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| {{youtube2|Gothguurl1989|Gothguurl1989}}, or <s>Wendy</s> Zed, is a [[YouTube]] [[troll]] and [[emo]] attention whore. According to <s>his/her</s> it's profile they were "once a member of pretentious peoples", but now are completely [[mundane|humble]]. Gothguurl's videos are [[typically]] about someone called "Tasco" [[wat|who apparently is actually Wendy]]. When not threatening his viewers with a butcher knife, [[tranny|He/she/it]] is most likely just a another [[unemployed]] actor on the tubes play acting some asinine and unthoughtout "character" he/she/it came up with one day whilst going down on he/she/it's [[boyfriend]]/[[girlfriend]]/[[Zoophile|significant other]]. Their [[pretentious|risque]] [[cosplay|performance art]] videos have been polluting the tubes since March '08 and he/she/it dreams of someday making the [[luser|D-list]] and becoming an [[internet celebrity]], whilst struggling [[irl]] just to score a gig at a local dinner theater.
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| <s>Gothguurl was later revealed to be [[ORLY|a dude]], just some ugly [[douchebag]] with a goatee - basically just [[scroll up]] and read the first part again. </s>
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| ===Update 2009===
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| Recently, it was discovered Gothgurrl1989 is someone else or '''something else'''. Due to disinformation supplied by [[butthurt]] [[troll]]s, Wendy updated her channel with yet another mysteriously boring [[vlog]]. Wendy is also [[notable]] for being "dark", and "disturbing" according [[ED]] [[hero]] [[TTT]]. It is suggested you approach Wendy with her [[noodz]], as to disable her ability to read gothic poetry.
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| <center>'''Case in point:'''<br />
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| <youtube>EpC4jzHiBS4</youtube></center>
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| {{quote|I never turned on anyone, but I had to be true to the Truth, no matter how much I disliked it. Now, that dislikable truth may be my only friend.|Wendy}}
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| {{quote|People say I brood, but I'm only thinking about the less happy things in this world. The happy and gay thing does not appeal to me, only truth. Death and destruction are the things I contemplate|Wendy}}
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| {{quote|creepy as fuck|[[TTT]]}}
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| ==Online Stats==
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| *Occupation: Goth clothing store
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| *Interests and Hobbies: Writing dark poetry, creating morbid art, and taking care of the less popular animals, like bats and snakes.
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| *Movies and Shows: Tim Burton productions, Wes Craven movies, and ''Supernatural'', among others.
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| *Books: I write, I don't read, except the obituaries. (?)
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| ==Wait, WUT ?!==
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| <center><youtube>x_yywMZF1wM</youtube><br />
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| [[wat]]?!</center>
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| <center><youtube>0ddVVD0TbEQ</youtube><br />
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| [[wat]]?!</center>
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| [[cool story bro]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *{{youtube2|Gothguurl1989|Gothguurl1989}}
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| ==Related Articles==
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| *[[Emo]]
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| *[[Goth]]
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| *[[Batshit]]
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| *[[pretentious]]
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| *[[Trying too hard]]
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