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== Gender Reassignment ==
== Gender Reassignment ==
[[Image:Mommy's_Girl.JPG|thumb|"I'll never be a grandmother."]]


According to [[German]] [[law]], one must be eighteen years of age to undergo Gender Reassignment Surgery.  At age [[12|twelve]], Tim began taking hormone treatments to prepare for his gender transition. At [[13-year-old boy|age thirteen]], he appeared on German television to plead for permission to undergo the final Gender Reassignment Surgery.  Somehow, the [[Nazis|citizens of Germany]] were on board to support the thirteen-year-old boy who wanted to be a girl.  He claims that he was "born a girl."  Apparently, he looked like a girl, even before he had [[tits]] and was quite obviously [[gay]] before the surgery.


According to his parents, he had been [[delusional|insisting that he was a girl]] since age two. Mr. and Mrs. Petras, realizing they had given birth to an abomination, struggled to find a [[psychiatrist]] who could offer an iota of assistance to their precious child. After a long and stressful hunt, the Petras family finally found Dr. Bernd Meyenburg, a child's psychiatrist who had extensive experience with [[faggotry|transsexuality]]. Finally, his parents held hope that their little boy was going to be okay.  No more [[lulz|gender confusion]], no more talk of [[kitchen|being a woman]], just a normal little Timothy Petras.  However, [[Fail|we all know how that turned out]].
According to [[German]] [[law]], one must be eighteen years of age to undergo Gender Reassignment Surgery.  At age [[12|twelve]], Tim began taking hormone treatments to prepare for her gender transition. At [[13-year-old boy|age thirteen]], She appeared on German television to plead for permission to undergo the Gender Reassignment Surgery. Apparently, She looked like a girl, even before She decided to go public.
 
According to her parents she was persistant that she is a girl and not a boy.At that time her parents realising that she was never meant to be a boy but she was meant to grow up and live like any other girl. since age two. Mr. and Mrs. Petras, realizing they had given birth to a girl that would grow up to be a world sensation as the only youngest talented musician atthe young age of 16.Unfortionatly there will be people who dotn understand her decision and they will make up theyre own conclusions about her lifestype.\to Kim these people shouldnt matter because they are usually a small amount of meaningless hateful people who hate to come across something they dont feel comferable with.To Kim i and others would agree that not only are you verypretty but you have aqknowledged not to take in the negative criticism from people who are meaningless in her life but to listen to the large amount of people in the world who have grown to love her for not who she is but for her as a loving person.
 
Now "she" stands proudly as the [[Attention Whore|youngest transsexual in the world]]. God speed, Kim. God speed. Also, die in a fire, you gender bending [[faggot]].


== Pre-pubescent He/She ==
== Pre-pubescent He/She ==

Revision as of 21:57, 10 March 2012


IT'S A MAN, BABY!


Kim Petras is actually a man IRL.

Enjoy your cock!   8====D (_(__)


IT'S A TRAP (WHICH YOU WOULD HIT ANYWAY)

Kim Petras (formerly Tim Petras) is an aspiring 17-year-old pop singer. He is most famous for having been one of the youngest individuals ever to become a MTF transexual at the young, young age of 12. He makes his humble abode in Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany.

He's basically an IRL Bridget.

Gender Reassignment

According to German law, one must be eighteen years of age to undergo Gender Reassignment Surgery. At age twelve, Tim began taking hormone treatments to prepare for her gender transition. At age thirteen, She appeared on German television to plead for permission to undergo the Gender Reassignment Surgery. Apparently, She looked like a girl, even before She decided to go public. According to her parents she was persistant that she is a girl and not a boy.At that time her parents realising that she was never meant to be a boy but she was meant to grow up and live like any other girl. since age two. Mr. and Mrs. Petras, realizing they had given birth to a girl that would grow up to be a world sensation as the only youngest talented musician atthe young age of 16.Unfortionatly there will be people who dotn understand her decision and they will make up theyre own conclusions about her lifestype.\to Kim these people shouldnt matter because they are usually a small amount of meaningless hateful people who hate to come across something they dont feel comferable with.To Kim i and others would agree that not only are you verypretty but you have aqknowledged not to take in the negative criticism from people who are meaningless in her life but to listen to the large amount of people in the world who have grown to love her for not who she is but for her as a loving person.

Pre-pubescent He/She

A little known fact about Kim/Tim is that he never actually went through puberty, which kind of explains why he's such a fag in the first place (despite the fact he's been a homo since age 2 according to his folks). The only reason he came out as a smokin' hot post-op was the fact that he had taken hormone blocking drugs since before his teens, and therefore never went through the puberty and never became a man (or a woman, as they have puberty too, herpderp). Hence the reason he lacks a deep voice, masculine body, and a stubble, unlike most queers who get turned into women.

His Shitty Music

Unfortunately for him, he produces the kind of music only a gay German boy would like- mostly pop and techno.

Here are some examples of the music that spews out of his her his mouth.

Previous Video | Next Video

Gallery of Kim Petras

  • EVERYONE'S GAY FOR KIM
    EVERYONE'S GAY FOR KIM
  • EVERYONE'S GAY FOR KIM
    EVERYONE'S GAY FOR KIM
  • EVERYONE'S GAY FOR KIM AND THIS OTHER GIRL
    EVERYONE'S GAY FOR KIM AND THIS OTHER GIRL
  • EVERYONE'S GAY FOR KIM
    EVERYONE'S GAY FOR KIM
  • EVERYONE'S GAY FOR KIM
    EVERYONE'S GAY FOR KIM
  • Creepy.
    Creepy.
  • EVERYONE'S GAY FOR KIM
    EVERYONE'S GAY FOR KIM
  • But bitches DO know.
    But bitches DO know.


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