MyAdopts

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MyAdopts is a shitty site for furries, jews, small children, girls and retards to make their very own Pokemon and Digimon sites with whatever stolen images they find on the web OR they use "masterpieces" they shit out in Microsoft Paint. It also has a forum for these asstards to communicate on about the dog they raped yesterday.

The Site Builder

The "site editor" as they call it allows you to make your very own shitty NeoPet game with a variety of complex features. Some say though, that this is not really a website builder but instead the whole thing is just a game, including the editor.

OMG KITTEH GUNNA JO1N!!1!11!11!1oneone!1

The many features you can put on the site include pets, a new CSS that's shittier than the current one, some pages, more pages, and yes, even more pages to create a "quest" for your users. That is if you can even edit provided the site is not down due to the large amount of users that rape the server's bandwith with their high traffic. Since the admin is too busy with life to care about his followers who suck on his e-penis daily the site may be down for long amounts of time, resulting in bitching by the members.

MyAdopts Support Forum

The cesspool where these basement dwelling animal lovers hang out. The forum posts run through all forms of faggotry from discussing shitty forced memes to things original as THE GAME. The members are so stupid, they'll make posts on /b/ seem normal. /b/ will never resemble anything normal. Evar.

Typical posts include...

• Cum jo1n my site!1!1!1!!!1oneone! :3
• Please use better spelling and grammar so we can read your post.
• NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN
• Look at my awesome art! It's good, I promise!
• i need help with my site!!1!
• HHEEEEEELLLP!! - (The proper response to these threads is 'Try looking in the FAQ, dumbfuck.')
• Who said DRAGONS can't be trainers?[1]
• Do you know about THE GAME?:D
• Help save teh aminals!
• DA HERD

...or anything else considered kawaii, Cancer, pure faggotry, or just plain stupid.

Methods of Trolling

Here are just a few creative ways of trolling.

1. Join the forum.

2. Find a random site thread.

3. Don't lie to them like the staff want you to - tell them how shitty their site is, how use of digimon content is illegal, how terrible their art is, how using images from Google is illegal, and how they should just GTFO and quit life.

4. Invite your friends! Raid the shithole they call the forums, and start raining pure facts up in there.

5. ????

6. PROFIT!

-OR-

1. You probably are tempted to join one of the many sites, so go ahead and do so. Join a site with an admin who seems like a gullible retard or noob, or any site that's offering to hire staff.

2. PM the admin of the site via some sort of Message Center offering to help maintain the site as an admin.

3. After gaining access, replace the CSS(or just delete it) and adoptable images with beautiful pictures of your manhood, favorite organization, or just use this image to make their site look better.

5. ????

6. PROFIT!

See Also

• Furries
• Beastiality

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