Asalieri

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Asalieri being lazy as usual...

Eric Gaede (also known as Asalieri, also known as Ass-Celery) is a fat tub of lard that frequents places like 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica, takes from their internet reviewer articles (if he doesn't write them on his own), and then posts videos/comments about his thoughts on said internet reviewers (especially TGWTG). Because of this, he is one of the biggest meta-guros of youtube.

Background

Asalieri is someone who used to for the most part speak his mind out and give his honest opinion towards something. Because of this, he's been banned from various circle jerk reviewer group sites (such as Reviewtopia, Blistered Thumbs and TGWTG). Now he makes videos/blogs/etc against these said groups, even though he wanted to be part of them in the first place.

Reviewing a Reviewer

Reviewing a Reviewer (or RaR for short) is a little original series about him sitting in front of a camera, and reviewing an episode of an another reviewer's show, while throwing a little humor here and there to entertain the audience. Too bad most of his episodes involve the overdone Irate Gamer and Game Dude, but of course, there's tasteless fucks that loved it.

Then he made a video, comparing AVGN's ROB review with Irate Gamer's ROB review, saying that Irate Gamer's review was better. This in turn sparked a huge shit storm, that is until Mike Mattei eventually took it down for copyright. Naturally, Asalieri not only wussed out for the second time in a row & made another goddamned truce with Mattei (because the internet is srs bsns) but also never made the 'real' comparison video as promised, possibly in fear of Mattei taking it down as well.

Everything then was all well and good, for a very short until Asalieri met Jfreedan.

Asalieri vs Jfreedan

Jfreedan called out on of Asalieri's friends (Joey Roo) for being a racist for using the term "JRPG" by making a 17 minute response video to Roo's JRPG video. This backlash infuriated Asalieri and he made a commentary/parody video on that said video. Little did Asalieri knew that Jfreedan had a gigantic god-complex, and decided to take that video down for copyright. Asalieri, being the persistent one that he is, continued with the videos about him, but again they were taken down for the same reason, even if the video in question didn't contain any of Jfreedan's footage, that is until Asalieri's main account gets terminated. This caused a giant shit storm among fans of Asalieri (especially after Jfreedan celebrated his "demise" openly) and they started going after Jfreedan, but they too were swatted like flies.

This war lasts for around 6 months, until once again, the all bark and no bite Asalieri gives up and sucks Jfreedan's e-peen. This in turn alienates some of Asalieri's fanbase as they wised up and realized that he's a coward. Although there are still fans that'll stick to him and let him control their lives (or their tastes at least) to the end, like father like son.

See Also

• obesity
• communist - His father at least
• copypasta
• talentless
• youtube nobody
• jfreedan

Links

• http://www.youtube.com/user/Asalieri2 - His Youtube Channel
• http://www.youtube.com/user/pissedjose - His Pissed Jose Channel