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Bill Waggoner is | '''Bill Waggoner''' is a man of many trades; a freelance marketer and dedicated father by day, e-activist and final boss of the internet by night. Now, with ED being a fair entity, we have allowed Bill to sum up himself in that last sentence, but in the spirit of fairness, we feel it is our duty to inform our readers of this man's true nature. | ||
Bill is a sad lonely man. After his first wife divorced him and took the kids, the utter devastation of his pathetic life drew him into the internet, a land that he felt would welcome him, and possibly give him a new chance at life. Repeating history, Bill fucked himself over again, mostly due to his immense child pornography addiction. Long CP binges would leave him inside for days, draining the majority of his household's funding, which was brought in by a prostitute he took in on the grounds that she would pose as his significant-other. Discovering that her pity income could not feed his perverse and addictive personality, Bill was forced to find alternative means of bringing in some extra cash. Thus began the birth of Bill Waggoner, the "spam king". | |||
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Bill Waggoner is a man of many trades; a freelance marketer and dedicated father by day, e-activist and final boss of the internet by night. Now, with ED being a fair entity, we have allowed Bill to sum up himself in that last sentence, but in the spirit of fairness, we feel it is our duty to inform our readers of this man's true nature.
Bill is a sad lonely man. After his first wife divorced him and took the kids, the utter devastation of his pathetic life drew him into the internet, a land that he felt would welcome him, and possibly give him a new chance at life. Repeating history, Bill fucked himself over again, mostly due to his immense child pornography addiction. Long CP binges would leave him inside for days, draining the majority of his household's funding, which was brought in by a prostitute he took in on the grounds that she would pose as his significant-other. Discovering that her pity income could not feed his perverse and addictive personality, Bill was forced to find alternative means of bringing in some extra cash. Thus began the birth of Bill Waggoner, the "spam king".
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Internet Activities
Bill Waggoner as an Internet Activist
Waggs claims that he does it all, not for teh lulz, but to show children that the internet is not a safe place.
R.I.P. Trolling
You may be asking, "What is RIP Trolling", and if you are, you are a fucking idiot. RIP trolling consists of going on the Facebook Memorial Pages and posting 'lol u died' videos and poorly made shoops of the deceased. Most of the BWC are rip trollers and justify there actions by claiming that "It's because of the Grief Tourists." Grief tourists, as you probably know, are random people who do not know the dead, but search for memorial pages offering their sorrows.
The Amazing Gallery of LOLUDIED Vidoes
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The Spam King
Bill is also the Self-Procaimed "Spam King." Why? Who fucking knows.
His BlogTalkRadio Show
Bill, at times, hosts his on BTR show. Here, he talk about politics or the current economics of America.
The BWC
The Bill Waggoner Crew is a trolling organization, similar to lulzsec or Anonymous, but much less well known. They wage eternal war on the Homo Clowns. Bill says the he himself is not afflilated with this group of fanboys, but he still calls on them if he wants someone doxxed.
The BWC Forums
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The BWC can't seem to keep one forum online for too long.
Notable BWC Members
- Strope Waffen- The "Underboss," and Second in Command
- Allgorefag- The "Eyes of the Waggon," and (you guessed it) has a large Gore collection
- Soybean- "Bill Waggoners Mistress" and one of the only girls in the crew.
- Fireshitderp- Makes the best youtube vidoes
- Pimphat- Recently left because of Moxie
- Moxie- A batshit chick who also enjoys trolling Debi Daly
- Jeff Yorkeshire- THAT'S 2 FUCKING "e"s. Some Scot who enjoyes R.I.P. Trolling
- LuckySinner- The Best Dancer on the Crew
- Cyanide- Killed her own brother (overdose), and got away with it. Now goes by "Millicent Derp."
- xxxtawnymariee- "people just call me tawny :p"
Debi DalyNot a real member, but trolled into thinking she was one
Bill is a Jew
Recently, Waggs called up the Troll High Council to do some doxing for him. They agreed, as long as he agreed to advertise their youtube channel. After receiving the information that he wanted, he went back on his deal, and never posted the link once.
If you happen to be reading this Bill, you still owe the council money.