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| [http://www.myadopts.com MyAdopts] is a [[Shit|shitty]] ass site for [[Furry|furries]], [[Jew|Jews]], [[13 year-old boy|small children]], [[16 year old girl|girls]] and [[you|retards]] to make their very own [[Pokemon|Pokemon]] and [[Digimon|Digimon]] sites with whatever [[copyright|stolen]] images they find on the web OR [[retard|they]] use "masterpieces" they shit out their ass and pasted in Microsoft Paint.
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| It also has a [[forum|forum]][http://www.myadopts.com/forum/index.php] for these asstards to communicate on about the [[beastiality|dog they raped]] [[Last Thursday|yesterday]].
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| =The [[Bullshit|Site Builder]]=
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| The "site editor" as [[retards|they]] call it, allows you to make your very own shitty [[NeoPets|NeoPet]] game with a [[lie|variety]] of [[bullshit|complex features]]. [[Some_argue|Some say]] though, that this is [[Fact|not really a website builder]], but instead the whole thing is [[LOLWUT|just a game, including the editor]]. [[File:Omgkawaiikittehs111.png|150px|thumb|left|[[No|OMG KITTEH GUNNA JO1N!!1!11!11!1oneone!1]]]]
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| [[Shit nobody cares about|The many features]][[You| you]] can put on to your piece of shit site includes [[furby|pets,]] [[hacker|a new CSS that's shittier than the current one,]] [[shit nobody cares about|some pages, more pages, and yes, even more motherfucking pages to create a ]][[fail|"quest"]] for [[You|your]] [[Asspie|users]].
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| That is, if you can even edit your goddamned [[Basement Dweller|waste of time]] provided the fucking site is not down due to the large amount of [[retards|shitheads]] that [[Rape|rape]] the server with their [[n00b|high traffic, yet, illegal sites]]. And since the admin is too busy with some [[IRL|other shit]] to care about his followers who will actually suck on his [[E-penis|e-penis]] daily, the site may be down for long amounts of time, resulting in [[Baww|bitching]] by the members [[Chat|elsewhere]].
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| =MyAdopts Support [http://www.myadopts.com/forum/index.php Forum]=
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| [[File:Kae_drama_twat.png|200px|thumb|right|One of the admin, [[attention_whore|Kaeliah]], exposed with her natural [[twat|twat]] behavior. Gee, thanks [[faggot|RulerOfMercury]].]]
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| The [[asshole|fuckhole]] where these [[basement_dweller|basement dwelling]] dog raping [[faggot|faggots]] lurk. The forum posts run in all forms of [[faggotry|faggotry]], from discussing shitty [[forced meme|forced memes]] to things stupid as [[the game|THE GAME]]. The members are so fucking [[stupid|stupid]], <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">they'll make post in [[b|/b/]] seem normal.</span> [[B|/b/]] [[fact|will never resemble anything normal.]] [[Evar|Evar]]. Most
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| [[Typical|typical]] post include...
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| * [[Cum|Cum]] jo1n my site[[oneone|!1!1!1!!!1oneone!]] [[emote|:3]]
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| * [[grammar nazi|Please use better spelling and grammar so we can read your post.]]
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| * [[Nyancat|NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN]]
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| * Look at my awesome [[Shitty art|art]]! [[Lie|It's good, I promise!]]
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| * [[N00b|i need help with my site!!1!]]
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| * [[ALL CAPS|HHEEEEEELLLP!!]] - (The proper response to these threads is 'Try looking in the FAQ, [[dumbfuck|dumbfuck]].')
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| * [[FYIAD|Who said DRAGONS can't be trainers?]][http://www.myadopts.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=8570]
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| * Do you know about [[THE GAME|THE GAME?]][[Fuck You|:]][[Emote|D]]
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| * Help [[Animal Abuse|save teh aminals!]]
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| * [[MLP|DA HERD]]
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| And anything else considered [[weaboo|kawaii]], [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|Internet Cancer]], [[faggotry|pure faggotry]], or just plain [[shit|stupid]].
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| ====War on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|Encyclopedia Dramatica]]====
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| '''EXTRA! EXTRA! MyAdopts claims war on ED!''' <div>
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| Shortly after the birth of this article, some insecure [[luser|user]] from their shit community had already discovered this page. As such, they found it [[offended|offensive]] and called [[wambulance|whine-one-one]] [[Unrealistic Expectations|hoping to get some attention to their shriveled e-penis.]]
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| So according to [http://www.myadopts.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=8600 this post] they will be banning any [[lulz|lulzy]] post or [[Epic Thread|epic thread]] you can make. However, I encourage you to slap those [[bitch|bitches]] straight and let them know they are just [[asking for it|totally asking for it.]]
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| ====Methods of Trolling====
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| Here are just a few [[original|creative]] ways of trolling.
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| 1. Join the forum. <div>
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| 2. Find a random site thread. <div>
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| 3. Don't [[lie|lie]] to them like the staff want you to - tell them how shitty their site is, how use of [[digimon|digimon]] content is illegal, how terrible their [[Shitty art|art]] is, how using [[copyright|images from Google is illegal]], and how they should just [[GTFO|GTFO]] and [[suicide|quit life]]. <div>
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| 4. Invite your friends! Raid the [[asshole|shithole]] [[asspies|they]] call the forums, and start raining pure [[fact|facts]] [[in the pooper|up in there]]. <div>
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| 5. [[????|????]] <div>
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| 6. [[Profit|PROFIT!]] <div>
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| <div>
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| -OR-<div>
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| 1. [[No|You probably are tempted to join one of the many sites]], so go ahead and do so. Join a site with an admin who seems like a gullible [[retard|retard]] or [[N00b|noob]], or any site that's offering to hire staff. <div>
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| 2. PM the admin of the site via some sort of [[Private Message|Message Center]] offering to help maintain the site as an [[Sysop|admin]]. <div>
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| 3. After gaining access, replace the CSS(or just delete it) and [[tamagotchi|adoptable]] images with beautiful pictures of your [[cock|manhood]], [[Nazi|favorite organization]], or just use [http://katelynrobot.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/middle-finger.jpg this] image to make their site [[Fact|look better]]. <div>
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| 5. [[????|????]] <div>
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| 6. [[Profit|PROFIT!]] <div>
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| =See Also=
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| * [[Furries]]
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| * [[Beastiality]]
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| {{cyberpets}}
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| [[Category:People]] [[Category:Sites]] [[Category:Furries]] [[Category:Gaming]]
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| {{furfaggotry}}
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| {{gaming}}
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