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==/b/ is retarded==
==/b/ is retarded==
The Kiwi trolls trolled the fuck out of /b/ with their fake as hell posts. One of there greatest lulz was had when a thread was started on /b/ the image being a photo of 'Kiwi' and the [[trap]] holding a piece of paper which read - 'Post ending in doubles decides what I do with her' Naturally [[/b/tards]],being the huge [[retards]] they are,started posting.It turned out the first post requested a [[penis]] in "her" ear and obtained doubles [[GET]]. [[At least 100]] posts later, a photo appeared of 'Kiwi' putting his finger in the ear of the [[trap]], and /b/tards fell for it. After this lulz, about 7 different doubles had been gotten, (as /b/tards still didn't see the obvious trollage) and one fag linked to a tinychat,encouraging the [[OP]] to enter and [[troll]] some [[moar]].The trolls entered the page,after laughing at how stupid /b/ was being,and began to broadcast, about 40 /b/tards entered and began to screech [[tits or gtfo]]. Minutes later, after a /b/tard had requested "[[sharpie]] in the pooper" 'Kiwi' lowered his clothing while the trap inserted the sharpie into his pooper,effectivly [[pwning]] the /b/tards.
The Kiwi trolls trolled the fuck out of /b/ with their fake as hell posts. One of there greatest lulz was had when a thread was started on /b/ the image being a photo of 'Kiwi' and the [[trap]] holding a piece of paper which read - 'Post ending in doubles decides what I do with her' Naturally [[btards|/b/tards]],being the huge [[retards]] they are,started posting.It turned out the first post requested a [[penis]] in "her" ear and obtained doubles [[GET]]. [[At least 100]] posts later, a photo appeared of 'Kiwi' putting his finger in the ear of the [[trap]], and /b/tards fell for it. After this lulz, about 7 different doubles had been gotten, (as /b/tards still didn't see the obvious trollage) and one fag linked to a tinychat,encouraging the [[OP]] to enter and [[troll]] some [[moar]].The trolls entered the page,after laughing at how stupid /b/ was being,and began to broadcast, about 40 /b/tards entered and began to screech [[tits or gtfo]]. Minutes later, after a /b/tard had requested "[[sharpie]] in the pooper" 'Kiwi' lowered his clothing while the trap inserted the sharpie into his pooper,effectivly [[pwning]] the /b/tards.
/b/ once again had an opportunity to be [[fucking retarded]], but realized that chanting [[TITS OR GTFO]] wouldn't work because the girl was a [[trap]]. The Kiwi Trolls mocked them,[[basement dweller|claiming that anybody posting on this had no life,when they had no life either.]]
/b/ once again had an opportunity to be [[fucking retarded]], but realized that chanting [[TITS OR GTFO]] wouldn't work because the girl was a [[trap]]. The Kiwi Trolls mocked them,[[basement dweller|claiming that anybody posting on this had no life,when they had no life either.]]



Revision as of 19:39, 12 November 2011

File:KiwiFag.jpg
Original image accompanied by one of the troll threads
File:Kiwifag2.jpg
Penis or finger, you decide.

Kiwi Troll is the name that has been allocated to two faggots who frequently visit b, and trolling the fuck out of them by creating 'doubles' posts claiming that you will get tits,but as we all know that is impossible.


Name

Apparently 'Kiwi' is a nickname of the male of the pair, but has since been allocated to both of them via there alias 'Kiwi Troll' as any smart individuals, they have not released any real information.


/b/ is retarded

The Kiwi trolls trolled the fuck out of /b/ with their fake as hell posts. One of there greatest lulz was had when a thread was started on /b/ the image being a photo of 'Kiwi' and the trap holding a piece of paper which read - 'Post ending in doubles decides what I do with her' Naturally /b/tards,being the huge retards they are,started posting.It turned out the first post requested a penis in "her" ear and obtained doubles GET. At least 100 posts later, a photo appeared of 'Kiwi' putting his finger in the ear of the trap, and /b/tards fell for it. After this lulz, about 7 different doubles had been gotten, (as /b/tards still didn't see the obvious trollage) and one fag linked to a tinychat,encouraging the OP to enter and troll some moar.The trolls entered the page,after laughing at how stupid /b/ was being,and began to broadcast, about 40 /b/tards entered and began to screech tits or gtfo. Minutes later, after a /b/tard had requested "sharpie in the pooper" 'Kiwi' lowered his clothing while the trap inserted the sharpie into his pooper,effectivly pwning the /b/tards. /b/ once again had an opportunity to be fucking retarded, but realized that chanting TITS OR GTFO wouldn't work because the girl was a trap. The Kiwi Trolls mocked them,claiming that anybody posting on this had no life,when they had no life either.


See Also

Kiwi Troll
is part of a series on
the cancer that is killing /b/
Sources [-+]
Symptoms [-+]
Forced Memes [-+]
Treatment [-+]