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''"Black Friday" redirects here. Maybe you were looking for [[Rebecca Black]]?'' | |||
'''Black Friday''' was traditionally the Friday following [[Thanksgiving|Thanksgiving Thursday]], but as of 2011, [[Wal-Mart|Wallyworld]] decided to move it forward to 10:00 pm on Thanksgiving Thursday. | |||
== A Brief History of Black Friday == | |||
[[100 years ago]], when [[niggers]] were still [[slaves]], the white man was allowed to take a four-day break from working for Thanksgiving while blackies made their delicious Thanksgiving [[chikins|birds]]. But then [[Martin_Luther_King,_Jr.|Black Jesus]] freed the coons. While porch monkeys everywhere celebrated their freedom on Thanksgiving Friday, they suddenly found themselves without jobs on the following Friday. Because the white man was still at home enjoying his hard-earned four-day vacation, the negroes decided they would break into the closed stores and takes TVs and bikes (they didn't do it on Saturday or Sunday because they were still niggers, and still wanted to take the weekend off). | |||
But the white man realized he could [[profit]]; after all, if the niggers wanted to go to stores on the Friday after Thanksgiving, then probably others would, too. To make shopping on this day more enticing, those capitalist pig [[Americunts]] began advertising "steal deals" (named such in honor of the brownies who started this annual shitfest activity) on Black Friday. | |||
== Customary Black Friday Activities == | |||
As Black Friday was started by the groids, all Black Friday activities are modernized versions of customary activities in [[Africa|AIDSland]]. Such as: | |||
* Breaking down doors and window | |||
* [http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2008448574_shop290.html Dancing on cops] | |||
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeSgBL7gpAk Dancing on niglets] | |||
* Grabbing expensive TVs | |||
* [http://www.theepochtimes.com/n2/united-states/black-friday-marred-by-trampling-thefts-again-46580.html Hijacking cars] (see also [[GTA]]) | |||
* [http://www.startribune.com/business/133803318.html Complaining about having to work] | |||
== See Also == | |||
[[The_Great_Thread_Scare_of_Friday_13th|Friday the 13th]] | |||
Revision as of 00:23, 24 November 2011
"Black Friday" redirects here. Maybe you were looking for Rebecca Black?
Black Friday was traditionally the Friday following Thanksgiving Thursday, but as of 2011, Wallyworld decided to move it forward to 10:00 pm on Thanksgiving Thursday.
A Brief History of Black Friday
100 years ago, when niggers were still slaves, the white man was allowed to take a four-day break from working for Thanksgiving while blackies made their delicious Thanksgiving birds. But then Black Jesus freed the coons. While porch monkeys everywhere celebrated their freedom on Thanksgiving Friday, they suddenly found themselves without jobs on the following Friday. Because the white man was still at home enjoying his hard-earned four-day vacation, the negroes decided they would break into the closed stores and takes TVs and bikes (they didn't do it on Saturday or Sunday because they were still niggers, and still wanted to take the weekend off).
But the white man realized he could profit; after all, if the niggers wanted to go to stores on the Friday after Thanksgiving, then probably others would, too. To make shopping on this day more enticing, those capitalist pig Americunts began advertising "steal deals" (named such in honor of the brownies who started this annual shitfest activity) on Black Friday.
Customary Black Friday Activities
As Black Friday was started by the groids, all Black Friday activities are modernized versions of customary activities in AIDSland. Such as:
- Breaking down doors and window
- Dancing on cops
- Dancing on niglets
- Grabbing expensive TVs
- Hijacking cars (see also GTA)
- Complaining about having to work