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{{quote|This week is shit.|[[faggot|El_Wanko]]| average MuchoSucko user, on a [[typical]] week of new content.}} | {{quote|This week is shit.|[[faggot|El_Wanko]]| average MuchoSucko user, on a [[typical]] week of new content.}} | ||
[[File:BlueSquirt.jpg|thumb|left|[[TL;DR]]? | [[File:BlueSquirt.jpg|thumb|left|[[TL;DR]]? Here's MS in a nutshell.]] | ||
'''[http://muchosucko.com/ MuchoSucko.com]''', alternatively known as '''MS''', or '''Mucho''', is a depraved internet community that congealed in a gutter sometime in 2003, as the brainchild of a [[Indian|brown]] [[Canadian]] 4chan reject who uses the alias "[[furry|Yak]]". His vision: when a person (or worse yet, a group) is too inexpressibly perverted to be accepted on [[b|/b/]], their one timorous hope of retaining humanity is [[1guy1jar|lodged]] [[goatse|deep]] within the fetid bowels of a website that specializes in pushing the definition of ''hideous''. Therein lies the problem; as time has passed this ''reductio ad absurdum''-style website has held absolutely nothing sacred, and as there is no proverbial "bar" set, there is no filtering of the shitty content (anyone can submit content) from the passable content - a process known as retardification. However, throughout the years, this community has grown, like a sore on the dickhole of life; persistent, festering - and has tenaciously struggled (semi-successfully) to live through more [[Katrina|disasters]] and [[shit]] than [[ED]] itself. | '''[http://muchosucko.com/ MuchoSucko.com]''', alternatively known as '''MS''', or '''Mucho''', is a depraved internet community that congealed in a gutter sometime in 2003, as the brainchild of a [[Indian|brown]] [[Canadian]] 4chan reject who uses the alias "[[furry|Yak]]". His vision: when a person (or worse yet, a group) is too inexpressibly perverted to be accepted on [[b|/b/]], their one timorous hope of retaining humanity is [[1guy1jar|lodged]] [[goatse|deep]] within the fetid bowels of a website that specializes in pushing the definition of ''hideous''. Therein lies the problem; as time has passed this ''reductio ad absurdum''-style website has held absolutely nothing sacred, and as there is no proverbial "bar" set, there is no filtering of the shitty content (anyone can submit content) from the passable content - a process known as retardification. However, throughout the years, this community has grown, like a sore on the dickhole of life; persistent, festering - and has tenaciously struggled (semi-successfully) to live through more [[Katrina|disasters]] and [[shit]] than [[ED]] itself. | ||
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Much like [[internet tough guy|modern day]] humans [[lie|evolved]] from their [[niggers|predecessors]], many ''Muchoers'', as they proudly call themselves, are the remnants of losers that [[4chan]] discarded long ago; and as a whole have morphed into something altogether different yet the same. | Much like [[internet tough guy|modern day]] humans [[lie|evolved]] from their [[niggers|predecessors]], many ''Muchoers'', as they proudly call themselves, are the remnants of losers that [[4chan]] discarded long ago; and as a whole have morphed into something altogether different yet the same. | ||
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<big><big><span style="color:#008000;">'''+'''</span></big></big> Like [[anonymous]], Muchoers have a penchant for tits and ''especially'' assrape - they have adopted the motto, "Tits or GTFO", and it is quite heavily-enforced. When a female is detected in the herd, most Muchoers repetitively squawk the slogan. When no tits are provided, some even go as far as initiating [[doing it right|salacious bouts of verbal abuse]] and inconsequential [[Jared Milton|IRL threats]]. After tits are shown, the group furiously masturbates and most interest in the female is lost. Everyone, regardless of gender, is encouraged to post naked pictures of their assholes, preferably with something inside. [http://muchosucko.com/40928/Toolman-Returns Signs are mandatory.] | <big><big><span style="color:#008000;">'''+'''</span></big></big> Like [[anonymous]], Muchoers have a penchant for tits and ''especially'' assrape - they have adopted the motto, "[[Tits or GTFO]]", and it is quite heavily-enforced. When a female is detected in the herd, most Muchoers repetitively squawk the slogan. When no tits are provided, some even go as far as initiating [[doing it right|salacious bouts of verbal abuse]] and inconsequential [[Jared Milton|IRL threats]]. After tits are shown, the group furiously masturbates and most interest in the female is lost. Everyone, regardless of gender, is encouraged to post naked pictures of their assholes, preferably with something inside to simulate [[Gay Rape|assfucking]]. [http://muchosucko.com/40928/Toolman-Returns Signs are mandatory.] | ||
<big><big><span style="color:#008000;">'''+'''</span></big></big> If there is one [[no|positive human characteristic]] that can be found on both 4chan and MS, it is innovation. When people are uninhibited by the conventions of society, they are free to invent. For example, Muchoers discovered that a [[pink sock]] looks enough like a [[cock]] to fuck [[Goatse]]. [http://muchosucko.com/77849/ASS-TO-ASS-ASS-TO-ASS Sauce.] | <big><big><span style="color:#008000;">'''+'''</span></big></big> If there is one [[no|positive human characteristic]] that can be found on both 4chan and MS, it is innovation. When people are uninhibited by the conventions of society, they are free to invent. For example, Muchoers discovered that a [[pink sock]] looks enough like a [[cock]] to fuck [[Goatse]]. [http://muchosucko.com/77849/ASS-TO-ASS-ASS-TO-ASS Sauce.] | ||
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<big><big><span style="color:#008000;">'''+'''</span></big></big> Furthermore, despite the site's gruesome nature, adorable photos of [[kittens]] are always featured on the main page. | <big><big><span style="color:#008000;">'''+'''</span></big></big> Furthermore, despite the site's gruesome nature, adorable photos of [[kittens]] are always featured on the main page. | ||
<big><big><span style="color:#FF0000;">'''-'''</span></big></big> Having said that, the stark contrasts between MuchoSucko and 4chan begin with the fact that MS has become a stripped-down, whored-out social media site, complete with "like" and "dislike" buttons. There is absolutely no sense of altruism.Think [[Failbook]] | <big><big><span style="color:#FF0000;">'''-'''</span></big></big> Having said that, the stark contrasts between MuchoSucko and 4chan begin with the fact that MS has become a stripped-down, whored-out social media site, complete with "like" and "dislike" buttons. There is absolutely no sense of altruism.Think [[Failbook]]/[[MySpace]] meet [[Ogrish]]. | ||
<big><big><span style="color:#FF0000;">'''-'''</span></big></big> MuchoSucko's [[fail]] is topped off by the fact that instead of encouraging users to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|create content for græter good]], they are given a number of "[[USI|Mucho Rep]]" points, that are dependent upon the [[truth|quantity]] and [[lie|quality]] of their submissions; a vain attempt to persuade everyone who signs up to post as much inane shit as quickly as possible, so they can become a [[pro]] in the eyes of [[nobody|their peers]]. | <big><big><span style="color:#FF0000;">'''-'''</span></big></big> MuchoSucko's [[fail]] is topped off by the fact that instead of encouraging users to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|create content for græter good]], they are given a number of "[[USI|Mucho Rep]]" points, that are dependent upon the [[truth|quantity]] and [[lie|quality]] of their submissions; a vain attempt to persuade everyone who signs up to post as much inane shit as quickly as possible, so they can become a [[pro]] in the eyes of [[nobody|their peers]]. | ||
==History== | ==History== | ||
[[File:MUCHOMOAR.JPG|thumb|right|MuchoSucko's inaugural formatting. Note the near-flawless execution of [[Cascading_Style_Sheet|cutting-edge technology.]]]] | |||
MuchoSucko.com | MuchoSucko.com started off with pure intentions. Yak, MuchoSucko's creator, and [[nerd]] of questionable ethnicity, originally intended his site to be for [[pretty cool guy|pretty cool guys]]. And indeed, [[nope|it was]]. Complete with [[mundane|exciting]] [[old|new]] categories such as Flash Games and Animation, truly setting it apart [[ebaumsworld|from]] [[Foamy|the]] [[Newgrounds|competition]]. | ||
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—El_Wanko, average MuchoSucko user, on a typical week of new content. | ||
MuchoSucko.com, alternatively known as MS, or Mucho, is a depraved internet community that congealed in a gutter sometime in 2003, as the brainchild of a brown Canadian 4chan reject who uses the alias "Yak". His vision: when a person (or worse yet, a group) is too inexpressibly perverted to be accepted on /b/, their one timorous hope of retaining humanity is lodged deep within the fetid bowels of a website that specializes in pushing the definition of hideous. Therein lies the problem; as time has passed this reductio ad absurdum-style website has held absolutely nothing sacred, and as there is no proverbial "bar" set, there is no filtering of the shitty content (anyone can submit content) from the passable content - a process known as retardification. However, throughout the years, this community has grown, like a sore on the dickhole of life; persistent, festering - and has tenaciously struggled (semi-successfully) to live through more disasters and shit than ED itself.
Similarities & Differences with Chantards
Much like modern day humans evolved from their predecessors, many Muchoers, as they proudly call themselves, are the remnants of losers that 4chan discarded long ago; and as a whole have morphed into something altogether different yet the same.
+ Like anonymous, Muchoers have a penchant for tits and especially assrape - they have adopted the motto, "Tits or GTFO", and it is quite heavily-enforced. When a female is detected in the herd, most Muchoers repetitively squawk the slogan. When no tits are provided, some even go as far as initiating salacious bouts of verbal abuse and inconsequential IRL threats. After tits are shown, the group furiously masturbates and most interest in the female is lost. Everyone, regardless of gender, is encouraged to post naked pictures of their assholes, preferably with something inside to simulate assfucking. Signs are mandatory.
+ If there is one positive human characteristic that can be found on both 4chan and MS, it is innovation. When people are uninhibited by the conventions of society, they are free to invent. For example, Muchoers discovered that a pink sock looks enough like a cock to fuck Goatse. Sauce.
+ Lurking doesn't count for shit, and members of the site will let you know.
+ Furthermore, despite the site's gruesome nature, adorable photos of kittens are always featured on the main page.
- Having said that, the stark contrasts between MuchoSucko and 4chan begin with the fact that MS has become a stripped-down, whored-out social media site, complete with "like" and "dislike" buttons. There is absolutely no sense of altruism.Think Failbook/MySpace meet Ogrish.
- MuchoSucko's fail is topped off by the fact that instead of encouraging users to create content for græter good, they are given a number of "Mucho Rep" points, that are dependent upon the quantity and quality of their submissions; a vain attempt to persuade everyone who signs up to post as much inane shit as quickly as possible, so they can become a pro in the eyes of their peers.
History
MuchoSucko.com started off with pure intentions. Yak, MuchoSucko's creator, and nerd of questionable ethnicity, originally intended his site to be for pretty cool guys. And indeed, it was. Complete with exciting new categories such as Flash Games and Animation, truly setting it apart from the competition.
