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|+ style="text-align:center;" | '''Anders Behring Breivik'''
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| colspan="2" style="padding-bottom:1em; text-align:center;" | [[Image:Anders Behring.jpg|150px]]
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
| '''Born'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | February 13, 1979
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
|'''Died'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" |  -
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
|'''Cause'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" |  -
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
|'''Status'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" |  Major player
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
|'''Highscore'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | Killed 92, Injured ?
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
|'''Rank'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | ? Place <br/> 1st: [[Uiryeong massacre|Woo Bum-kon]] <br/> 2nd: Andrew Kehoe
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[[File:Anders breivik popped collar.png|thumb|The norweigen answer to [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen|the finnisher]] gets the new [[high score]].[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/22/anders-behring-breivik-id_n_907513.html] ]]
[[File:Anders breivik popped collar.png|thumb|The norweigen answer to [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen|the finnisher]] gets the new [[high score]].[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/22/anders-behring-breivik-id_n_907513.html] ]]

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His awesome twitter account
His awesome twitter account
Anders Behring Breivik
Born February 13, 1979
Died -
Cause -
Status Major player
Highscore Killed 92, Injured ?
Rank ? Place
1st: Woo Bum-kon
2nd: Andrew Kehoe


The norweigen answer to the finnisher gets the new high score.[1]

Anders Behring Breivik is a Norwegian lulz maker, who became a national hero on 22 July 2011, by fragging 9, 82, 84, 92, ALL OF FUCKING NORWAY. Breivik initiated his journey for the highscore by detonating a bomb in downtown Oslo. A few hours later Breivik dressed up as a policeman, and like a Spy, he went behind enemy lines, pretending to do security checks following the bomb explosion. He then signaled people to gather around him before unloading on his victims with a Glock, rifle and shotgun.

Some media outlets are claiming a total tally of 98, thus putting Breivik ahead of Cho's all time high score. However, Breivik is currently ineligible for an hero status as he pussied out and let himself get arrested.

Famous quotes

   
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One person with a belief is equal to the force of 100,000 who have only interests
 

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—His twitter account


Gallery

  • Jellyous much?
    Jellyous much?
  • I SMITE THEE IN THE NAME OF GOD!
    I SMITE THEE IN THE NAME OF GOD!
  • Son I am proud.
    Son I am proud.
  • Summary of the badassery
    Summary of the badassery
  • U MAD?
    U MAD?

See also

External links

Personal accounts

Other shit

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