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'''Amy "Wino" Crackhouse'''{{jew}} (née Amilée Chateau in Frenchese) <strike>is</strike> was (lol) a drug-addled, [[alcoholic]] [[Jewish]] [[attention whore]] [[wigger]] from England known less for her [[whore|sultry]] jazz singing and moar for being a self-destructive [[drama queen]] of [[Pete Doherty]] proportions. When people saw her, they yelled "Who let this ugly piece of shit in here?". As tactfully pointed out by Scottish comedian Frankie Boyle, Amy looked like a RSPCA promo poster for neglected horses. [[The Man|They]] tried to make her go to [[rehab]], but she said "no, no, no" and instead went to the bank with a load of [[cash]] up her [[butt]] from exploiting her own [[fail|vulnerabilities]]. Musically, she was influenced entirely by [[Nigra|black]] [[music]], first 'borrowing' [[Old School|classic]] smoky jazz-club stylings for her first album and then stealing the Motown classics [[tracing|note-for-note]] on her second, and ripping of the Shangri Las "bad girl" persona.
'''Amy "Wino" Crackhouse'''{{jew}} (née Amilée Chateau in Frenchese) <strike>is</strike> was (lol) a drug-addled, [[alcoholic]] [[Jewish]] [[attention whore]] [[wigger]] from England known less for her [[whore|sultry]] jazz singing and moar for being a self-destructive [[drama queen]] of [[Pete Doherty]] proportions. When people saw her, they yelled "Who let this ugly piece of shit in here?". As tactfully pointed out by Scottish comedian Frankie Boyle, Amy looked like a RSPCA promo poster for neglected horses. [[The Man|They]] tried to make her go to [[rehab]], but she said "no, no, no" and instead went to the bank with a load of [[cash]] up her [[butt]] from exploiting her own [[fail|vulnerabilities]]. Musically, she was influenced entirely by [[Nigra|black]] [[music]], first 'borrowing' [[Old School|classic]] smoky jazz-club stylings for her first album and then stealing the Motown classics [[tracing|note-for-note]] on her second, and ripping of the Shangri Las "bad girl" persona.
==See Also==
A brief list of other train-wreck celebrities for your [[lulz|enjoyment]]:
*[[Pete Doherty]]
*[[Britney Spears]]
*[[Heath Ledger]]
*[[Madonna]]
*[[Anna Nicole Smith]]
*[[Chavs]]

Revision as of 14:32, 26 July 2011

This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT IT'S FINALLY DEAD!!!1
Amy, as she is now was before dying is now.
And nothing of value was lost.


BLIMEY GUVNUH!!1!
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OH GOD HOW DID THIS GET HERE I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER

Amy "Wino" Crackhouse✡ (née Amilée Chateau in Frenchese) is was (lol) a drug-addled, alcoholic Jewish attention whore wigger from England known less for her sultry jazz singing and moar for being a self-destructive drama queen of Pete Doherty proportions. When people saw her, they yelled "Who let this ugly piece of shit in here?". As tactfully pointed out by Scottish comedian Frankie Boyle, Amy looked like a RSPCA promo poster for neglected horses. They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said "no, no, no" and instead went to the bank with a load of cash up her butt from exploiting her own vulnerabilities. Musically, she was influenced entirely by black music, first 'borrowing' classic smoky jazz-club stylings for her first album and then stealing the Motown classics note-for-note on her second, and ripping of the Shangri Las "bad girl" persona.

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