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This fucker, along with all the other overpowered party members on the champion's team, has an IV of 31. In non-Pokefag, it means that all of your possible tricks to beat this motherfucker were null. Even with your best Ice-type, by which the nigger would be left rolling on the floor in ass-bleeding agony, [[All your base are belong to us|it still outsped all of your shit]] and [[Rape|claimed]] its [[Ass|territory]] for the good of the [[Lulz|lulz]]. | This fucker, along with all the other overpowered party members on the champion's team, has an IV of 31. In non-Pokefag, it means that all of your possible tricks to beat this motherfucker were null. Even with your best Ice-type, by which the nigger would be left rolling on the floor in ass-bleeding agony, [[All your base are belong to us|it still outsped all of your shit]] and [[Rape|claimed]] its [[Ass|territory]] for the good of the [[Lulz|lulz]]. | ||
Quite frankly, there was almost no way to stop this unless the inevitable Dragon Rush missed; allowing you your Ice Beam critical for [[Great Justice|great justice]]. | Quite frankly, there was almost no way to stop this unless the inevitable Dragon Rush missed; allowing you your Ice Beam critical for [[For Great Justice|great justice]]. | ||
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Warning! Article contains severe amounts of butthurt. Viewer discretion is advised. |
Lord of all cunts and personal pet of JAWSUS, Garchomp is the epitome of rage amongst Poke'Fags. It is quite possibly the single most rage-inducing motherfucker in the metagame, among other things. Known for its extremely overpowered Attack stat and near lack of weaknesses, Garchomp is quite possibly the most overused of all Dragon-types.
The Shitstorm Appears
Hailing from a land of desolate terrain and poverty, Garchomp was the hell-wrought omen of destruction for all. It was said to bring with it death and destruction (complete with a sandstorm for some reason). Garchomp's rise to popularity began with its introduction by the pedophile blonde bimbo champ of the Sinnoh Region, and continued with introductions of stats and strategies by the fags on Smogon. Needless to say, its addition was a heralding of butthurt and clusterfucks of newfags wanting to finally break off that losing streak that had been haunting them since they descended into the faggotry that was Pokemon.
Digging In Deep
Chronicling the buttfuckery of Garchomp would be a daunting task, with no visible end to the long lists of extreme fail.
So here are the condensed versions.
Introduction
Garchomp was brought in when the Pokemon: Diamond and Pearl games hit the shelves of game stores around the world. This fucker wasn't seen at any point before the champion battle; where you face your fate against pedo-MILF Cynthia.
Garchomp was notable for its possession of all-around great attacks and an ungodly amount of Speed, capable of raping entire teams faster than a sysop's deletion of an ED article. Nothing but Level 100's could ever hope to destroy this unstoppable force; though, even this was a slim chance. Here's the thing:
This fucker, along with all the other overpowered party members on the champion's team, has an IV of 31. In non-Pokefag, it means that all of your possible tricks to beat this motherfucker were null. Even with your best Ice-type, by which the nigger would be left rolling on the floor in ass-bleeding agony, it still outsped all of your shit and claimed its territory for the good of the lulz.
Quite frankly, there was almost no way to stop this unless the inevitable Dragon Rush missed; allowing you your Ice Beam critical for great justice.