Greg W Howard

Greg W. Howard

Greg W. Howard is an elite form of Republican operative, highly trained in Libertarian Philosophy, and his duties today include organizing for the Tea Party. As a resident of Alabama he dwells in the heart of this real American movement

Greg has a glorious history as a United States Marine and he will kick your ass if you make fun of mock endlessly question his service.

He has had a few dark episodes over the years, but none of this was his fault, it was all God’s will.

Marine Corps Career

Greg likes to claim he was a United States Marine, but he was part of a special subset of Marines known as squids. A real squid has suckers, while a Marine Corp squid is a sucker, requesting shipboard duty knowing full well what will happen. Night after night, locked in the fantail of a Navy supply ship, Greg served both our great nation and the needs of his ship-bound crew mates.

His throat rubbed raw by constant watches, Greg was dishonorably discharged after dishonorably discharging himself in the middle of the mess during breakfast.

Financial Planning

Greg is a Christian financial advisor with a 12.5% success rate. That is to say he manages to declare bankrupt only every eight years, instead of the maximum once every seven years allowed by law.

His church, | Wiregrass, LLC, is tied to a scammy insurance sales operation.

Massive Fan Club

As a noted thinker Greg has accumulated over 20,000 followers for his Twitter account, @GregWHoward, where his brilliant pronouncements drive his insurance business and inform others of important news.

Loved by almost all, there have been a few unfortunate events.

@AndrewBreitbart once failed to recognize Greg’s native wit and wisdom, resulting in this hurtful exchange.

Such a renowned Expert can’t help but draw a few [detractors]. One such detractor, the artist formerly known as Obamagician, endangered Greg’s children with this pithy pronouncement.

Greg has also drawn criticism from videographer Pumpy Beanis.