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'''Blockatiel''' is a fearless [[bird|warrior]] out to fight the horrors of [[internets]] profanity. He is the arch nemesis of [[Pedobear]] and will stop at nothing to save [[you]] from being blinded by [[shock image]]s. | '''Blockatiel''' is a fearless [[bird|warrior]] out to fight the horrors of [[internets]] profanity. He is the arch nemesis of [[Pedobear]] and will stop at nothing to save [[you]] from being blinded by [[shock image]]s. | ||
Unfortunately for [[13 year old boy]]s, Blockatiel is a close ally of overprotective parents and often blocks images that they do want to see, saving their young minds from visual [[rape]]. | Unfortunately for [[13 year old boy]]s, Blockatiel is a close ally of overprotective parents and often blocks images that they do want to see, saving their young minds from visual [[Redwall|rape]]. | ||
{{Quote|Blockatiel r beautiful burd.|Random Youtube User|color=silver|size=360%}} | {{Quote|Blockatiel r beautiful burd.|Random Youtube User|color=silver|size=360%}} | ||
Revision as of 20:33, 26 September 2011
This is one cock that won't rape your eyes.
Blockatiel is a fearless warrior out to fight the horrors of internets profanity. He is the arch nemesis of Pedobear and will stop at nothing to save you from being blinded by shock images.
Unfortunately for 13 year old boys, Blockatiel is a close ally of overprotective parents and often blocks images that they do want to see, saving their young minds from visual rape.
—Random Youtube User | ||
Blockatiel In Action
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This cock is bigger anyway. -
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Technically, it's not rape if they're dead. -
Sadly, even the omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent sometimes even fails to save the day! -
Totally No homo. -
See? Everyone loves Blockatiel. -
If only we had seen this one first. -
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They're just hugging!!! -
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Sorry, Pedobear. -
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Goatse neutralized -
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Blockatiels sometimes need to work in groups in order to obscure the horrors of ghey buttsechs. -
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Even furfags can't stand up to the might of the Blockatiel! -
"No mindrape!" -
Blockatiel protects innocent eyes from the real world. -
Even Blockatiel is disgusted. -
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See Also
Videos of Blockatiel in Action
Blockatiel Censoring Something Disgusting
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