[[Wapanese]]
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| *[[Yosuga No Sora]]
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| ==External Links==
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| * {{UkrED|Аніме|UkrDramatica's article on this}}
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| * [http://theanimereality.com Anime wall of shame]
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| * <s>[http://2doujin.com 2doujin.com]</s> BALEETED
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| * [http://hentaiquest.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=000448;p=3/ To Animu fans animated pedophilia is AWW-RIGHTTT!]
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| * [http://z0r.de/1382 Weeaboos fap to this]
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