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[[Image:kelly.jpg|thumb|150px|Kelly's method of extracting favors from admins leaves something to be desired.]]
[[Image:kelly.jpg|thumb|150px|Kelly's method of extracting favors from admins leaves something to be desired.]]
'''Kelly Hallissey''' is some [[Basement dweller|basement-dwelling]] [[fat|fatty]] who got angry because [[AOL]] tricked her into agreeing to work for free for them. When she found out that even people with [[Asperger's syndrome]] were entitled to compensation for their time, she got angry and decided to sue them. She started an ill-conceived class action [[Internet lawsuit]] that resulted in lots of [[lulz]] for the AOL [[E-lawyer|legal team]].
'''Kelly Hallissey''' is some [[Basement dweller|basement-dwelling]] [[fat|fatty]] who got angry because [[AOL]] tricked her into agreeing to work for free for them. When she found out that even people with [[Asperger's syndrome]] were entitled to compensation for their time, she got angry and decided to sue them. She started an ill-conceived class action [[Internet lawsuit]] that resulted in lots of [[lulz]] for the AOL [[E-lawyer|legal team]].
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Ironically, Kelly's website ([http://observers.net observers.net]) was built and is maintained (albeit poorly) by an unpaid cyber-sweatshop. Kelly lies awake at night worrying that her own volunteers will sue.
Ironically, Kelly's website ([http://observers.net observers.net]) was built and is maintained (albeit poorly) by an unpaid cyber-sweatshop. Kelly lies awake at night worrying that her own volunteers will sue.
   
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Revision as of 20:26, 31 October 2011

Kelly's method of extracting favors from admins leaves something to be desired.

Kelly Hallissey is some basement-dwelling fatty who got angry because AOL tricked her into agreeing to work for free for them. When she found out that even people with Asperger's syndrome were entitled to compensation for their time, she got angry and decided to sue them. She started an ill-conceived class action Internet lawsuit that resulted in lots of lulz for the AOL legal team.

After being laughed out of court, Kelly decided she was quitting AOL forever and built up a squadron of skript kiddie scenesters that proceeded to endlessly terrorize AOL with electronic break-ins and denial of service attacks. It consists entirely of autistic males who hope to one day get laid by this enormously fat whore. They idle in #obs on EFnet, where Kelly can be found threatening to have someone's shell account taken because she has cybersex with admins of companies.

Ironically, Kelly's website (observers.net) was built and is maintained (albeit poorly) by an unpaid cyber-sweatshop. Kelly lies awake at night worrying that her own volunteers will sue.

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Mental illness & Disorders

Acrotomophilia • Addiction • Agoraphobia • Alcoholism • Alexis Pilkington Syndrome • Alzheimer's • Anorexia • Antisocial personality disorder • Anthropophobia • Anxiety • ADD • ADHD • Asperger's Syndrome • Autism • Bimbofication • Bipolar • Borderline personality disorder • Bug Chasing • Bulimia • Cognitive dissonance • Deep thinker • Depression • Dick Impalement • Down's Syndrome • Dyslexia • Eating disorder • Factitious disorder • Fake Schizophrenia • Fauxlimia • Feminism • Gender dysphoria • Girl on the Internet Syndrome • Heterophobia • Hero Complex • HFA • Histrionic Personality Disorder • Hutchence's Syndrome • Hyperbolimia • Inadequacy • Inconsistent personality disorder • Insanity • Liberal Butthurt Syndrome • Liberalism • Low Self-esteem • 'Missing White Woman' Syndrome • Multiple personality disorder • Napoleon Complex • Narcissistic personality disorder • Neurotypical • Obsessive Compulsive Disorder • Paranoia • Paranoid personality disorder • Peter Pan Syndrome • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder • Psychopathy • Pyromania • Retardation • Schizophrenia • Seasonal Affective Disorder • Self-diagnosis • Self Injury • Sexsomnia • Sickfuckery • Sociopathy • Social anxiety disorder • Special Snowflake Syndrome • Terminological percipience disorder • Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome • Tulpa • Unrealistic expectations • Victim complex

Fetishes:

Acrotomophilia • Aquaphilia • Arborphilia • Audiophilia • Autogynephilia • Balloon Fetish • Bestiality • Carmen Electra complex • Cross Dressing • Dollfilia • Emetophilia • Emosexuality • Eproctophilia • Fatty Fetish (Female Fat Admirer) • Fetishism • Foot Fetish • Furniture Porn • Furrism • Goo girl • Guro • Heterophilia • Homophilia • Inflation Fetish • Japanophilia • Jungle Fever • Lesbian pedophilia • Lotion Play • Macrophilia • Maiesiophilia • Mechanophilia • Mpreg • Necrophilia • Objectophilia • Oedipial Complex • Paraphilia • Pedophilia • Plushophilia • Pregnant Loli • Pregnophilia • Quicksand Fetish • Rangerphilia • Spectrophilia • Statuephilia • Trichophilia • Voraphilia • Wet and Messy Fetishism • Wetlook • Xenophilia • Yellow fever • Zoophilia

E-Psychosis:

Chronic Troll Syndrome • Deletionism • E-go • E-Psychiatrist • E-Psychiatry • ETD • Hivemind • I-Dosing • I have a 140 IQ • IRC Disease • Imaginary girlfriend • Internet Disease & Internet Disease Chart • Internet poverty delusions • Internet Rehab • Internet troll personality disorder • Mega ultra super genius • Nerdy Fandom Gateway Theory • Sex by association • Lulz-Blindness • Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Diseases

Experiments:

ask.fm • Brainwashing • Hypnosis • Milgram Experiment • Scientology • Stanford Prison Experiment • The Hivemind Corollary

Sites:

Above Top Secret • B/ • Bodies Under Siege • CYOC • Chatroulette • Defense Industries Organization • Deeker • FoolQuest.com • InkBunny • Neuticles.com • Psyke.org • WarpMyMind.com

See also:

American Psychiatric Association • Anger • ASMR • Child abuse • Conscience • Dreams • DSM • Elan School • Enlightenment • Intelligence • Lobotomy • Mary Bell • Psychiatristy • Serial Killers • Take the meat bridge • The Law of Conformity • Trigger Warning

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