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Few words can be said to accurately describe the modern literary masterpiece known as THUG MOTIVATION. Published by Bags in 2007, it is a whole 120 pages spit into 60 informative chapters such as "CHECK YO BITCH", "EVERYDAY HUSTLIN", as well as "CUT OFF A CHICKEN HEAD". The entire book was quite obviously made to serve no real purpose, other than to stroke Bags' ego for the fact that he, unlike his [[Negros|ancestors]], was successfully able to afford a mediocre home in a humdrum suburban neighborhood. | Few words can be said to accurately describe the modern literary masterpiece known as THUG MOTIVATION. Published by Bags in 2007, it is a whole 120 pages spit into 60 informative chapters such as "CHECK YO BITCH", "EVERYDAY HUSTLIN", as well as "CUT OFF A CHICKEN HEAD". The entire book was quite obviously made to serve no real purpose, other than to stroke Bags' ego for the fact that he, unlike his [[Negros|ancestors]], was successfully able to afford a mediocre home in a humdrum suburban neighborhood. | ||
Revision as of 07:59, 5 September 2011
Bags of Money, or Tobias Boyland, is a batshit insane nigger who, after being released from prison on a 14 year drug sentence, decided it would be a good idea to try to reform himself into an outstanding businessman. He claims to be a hardcore gangster, despite proclaiming the whitey cesspool of Buffalo, NY to be his "hood". His main claim to fame is authoring a self help book that reads like a typical MySpace profile mixed with one of those get rich quick schemes they air in the middle of the night. If that alone was not bad enough, after the book was published, he ran a large promotion campaign both IRL and OTI. His success can be demonstrated by the book becoming an alleged massive hit, so much so that it has not yet been classified as "out of print" on Amazon.
THUG MOTIVATION
Few words can be said to accurately describe the modern literary masterpiece known as THUG MOTIVATION. Published by Bags in 2007, it is a whole 120 pages spit into 60 informative chapters such as "CHECK YO BITCH", "EVERYDAY HUSTLIN", as well as "CUT OFF A CHICKEN HEAD". The entire book was quite obviously made to serve no real purpose, other than to stroke Bags' ego for the fact that he, unlike his ancestors, was successfully able to afford a mediocre home in a humdrum suburban neighborhood.