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| [[Image:dennisferguson3.jpg|thumb|just [[lulz]]ing - seriously,want butsecks?]] | |
| '''Dennis Ferguson''' is an [[Austria|Australian]] [[pedo|kiddy fiddler]] who raped and molested three young children he took from their homes in 1987. One of the children was a potential [[an hero]], but ended up just getting some lame long-term [[fisting|counseling]]. His only defence to this was he only did it for the lulz. Unfortunately the [[cops|policemen]] were anti-lulz so Dennis went on vacation for a little bit, where he was systematically [[rape|raped]] up his tender poopchute [[last_thursday|every Thursday]]. Dennis Ferguson was released from prison in 2003. Eight months later he was back in prison taking it in the ass because he decided to get a job selling [[drugs|cleaning supplies]] to schools without informing the [[cops]] about his proximity to children. He was sentenced to 15 months and was released in 2004. Since then he has had to relocate many times due to community protests and fear for his [[cock|limp wang]] being chopped off. According to [[Wikipedia]] his current location is a secret.
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| He is also known as the only sick cunt dumb (or smart) enuf to come up with rape techniques, something most Ausfailians are pussy enuf just to dream of. Be careful peeplz, Fergie will cum in you and rape youz with a sandy dick...
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| ==[[fags|people]] who support him==
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| {{quote|Sex offending needs attention by the family courts not the criminal courts. It needs sensitivity and privacy, with community and parental responsibility|Some [[fag]] named Bret Collins|color=silver|size=200%}}
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| For some odd reason, there are [[retards|people]] who believe that his case isn't important anymore and that we should leave this [[sick fuck]] alone. But this is the [[internet]], so that is out of the question.[[basement dweller|Brett Collins]], known as Brett [[goatse|"It can always go deeper"]] Collins by his [[gays|friends]], says this is not as important as the newer [[pedophile]] type crimes. [[truth|It should be known that Brett Collins likes to ram his cock up 5 year olds]], but that isn't as important. Though he may be part of the few [[retards]] that believe fucking little kids is [[fail|AWW-RIGHTTT!]], nobody really gives a shit about him other than the people he [[head|blows]] for crack money.
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| == Victims ==
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| *[[Your_mom|Your Mother]]
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| *[[You]]
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| *[[CP|Little Boys]]
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| *[[emo|Emo Scum]](The tender poochutes makes for a great little surprise)
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| *Russell Gimm
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| [[Category:People|Ferguson, Dennis]]
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Revision as of 21:48, 5 January 2012
