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| Libya (Ga-Da-Fi-Topia) is a country in North Africa that was run by [[Muammar Gaddafi]] but was kicked out [[last thursday]] by some assholes who where jealous of him. Libya is known for having some [[jewpricks]] shooting everyone and having the most unoriginal flag on the planet. Libya bordered Italy but then sent sicily away on a jetski after [[Mussolini]] invaded them.
| | #REDIRECT [[Muammar Gaddafi]] |
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| ==History==
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| Some 9000 years ago, Libya controlled Egypt, but got fucked up by the Pharoah who was smart and put all of his [[Jews]] to work as slaves. They where both then pwnt by the Romans who said "fucka youio." 10 minutes later, NATO came in and stole all of the olive oil and then left wen they realised that nobody was convinced that they where doing something. The Libyans who where pissed off that they couldnt blame NATO because they where hiding in [[America]] causing [[9/11]], decided to screw their dictator over. [[File:libya.gif]]Most of them died but they eventually found Gaddafi and fucked his asshole to ensure his entrance to hell. Libya is now a giant dump in the middle of Africa.
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| =How to piss the fuck out of a libyan=
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| If you ever plan on going to Libya for some reason, there are some things that really get you fucked with the locals:
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| *Wave a green flag
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| *Shoot a gun in the air and yell "GADDAFI HU AKBAR!!!!11"
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| *Put a gravestone in front of somebodies house that says "R.I.P Gaddafi"
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| *Ask if somebody knows where the Gaddafi grave is
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| *Make a poll that asks if you think Gaddafi was good or bad, and put 8999 tallies on good
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| *Wave 2 green flags
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| *Make a love song for Gaddafi
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| *Wear a shirt with Gaddafi on it
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| *Tell somebody that Gaddafi was good
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| *Tell somebody that Gaddafis death was too harsh
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| *Gaddafi
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| *Make a random dance and yell "DO THE GADDAFI!"
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| *Gaddafi
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| *Gaddafi
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| *Piss on somebody and say that you hate Gaddafi as much as them
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| *Gaddafi
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| *Wave 3 green flags
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| *Gaddafi
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| *Tell somebody that Italy fucked them up in WWII
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| *Gaddafi
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| *Do this list over again
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Revision as of 23:27, 21 October 2011
