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'''Black Friday''' was traditionally the Friday following [[Thanksgiving|Thanksgiving Thursday]], but as of 2011, [[Wal-Mart|Wallyworld]] decided to move it forward to 10:00 pm on Thanksgiving Thursday.
'''Black Friday''' was traditionally the Friday following [[Thanksgiving|Thanksgiving Thursday]], but as of 2011, [[Wal-Mart|Wallyworld]] decided to move it forward to 10:00 pm on Thanksgiving Thursday.


== A Brief History of Black Friday ==
Black friday is a friday after thanksgiving... Most Adults shop on black friday because they can't afford anything on regular Days.. So they improvise And, use black friday.. [[Truth|Black Friday is simply shit that noone cares about..]] and it resembles the song "Friday" by rebecca black in which she wakes up on 7:00 don't eat breakfast skips school to go to a party and, is Driven over by a [[Pedophile|Creepy Nigger]], At home.. In all We can all agree that this article is a complete failure And, shit noone cares about!
 
[[100 years ago]], when [[niggers]] were still [[slaves]], the white man was allowed to take a four-day break from working for Thanksgiving while blackies made their delicious Thanksgiving [[chikins|birds]]. But then [[Martin_Luther_King,_Jr.|Black Jesus]] freed the coons. While porch monkeys everywhere celebrated their freedom on Thanksgiving Friday, they suddenly found themselves without jobs on the following Friday.  Because the white man was still at home enjoying his hard-earned four-day vacation, the negroes decided they would break into the closed stores and takes TVs and bikes (they didn't do it on Saturday or Sunday because they were still niggers, and still wanted to take the weekend off).
 
But the white man realized he could [[profit]]; after all, if the niggers wanted to go to stores on the Friday after Thanksgiving, then probably others would, too.  To make shopping on this day more enticing, those capitalist pig [[Americunts]] began advertising "steal deals" (named such in honor of the brownies who started this annual shitfest activity) on Black Friday.


== Customary Black Friday Activities ==
== Customary Black Friday Activities ==

Revision as of 00:46, 24 November 2011

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Black Friday was traditionally the Friday following Thanksgiving Thursday, but as of 2011, Wallyworld decided to move it forward to 10:00 pm on Thanksgiving Thursday.

Black friday is a friday after thanksgiving... Most Adults shop on black friday because they can't afford anything on regular Days.. So they improvise And, use black friday.. Black Friday is simply shit that noone cares about.. and it resembles the song "Friday" by rebecca black in which she wakes up on 7:00 don't eat breakfast skips school to go to a party and, is Driven over by a Creepy Nigger, At home.. In all We can all agree that this article is a complete failure And, shit noone cares about!

Customary Black Friday Activities

As Black Friday was started by the groids, all Black Friday activities are modernized versions of customary activities in AIDSland. Such as:

See Also

Friday the 13th

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