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'''Black Friday''' was traditionally the Friday following [[Thanksgiving|Thanksgiving Thursday]], but as of 2011, [[Wal-Mart|Wallyworld]] decided to move it forward to 10:00 pm on Thanksgiving Thursday. | '''Black Friday''' was traditionally the Friday following [[Thanksgiving|Thanksgiving Thursday]], but as of 2011, [[Wal-Mart|Wallyworld]] decided to move it forward to 10:00 pm on Thanksgiving Thursday. | ||
Black | Black Friday is the Friday after Thanksgiving. It is most popular for the human stampedes caused by Nintendo [[Wii]]s in which the tradition is to trample at least 4 elderly women per Walmart in order to get a Nintendo before them. Occasionally moms fail to reach that coveted Wii before the other moms which results in such feelings as not getting to play video games right away. In America, this results in a high rate of going outside sometimes. | ||
<center><youtube>dMH6d4Adm9U</youtube><br />'''Kill me.'''</center> | <center><youtube>dMH6d4Adm9U</youtube><br />'''Kill me.'''</center> | ||
== Customary Black Friday Activities == | == Customary Black Friday Activities == | ||
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* [http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2008448574_shop290.html Dancing on cops] | * [http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2008448574_shop290.html Dancing on cops] | ||
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeSgBL7gpAk Dancing on niglets] | * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeSgBL7gpAk Dancing on niglets] | ||
* Grabbing expensive TVs | * [[Looting|Grabbing expensive TVs]] | ||
* [http://www.theepochtimes.com/n2/united-states/black-friday-marred-by-trampling-thefts-again-46580.html Hijacking cars] (see also [[GTA]]) | * [http://www.theepochtimes.com/n2/united-states/black-friday-marred-by-trampling-thefts-again-46580.html Hijacking cars] (see also [[GTA]]) | ||
* [http://www.startribune.com/business/133803318.html Complaining about having to work] | * [http://www.startribune.com/business/133803318.html Complaining about having to work] | ||
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== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
[[The_Great_Thread_Scare_of_Friday_13th|Friday the 13th]] | *[[The_Great_Thread_Scare_of_Friday_13th|Friday the 13th]] | ||
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Revision as of 08:12, 24 November 2011
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Black Friday was traditionally the Friday following Thanksgiving Thursday, but as of 2011, Wallyworld decided to move it forward to 10:00 pm on Thanksgiving Thursday.
Black Friday is the Friday after Thanksgiving. It is most popular for the human stampedes caused by Nintendo Wiis in which the tradition is to trample at least 4 elderly women per Walmart in order to get a Nintendo before them. Occasionally moms fail to reach that coveted Wii before the other moms which results in such feelings as not getting to play video games right away. In America, this results in a high rate of going outside sometimes.
Kill me.
Customary Black Friday Activities
As Black Friday was started by the groids, all Black Friday activities are modernized versions of customary activities in AIDSland. Such as:
- Breaking down doors and window
- Dancing on cops
- Dancing on niglets
- Grabbing expensive TVs
- Hijacking cars (see also GTA)
- Complaining about having to work