Neko

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Neko attempting to sport a MySpace pose like every other typical 16-year-old girl (now with 100% more cattiness!)

Neko is yet another contribution to 16-year-old drama llamas and makes her home on some weeaboo site nobody gives a shit about. She also has a fetish for emos and girls dressed like boys. It is even rumored she has a thing for pedobear, given her compulsive need to label any 18+ individual a pedophile.

Not that pedobear has a problem with having a lolifan.

Summary

Neko is your typical socially graceful teenage girl. She spent her internet time posting on some anime forums in hopes that some drama will erupt so she could have something to bitch about. Common weeaboo belief is that she was the single most prominent source of anti-lulz on the site, getting butthurt over jokes and comments that may not necessarily even address her. She also thinks yaoi is OMG KAWAII DESU NE!!!1! ^__^

Despite her anti-lulz ways, however, her hyper-defensive personality makes her amazingly fun to troll. In fact, research has shown trolling is about the only way to generate any entertaining discussion with her (the only other ways are to ignore her or hope the mods b& her again). Bonus: She's also about as smart as a rock, making arguments with her extra lulzy.

Like any other Sixteen-year-old-girl, Neko also has a crush that she would die for. Ever since the departure of this faggot, Neko has been forced to slit her wrists as compensation for not being able to fuck him.

Fun facts

• Neko lives in Canada with her mother and more animals than you can count.
• She fucking loves Pussycat Dolls (because what 16-year-old girl doesn't like pop stars dressed like cheap hookers?)
• When she doesn't agree with you, ALLCAPS ARE SURE TO FOLLOW, SOMETIMES WITH BOLD FOR GOOD MEASURE.
• She does not believe in lies, instead choosing to stick to her guns and believe in the hard facts.
• She is a fan of cats. (HOLY SHIT REALLY? THE PSEUDO-MOONSPEAK MONIKER DID NOT GIVE THAT AWAY)
• Neko can't get a boyfriend.

Quotes

	“	:\... I don't think I enjoy you very much.	„
	—Neko, expressing her feelings about you

	“	Devin, this is why I can't handle you, you're being a fucking idiot. Yes "A FUCKING IDIOT" If the way you talk to people is joking, IT'S SICKENING. I also ASK Other people to stop spamming, stop being rude. But no one. NO ONE ON THIS FUCKING CHAT IS AS RUDE AS YOU. YOU SEE THIS. "NO ONE" NEVER HAVE I SEEN SOMEONE BITCH AND BITCH AND BITCH AND PICK OUT EVERY SINGLE LITTLE WRONG AND EVERY SINGLE HURT AND EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT SOMEONE AND BASH IT AND BASH IT UNTIL IT HAS BECOME A DEGRADING MESS. YOU'RE DISGUSTING. YOU'RE THE SICK LITTLE KID.	„
	—Neko, displaying her love for some kid named Devin

	“	All you drinking attention-seeking teenagers >>;...GO TO SCHOOL...GET A COUNCILOR, SOMETHING, SAVE YOURSELF GOD.	„
	—Neko, practising the art of irony.

	“	Wow, way to go and ruin things. Because she is flexible, and is very good in gymnastics, Doesn't make her a slut. Out of the Pussycat dolls she's the only one that actually wears pants and a full shirt more then 80% of the time. Please STOP Judging her when you don't even know her; I don't care if you're joking. She's my role model and I'd gladly defend her. Because being good in dance; doesn't make you a slut :\. Which ACTUALLY; Makes no sense since we have no proof that she is having sex with people. So enough please.	„
	—Neko, making excuses for idolizing a burlesque dancer.

	“	Just so you know Zenkai, it's 3 am in the morning on a school day, be glad I am even awake enough to type this let alone the little typo's a make you asshole. Chill the fuck out with your literate shit. It's annoying. If I cared about your opinion on my typing at 3am in the morning I'd tell you, I'm glad your very mature CHARACTER Gets a joy out of making fun of my typo's.	„
	—Neko, responding to a troll post by attacking proper English. WHAT THE FUCK SHE CAPITALIZED A WORD IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE. THIS IS MADNESS.

	“	No shit? I am the life of this place of course the fights revolve around me. Without fights this place would be super epically boring.	„
	—Neko, showing off her unwarranted self-importance.

	“	This is enough we are almost all adults, and fighting with each other isn't going to get anywhere, so it would be great if you didn't try to start things on this topic since I won't be back to read it, and especially since I don't deserve it.	„
	—Neko, making a hit-and-run before pussying out of the counter-trolling she was about to receive after such a post was made. She deserved all of it.

All aboard the fail train

On August 8th, 2009, Neko apologists and internet professionals attempted to vandalize this ED page, resulting in many lulz when they realized ED is a wiki site with a bot that rolls back vandalism attempts.

Bitchez don't know 'bout my autobots.

On August 10th, 2009, these people did not bother to spend the previous 48 hours pondering why their vandalism strategy didn't work the first time, instead choosing to pat each other on the back before reality sunk in:

AlbertR: There! I zarking fixed it for you! Go look. Edit: Fuck. Nvm. Gimmie sometime.

AlbertR: I tried. I failed. :(

Neko: Thank you anyways.

AlbertR: Rofl. Read the first paragraph. I edited it to make it seem like it's talking about Travis. Edit: It's stuck on auto-fix or something. Whenever I try to edit it and add happiness to it, it auto-matically goes back to being an emo page. Edit Edit: I can't even edit it to make it seem like I'm talking about someone else..What a zarking rip.

Neko: Thanks anyways Ken, but i'd like the person who did it to man up and fix it themselves, because I am not going to stop until it's fixed.

Some faggot demonstrates the power of wiki reverts.

Gallery

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  An unedited photo of Neko. Because of its un-tampered nature, it is recommended this be used to give a correct visual representation to others.
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  What Neko would probably look like if she was actually a cat.
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  HURR
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  This is a back up theory for the craters on Neko's face. Too bad it is incorrect and this black person is not responsible for her desperate need of make up.

See Also

• Moron
• Weeaboo
• Burger the Angry Cat
• Drama llama