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Grandmothers, either the bane of existence or the only thing that can save it, are known to have existed since the [[last thursday|dawn of time]]. Typically they are either sleeping or [[pedo|giving candy to strangers]]. They may also be lonely and so will do anything to [[rape|trap]] you in their house. "Grannies" can use their dentures to get you, they are sharp. Their lack of own teeth can actually become an [[ass]]et with regards to [[fellatio]]. It is usually hard to use them in an insult because you'd have to say, "[[Your mom]]'s mom!". | Grandmothers, either the bane of existence or the only thing that can save it, are known to have existed since the [[last thursday|dawn of time]]. Typically they are either sleeping or [[pedo|giving candy to strangers]]. They may also be lonely and so will do anything to [[rape|trap]] you in their house. "Grannies" can use their dentures to get you, they are sharp. Their lack of own teeth can actually become an [[ass]]et with regards to [[fellatio]]. It is usually hard to use them in an insult because you'd have to say, "[[Your mom]]'s mom!". | ||
Revision as of 12:17, 15 January 2013
Grandmothers, either the bane of existence or the only thing that can save it, are known to have existed since the dawn of time. Typically they are either sleeping or giving candy to strangers. They may also be lonely and so will do anything to trap you in their house. "Grannies" can use their dentures to get you, they are sharp. Their lack of own teeth can actually become an asset with regards to fellatio. It is usually hard to use them in an insult because you'd have to say, "Your mom's mom!".
Species
- Strange Smelling grandma
- Funny grandma
- Handicapped grandma
- Liberal grandma
- Conservative grandma
- Mean as fucking hell grandma
- Hilariously racist grandma
- Nursing Home Grandma
- Evil Senile Grandma
- Batshit Insane Grandma
- Stickam troll Gramma Shuh Nay Nay
- Religious Grandma
- Dead Grandma
- Drunk Grandma
Names You Can Call A Grandmother
- Grandma.
- Granny.
- Gram
- Toothless old crone.
- Skankass Hoe.
- Slut Puppy.
- (If in the south)Mom.
- Senile old bitch.
- Filthy old whore.
- Bag
- That sack of wrinkles that refuses to die
Grandmothers on the Internets
Even your sweet granny can be a drama whore. Once she discovers the internets, she will quickly find her way into communities of people with granny-like interests (such as baking cakes and knitting tea cosies), but because she doesn't know how her computer works, she will get things wrong, piss people off and then get all huffy when they swear at her. Alternatively she will go to a site such as broadcaster and whore out her shrivelled titties for the sake of some company.
General Information
Known for watching "Golden Girls" and wearing pastel jumpsuits from the 80's, grandma's are a common sight among old people. On top of playing Bingo and cards, they like to show off jewelry and look for dying husbands with insurance. They can also own up to 50+ cats and never often catch fleas. Sometimes they are good for candy, presents, and holiday fun, but not if you have an evil grandmother. It sucks most definitely when the Alzheimer's disease kicks in.