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| [[File:Lifeinatent.jpg|thumb|right|LifeInATent, an example of attention whoring at its finest.]]
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| [[File:Hotliat.jpg|thumb|right|A metaphor of his YouTube whoring.]]
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| '''LifeInATent''' ([[Powerword]]: Brian Martin) is a YouTube [[Jew|Partner]] manchild who is most known for being one half of the reasons [[ericDouglace|Eric Douglace]] successfully trolled the internet. Since garnering 20,000 new [[fanbois]] and proudly claiming to have owned a [[13 year old boy|14 year old]] over the internets, LIAT firmly believes he is alpha as fuck and is the [[final boss]] of YouTube. Outside of YouTube he [[USI|works two full time jobs, traveled the world last year]] and is a proud member of the [[cyber police]]. Prior to becoming an [[internet celebrity]], Brian owned and promoted several scam fast money websites, confirming his Jewly ways.
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| He has a twin brother named Kevin who goes by the name of WeatherManKevin, also a YouTube partner (thanks to some dick sucking on Brian's part). Kevin claims to be the best [[lolwut|weatherman in the world]] and he takes his meteorology very [[SRSLY]], despite the fact [[nobody cares|nobody knows who the fuck he is]] besides LIAT's fanboys. He also claims to have a disease that will cause him to [[LOL|die in roughly 10 years]].
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| ==About==
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| LifeInATent's channel is basically the autistic version of [[RayWilliamJohnson]], which is sort of like the diarrhea version of [[shit]].
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| Typical format of LIAT's video process:
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| 1. [[Retard|Put on goggles and a track suit.]]
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| 2. Find the douchiest T-shirt possible and hang it in the background.
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| 3. Find some shitty news article or [[Boxxy|YouTube video that is more popular than him]].
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| 4. Put a clip from said video in the thumbnail to mislead people in thinking it isn't just some moron shouting at the camera for the whole 5 minutes.
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| 5. Jump. Cut. After. Every. Fucking. Sentence.
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| 6. Try to act like the [[Pretty Cool Guy|clever, cool]], [[internet tough guy]].
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| 7. ???
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| 8. PROFIT!
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| LIAT has a fanbase he calls the [[faggots|Campers]] which are your typical [[underage b&|preteen]] fanboys who think their hero is [[Kewlies|cutting edge]] for saying [[Hardcore|fuck in public]]. They will always blindly [[white knight|defend their heroes honor]] against [[haters|anyone over the age of 15]].
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| Interesting fact: Many of the campers who post on hater videos type [[Sockpuppet|exactly the same way LIAT does]].
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| ==Before [[JewTube]]==
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| Brian Martin and his twin were born to paraplegic coke dealers in a [[poor|low class]] street alley sometime in 1984. Unsurprisingly enough, both were born with [[Asperger's syndrome|Assburger's]] syndrome. Of course growing up as two scrawny twin retards that rode the short bus to school, the [[You|normal]] kids just called them niggers and beat the shit out of them. [[Allegedly]] the pair are well known in the area they live in for being loud mouthed tough guys who act the way they do due to poor self esteem as children. When they turned just about the average [[12|age of their subscribers]], they decided to abuse [[steroids]] and set out to become [[cooldude|alpha as fuck]].
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| <i>1. These two "boys" are known throughout their local neighborhoods as nothing but big mouthed, blowhards, who just talk trash and make various idiotic threats and have been known to cause trouble for years.
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| 2. There multitude of claims of fame, wealth, and notoriety are all talk. None of these two own anything at all, other than a couple of beat up cars. The areas that they live are in rundown very lower class and income areas.
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| 3. Both are known by the local Police departments in which they reside and both have had several run-ins with the law enforcement officials. The single of claim of interaction with the police made by Brian Martin is blatantly false and was from only one department.
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| 4. The local TV and Media stations are well aware of their bizarre claims and actions. Despite repeated attempts to self ignite their fame by trying to appear on various media, they are turned down. Their phone calls and emails are constantly ignored. The only things found were their self-submitted articles in "internet papers" and a couple of AM radio talk show 5 minute gigs. None of the media contacted had the slightest interest to have any interaction with them as they have all had the same negative information given to them on these two and realize that they just blow their own horn with nothing to support their claims. Although Martin uses modified NWS data, the NWS 100% realizes these two are all talk of their self importance and find any talk about them to be total entertainment.
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| 5. Both are well considered and recognized by many as most probably having severe emotional and / or mental issues.
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| 6. These two were the scrawny little kids growing up and constantly belittled and abused by others. It was after numerous years they started the Steroid abuse and workouts in another attempt to gain some positive recognition. This is why they constantly post their own pictures and most are seen to be taken of themselves while they stand before cameras and mirrors. This is just another of their ways of trying to prove their self-worth to themselves although no one else is giving this to them.</i>
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| ===WeatherJerks===
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| {{Main|Kevin Martin}}
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| ===Money Scamming===
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| [[Last Thursday]], Brian owned several cash scam companies which explains his Jew origins.
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| <center><youtube>LtquzHfR2Ao</youtube></center>
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| ===TheArchfiend===
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| During the Bieber war, YouTube Whore basher [[TheArchfiend]] called out LifeInATent for being the [[Jew]] that he is for exploiting [[ericDouglace]] for [[PROFIT]]. A camper presumably told LifeInATent about this injustice and much lulz were had. The same guy who has now made a gimmick out of parodying ericDouglace for threatening to sue the internet [http://www.theawesomearchfiend.com/apps/forums/topics/show/3605612-youtube-partners-threatening-to-beat-up-14-year-old-kid-? threatens to the sue for slander himself.]
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| {{cg||Gallery|center|<gallery>
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| Image:LifeInATent.jpg|The impending....
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| Image:LifeInATent2.jpg|LifeInATent threatens to sue the Archfiend for slander. See: [[Crybaby]]
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| Image:LifeInATent3.jpg|LIAT defends his faggotry and goggle wearing by claiming he works two full time jobs and travels the world
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| Image:LifeInATent4.jpg|LIAT leaves without refuting a damn thing</gallery>|}}
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| <center>{{morphquote|ButthurtLIAT|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold;
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| |The title is misleading, I can easily report and sue the person for the misleading title.|LIAT [[irony|ironically]] threatening a [[LOLSUIT]] over butthurt.
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| |I don't take Libel/Slander lightly, but those are concrete facts. I have a right to defend myself against hackers and defend the YouTube Community as a whole against hackers. This isn't a Bieber War, this is a war to prove that hackers will never win.|LIAT posing as a member of the [[Casey Nunez|Internet Police]] and covering up the real reason [[money|he is doing the war]].
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| |I'm not your bro, that is number 1, number 2 you don't know my personal life. [[Nobody cares|How about I travelled the world this year?]] How about [[USI|I carry two full jobs?]] How about you don't know a thing about my life. Maybe you should quit while you are ahead. You claim to be the site owner... I would think that someone of that rank would be better... you really dumbed yourself down with that comment about my goggles as well buddy. [[Faggot|I am who I am]], [[slaves|the campers]] love the channel as is and they will continue. I am highly networked into YouTube all year long, I know many partners have been to many events and participated in a number collabs with the community. You don't like my life? GET OVER IT. Its that simple. My life is what I make of it, in which doesn't concern you.|[[You mad|He mad]]
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| == More recently ==
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| Brian still continues to try and herp derp his way back onto Youtube, and even though he claims it has nothing to do with the money and everything to do with teh lulz/trying to prove a point, someone who makes $10,000 a month in monopoly money really should consider investing in a life outside of the world of YouTube. As of today his home interwebz has been shutdown, so he is forced to use dial-up speed library interwebz with all the other higher-class bums with their craptops.
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| {{Quote|Already contacted them as well as my attorney to have that site down thanks.|LIAT's reaction to this article}}
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| ===KMartinTV===
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| It looks like [[WeatherManKevin|Kevin Martin]] is carrying on his brothers legacy of [[Derp|Derping]] his way into drama but this time with us.
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| <center><youtube>xC5PjNHgFaM</youtube></center>
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| ==MartekTheSuperHero==
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| Brian Martin started out YouTube as MartekTheSuperHero. Originally, his idea was to be called MolestoTheSuperHero, but later changed it to "Martek" so people don't suspect him as a sex offender. This later gave clues of his suspected pedophilia by hitting on underage girls.
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| The channel was filled with videos that were a trailer for a terribly made “Flying Camper “ trailers for a video game or movie with the main character being Martek the Super Hero shaped after the Willy Wonka fag himself. (None of the videos survived as far as we know)
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| ==Failbook War==
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| On April of 2011, several [[failbook]] users opened a fan page by the name of LifeENDSinATent (a name inspired by [[Youtube]] user [http://www.youtube.com/BLACKbusterCritic BLACKbusterCritic] who also made LifeInATent butthurt). Originally, the [[failbook]] fan page was only for people against LifeInATent by posting screen-caps, links to "Exposing LifeInATent" videos, reopenings of LifeInATent channels, and many, many, many more.
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| LifeInATent was lured in to the page by accident, discovering all the true information regarding himself could ruin his reputation on more social networking sites. At the time, his name on [[failbook]] was and maybe still is [https://www.facebook.com/WeatherChaser Jihab Duhal]. So what he did was to slander the moderaters and the fans of the page, but always ending up butthurt after each fail attempt. One of the most notable fails was on June 16, where he got butthurt to the point he was commenting random and disturbing words. You can see the evidence here ---->[http://s1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc422/moodswinger777/ LifeInATent Album of Fail #1].
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| The fun didn't last for long, on June 22, LifeENDSinATent was terminated along with the accounts of the moderators by a false report made by LifeInATent himself after being butthurt...several times.
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| ==Trying to Petition LifeInATent Back on Oct 20, 2011!! What a Terrible Idea!!==
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| <center><youtube>EugCTKBljuY</youtube></center>
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| Apparently, LifeInATent's account's status has been changed from Terminated to Suspended now. If there are 1000 videos petitioning LifeInATent back onto [[Youtube]] (however, a partner's Want LifeInATent video would count as 10 videos so only 100 partner videos of such a nature are necessary), then LifeInATent can get his Youtube channel back! Oh no! When he comes back, the butthurt and stupidity levels on [[Jewtube]] will raise to well [[over 9000]] and the apocalypse will happen! Let's just hope LifeInATent is NOT brought back onto Youtube because the last thing we need is him back on the Tubes!
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| UPDATE: Thankfully, he hasn't been petitioned back onto Youtube although we can still FREQUENTLY still see his ugly mug and vileness on his girlfriend's videos of the MeganLeeHeart channel. Therefore, LifeInATent is still enjoying Youtube $$$ from having his GF make videos for him while he arduously struggles with low-paying illegal immigrant jobs! Now the scammer at least has to partially earn a honest living rather than just mooch off easy Youtube money!
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| ==Examples of LifeInATent's Death Threats and General Butthurtness==
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| {{fv|LIAT Vids 1|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold;
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| |<center>'''LifeInATent's Butthurt Death Threats'''</center> <youtube>_rZ9MKYN8KE</youtube>
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| |<center>'''Epic Butthurtness and Final Death Threats!'''</center> <youtube>Tq2dJImuY54</youtube>
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| |<center>'''LoL @ Such Death Pathetic Threats!!'''</center> <youtube>cLk-Dz94HZs</youtube>
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| {{quote|[[Lie|Those screen shots of me allegedly making frivolous threats to other people are fake because you haters and trolls are obviously trying to photoshop those screen shots to destroy my benevolent reputation.]]|More Lies From [[Liar|LifeInATent]] aka [[Liar|LIAT]]. [[No|Surprisingly eh?]]|}}
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| {{quote|That is why people use video screen captures of his frivolous threats so that he can't falsely claim that those threats were photoshopped! Of course, he still tries to deny those threats were made by him, but at that point most people just tell him to stop bullshitting. [[Truth| The reason people are exposing LIAT of his wrong-doings is because they want the truth about LIAT to be heard!]]
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| |from anyone who isn't a [[fanboys|brainwashed fan]] of his and can therefore see the truth.|}}
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| ===Why LifeInATent Deserved to Be PermaBanned Off Youtube Summarized===
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| <center><youtube>_TXtMkB8ANY</youtube></center>
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| {{quote|Lifeinatent is a lying, hypocritical, no-good scammer who steals ad revenue off Youtube by using bots for boosting his videos' views, favorites, and other measures of popularity aka ad revenue. Plus, he uses fake thumbnails and misleading titles & tags to sucker people into watching his videos. Lastly and most importantly, unlike other Youtube cheats, like OutBackZack (not surprisingly one of his best YT buddies), [[butthurt|LIAT has issued NUMEROUS THREATS OF DEATH, FALSE FLAGGINGS, AND DMCAs to anyone who has exposed him of his wrong-doings.]] If he didn't frivolously and maliciously threaten his critics, he would probably still be on Youtube because Youtube doesn't actually care about cheats and scammers who make them money...because Youtube is nothing but a corrupt, money-obsessed corporation |The Objective, Good-Old Truth|}}
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| ==Active/Terminated YouTube, Sock, and Misc. Accounts==
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| Add as you go...Add only relevant accounts regarding LifeInATent only!!! If any are left out, please do so and add them!
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| ===Active===
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/KMartinTV KMartinTV]
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| ===Terminated===
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/MartekTheSuperhero MartekTheSuperhero]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/CallOfDutyComedy CallOfDutyComedy] (well, actually that account is right now just suspended but it has been like this for the PAST 9 WEEKS)
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/LifeInATent LifeInATent]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/liat LIAT]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/LifeInATentTV LifeInATentTV]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/OfficialLIAT OfficialLIAT]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/MichaelMyersVlogs MichaelMyersVlogs]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/SkitsNVlogs SkitsNVlogs]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/JustinVanderSex JustinVanderSex]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/LiveInATent LiveInATent]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/xLIATx xLIATx]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/CampLIAT CampLIAT]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/Lifesinatent Lifesinatent]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/ALifeinatent ALifeinatent]
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| ===Active Socks===
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/MeganLeeHeart MeganLeeHeart, LIAT's puppet and way of living on in YouTube]
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| **[http://www.youtube.com/MeganSpeaks MeganSpeaks, her main channel, whoring every single today's popular video with shitty responses about her whore self. Deserves to be on ED.]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/LIATLifeInATent LIATLifeInATent]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/LikeInATent LikeInATent]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/KatyPerryLover88 KatyPerryLover88]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/YGOStrikeForce YGOStrikeForce]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/Ellison9597 Ellison9597]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/Hernandez0881 Hernandez0881]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/EarlineSify EarlineSify]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/SamanthaAsto SamanthaAsto]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/SamanthaKfg SamanthaKfg]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/AlexisSaxo AlexisSaxo]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/MackenzieUnderhillcu MackenzieUnderhillcu]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/KayleeFacej KayleeFacej]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/KimberlyFogg KimberlyFogg]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/RileyHarp RileyHarp]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/VictoriaNad VictoriaNad]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/KatelynStap KatelynStap]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/EllaForb EllaForb]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/NicoleUlt NicoleUlt]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/KayleeBus KayleeBus]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/AndreaNiefgf AndreaNiefgf]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/nawtagaindude nawtagaindude]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/ReleaseEvil ReleaseEvil]
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| ===Terminated Socks===
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/AnimateVirals AnimateVirals]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/MyrnaKirb MyrnaKirb]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/JaclynHe JaclynHe]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/KaylaBournehf KaylaBournehf]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/Mosley088 Mosley088]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/MrStawker MrStawker]
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| ===Misc. Accounts===
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| *[http://www.moonport.org/members/LifeInATent LifeInATent's MoonTube]
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| ===KMartinTV===
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| It looks like [[WeatherManKevin
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