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{{notice|'''You may be the result of incest. How do you know that your mom and your uncle didn't get drunk at a Toga Party in college?'''}}
{{notice|'''You may be the result of incest. How do you know that your mom and your uncle didn't get drunk at a Toga Party in college?'''}}
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[[Image:Incest rock.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Rock]] is surprised by incest.]][[File:AwfullyTight.jpg|thumb|The [[Jap]]anese love to do [[loli]] versions with little sisters.]]
'''Incest''' (A.K.A. Wincest) is a perfectly [[sick fuck|normal]], [[lie|acceptable]] and [[batshit insane|natural]] act in which two [[redneck|people]] who are thoroughly related have [[sex|intercourse]]. This usually results in children who are [[you|very ugly and/or stupid]], and in turn, fail at life. Such traits only appear on the first generation and if you have a whole bunch of incest babies then the ones with the defects will die off and it will weed out bad recessive genes and it results in genetically healthier offspring.  But this only works if you have a lot, so if you do incest, have as many inborn babies as you can. It should be noted that [[rape|forced]] or [[jailbait|underage]] incest is fucking awesome and will give you an invitation to [[prison|party van]].
'''Incest''' (A.K.A. Wincest) is a perfectly [[sick fuck|normal]], [[lie|acceptable]] and [[batshit insane|natural]] act in which two [[redneck|people]] who are thoroughly related have [[sex|intercourse]]. This usually results in children who are [[you|very ugly and/or stupid]], and in turn, fail at life. Such traits only appear on the first generation and if you have a whole bunch of incest babies then the ones with the defects will die off and it will weed out bad recessive genes and it results in genetically healthier offspring.  But this only works if you have a lot, so if you do incest, have as many inborn babies as you can. It should be noted that [[rape|forced]] or [[jailbait|underage]] incest is fucking awesome and will give you an invitation to [[prison|party van]].


Incest is one of the key tenets of '''/b/sexuality''' (i.e. one of the few things that can make a jaded [[btard|/b/tard]] horny after being exposed to so much abstract [[pr0n]]), along with [[rape]], [[pedophilia]] and [[guro|gore]].  
Incest is one of the key tenets of '''/b/sexuality''' (i.e. one of the few things that can make a jaded [[btard|/b/tard]] horny after being exposed to so much abstract [[pr0n]]), along with [[rape]], [[pedophilia]] and [[guro|gore]].  
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==Forms==
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===Brother-sister===
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==Firsthand Accounts==
File:At first i was like incest.jpg
===Assorted Quotes===
File:AwfullyTight.jpg|thumb|The [[Jap]]anese love to do [[loli]] versions with little sisters.
File:Dorian thorn fucks sister.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn]] and sister.
File:Fuckingowned.jpg|thumb|You know, some things you really should just keep to yourself.
File:Incest rock.jpg|[[The Rock]] is surprised by incest.
File:IncestMotivate.png|Moar like WINCEST, amirite?
</gallery>
 
===Father-daughter===
<gallery>
File:Father daughter.jpg|Dad gets lucky after the Father-Daughter Dance. Hot
File:juliapreg.jpg|Wincest: The baby daddy is daddy!
File:Pedobear Incest Poster.jpg|Apparently, [[Pedobear]] is only limited by age.
</gallery>
 
===Gay===
<gallery>
File:Nekkid-goku-shouta.jpg|Incest happens [[over 9000|over 9000]] times in Anime too!
File:PieFailWithSister.jpg|An example for two brothers... They're married.
</gallery>
 
===Son-mother===
<gallery>
File:MS Paint Incest.png
File:Momsniffscock.JPG|SNIFFCEST: does it count? It's fucking funny either way.
File:Motherreturnsmagazine.jpg|what?
File:Thuongthuc_184.jpg|Japan is a country of [[sick fucks]]. And the mother looks the same age as the son. Also, the baby in her stomach will turn out to be [[you]].
File:Vos1 p12.jpg|The proper way to greet one's mother when returning home from vacation.
</gallery>
 
===Inbreeding===
<gallery>
File:Charles_II_Inbreeding.jpg|thumb|right|True royalty.
File:Farah_smile.jpg|thumb|Fucktards, Their parents are siblings
File:InbredRepublican.jpg|thumb|THE MOAR YOU KNOW: Your incest baby girl will look like this '''if you are lucky'''.
File:Wrongturnhunterguy.jpg|This is what your kids will look like
 
==Firsthand accounts==
===Assorted quotes===
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{{morphquote|mqincest|background-color: white; width: 80%; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;
|A family that sleeps together keeps together.|[[Typical]] [[redneck|Southerner]].
|A family that sleeps together keeps together.|[[Typical]] [[redneck|Southerner]].
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|http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/alae8/warning_potentially_disturbing_question_sexy/
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[[Image:At first i was like incest.jpg|center|300px|]]


===Sick Fuck Mommy===
===Sick Fuck Mommy===
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The next night I undressed him and I got a ruler and tape measure to see how big he actually was. I measured him at seven inches in length and 5 inches around. I then stripped off with him and we started stroking and wanking each other. He had never seen a woman naked before and I showed him where everything was. He came quickly but he then concentrated on getting me off and I came soon afterwards. We have continued in this way ever since, though we only do it a few times each week. We have a fantastic relationship. He has a girlfriend at school and lots of friends who he socialises with all the time. He is a totally level headed young man and we both understand what we do is just sexy fun. He is even bigger now and is getting more manly all the time. I will never have full sex with him as it would be totally wrong, even with protection, but I now see nothing wrong with our fun and hope it continues for another year or two.| [[Anonymous]]}}|0}}
The next night I undressed him and I got a ruler and tape measure to see how big he actually was. I measured him at seven inches in length and 5 inches around. I then stripped off with him and we started stroking and wanking each other. He had never seen a woman naked before and I showed him where everything was. He came quickly but he then concentrated on getting me off and I came soon afterwards. We have continued in this way ever since, though we only do it a few times each week. We have a fantastic relationship. He has a girlfriend at school and lots of friends who he socialises with all the time. He is a totally level headed young man and we both understand what we do is just sexy fun. He is even bigger now and is getting more manly all the time. I will never have full sex with him as it would be totally wrong, even with protection, but I now see nothing wrong with our fun and hope it continues for another year or two.| [[Anonymous]]}}|0}}
[[Image:IncestMotivate.png|thumb|right|Moar like WINCEST, amirite?]]
[[Image:Wrongturnhunterguy.jpg|thumb|right|This is what your kids will look like]]
[[Image:Vos1 p12.jpg|thumb|right|150px|The proper way to greet one's mother when returning home from vacation.]]
[[Image:Thuongthuc_184.jpg|thumb|right|Japan is a country of [[sick fucks]]. And the mother looks the same age as the son. Also, the baby in her stomach will turn out to be [[you]].]]
[[Image:Motherreturnsmagazine.jpg|thumb|right|150px|what?]]
[[Image:Momsniffscock.JPG|thumb|right|150px|SNIFFCEST: does it count? It's fucking funny either way.]]
[[Image:Charles_II_Inbreeding.jpg|thumb|right|True royalty.]]


==[[Japan|Where]] [[babyfuck|it's alright]]==
==[[Japan|Where]] [[babyfuck|it's alright]]==
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==God`s Opinion==
==God`s Opinion==
In the [[tl;dr|bible]], it started with Adam and Eve. Their kids [[fuck]]ed and produced inbred babies, who in turn proceeded to fuck each other, and so on.  Yet, in those times people lived for hundreds of years at a time. Methuselah was the result of cousin lovin. Later, when [[God]] got pissed off and decided to start unleashing the [[banhammer]] on all of Earth's users with a massive, lulzy flood, Noah built an ark, and Noah's family committed incest again, thus further narrowing our gene pool.  Even [[science]] says that [[Before the internets|70,000 years ago]], something happened to narrow genetic diversity among ''Homo sapiens''.  Also in the bible, God gave Moses his blessing for [[Genetic Sexual Attraction|marrying his half-sister]]. Several thousands of years later we're only just recovering from the hit that not indulging in incest gave to our lifespan. The family that loves together lives forever. (it can also be noted that this was forever more the first and only true family game)
In the [[tl;dr|bible]], it started with Adam and Eve. Their kids [[fuck]]ed and produced inbred babies, who in turn proceeded to fuck each other, and so on.  Yet, in those times people lived for hundreds of years at a time. Methuselah was the result of cousin lovin. Later, when [[God]] got pissed off and decided to start unleashing the [[banhammer]] on all of Earth's users with a massive, lulzy flood, Noah built an ark, and Noah's family committed incest again, thus further narrowing our gene pool.  Even [[science]] says that [[Before the internets|70,000 years ago]], something happened to narrow genetic diversity among ''Homo sapiens''.  Also in the bible, God gave Moses his blessing for [[Genetic Sexual Attraction|marrying his half-sister]]. Several thousands of years later we're only just recovering from the hit that not indulging in incest gave to our lifespan. The family that loves together lives forever. (it can also be noted that this was forever more the first and only true family game)


[[IRL]], ape species starting before the dawn of homo sapiens happily fucked each other until they evolved so dumb that they made a bullshit bible and prohibited it. Tada.
[[IRL]], ape species starting before the dawn of homo sapiens happily fucked each other until they evolved so dumb that they made a bullshit bible and prohibited it. Tada.
[[Image:juliapreg.jpg|thumb|Wincest: The baby daddy is daddy!]]
[[Image:Farah_smile.jpg|thumb|Fucktards, Their parents are siblings]]


==Incest [[IRL]]==
==Incest [[IRL]]==
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[[Image:Father daughter.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Dad gets lucky after the Father-Daughter Dance. Hot]]
[[Image:InbredRepublican.jpg|thumb|right|150px|THE MOAR YOU KNOW: Your incest baby girl will look like this '''if you are lucky'''.]]
[[Image:PieFailWithSister.jpg|thumb|right|An example for two brothers... They're married.]]
[[Image:Nekkid-goku-shouta.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Incest happens [[over 9000|over 9000]] times in Anime too!]]
[[Image:Fuckingowned.jpg|thumb|right|150px|You know, some things you really should just keep to yourself.]]
[[Image:Dorian thorn fucks sister.jpg|thumb|right|150px|[[Dorian Thorn]] and sister.]]
[[Image:Pedobear Incest Poster.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Apparently, [[Pedobear]] is only limited by age.]]


Michael Stevan asks "is it incest when my mom and dad have sex?" Yes it is. Incest can also be done through [[MSN]] by <del>German</del> Dutch [[sick fuck|sick fucks]]. (Of course, it is legal there after all.)
Michael Stevan asks "is it incest when my mom and dad have sex?" Yes it is. Incest can also be done through [[MSN]] by <del>German</del> Dutch [[sick fuck|sick fucks]]. (Of course, it is legal there after all.)


<table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" align="center"><tr><td align="right"><youtube>25JmPI6aRQc</youtube><br />'''Cybercest, as displayed by Dutch school children.'''</td></tr></table>
<table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" align="center"><tr><td align="right"><youtube>25JmPI6aRQc</youtube><br />'''Cybercest, as displayed by Dutch school children.'''</td></tr></table>


Surprisingly (!), would you believe that there are '''''actual people''''' in the world who hate incest? Take this informative film for example, where the family friendly [[Moon Man]] fights The Bleeders, a race of incestuous creatures who, after generations of love making, have become deformed mutants and bleed all the time due to [[AIDS|hemophilia]]:
Surprisingly (!), would you believe that there are '''''actual people''''' in the world who hate incest? Take this informative film for example, where the family friendly [[Moon Man]] fights The Bleeders, a race of incestuous creatures who, after generations of love making, have become deformed mutants and bleed all the time due to [[AIDS|hemophilia]]:


<center>{{frame|<youtube>XXfS79tvhFs</youtube>|border=black|background=black}}</center>
<center>{{frame|<youtube>XXfS79tvhFs</youtube>|border=black|background=black}}</center>
==MS Paint==
[[Image:MS Paint Incest.png]]


==Fanfiction==
==Fanfiction==
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*[[Ancestry.com]] for moar fuck buddies
*[[Ancestry.com]] for moar fuck buddies


==External Links==
==External links==
*<s>[http://incestchat.homeincestvideos.net The "Incest" Chat Room!]</s> 404  
*<s>[http://incestchat.homeincestvideos.net The "Incest" Chat Room!]</s> 404  
*[http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081213184916AA8nQ96 Sometimes it was just an accident.]
*[http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081213184916AA8nQ96 Sometimes it was just an accident.]
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*<s>[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090924/ap_on_en_tv/us_people_mackenzie_phillips;_ylt=AiSmdYLSZf.zArAKB7Rk0Eus0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTJwOG9wYW51BGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMDkwOTI0L3VzX3Blb3BsZV9tYWNrZW56aWVfcGhpbGxpcHMEcG9zAzYEc2VjA3luX21vc3RfcG9wdWxhcgRzbGsDbWFja2VuemllcGhp Celbs are just like [[us|you]]!]</s> 404
*<s>[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090924/ap_on_en_tv/us_people_mackenzie_phillips;_ylt=AiSmdYLSZf.zArAKB7Rk0Eus0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTJwOG9wYW51BGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMDkwOTI0L3VzX3Blb3BsZV9tYWNrZW56aWVfcGhpbGxpcHMEcG9zAzYEc2VjA3luX21vc3RfcG9wdWxhcgRzbGsDbWFja2VuemllcGhp Celbs are just like [[us|you]]!]</s> 404
*[http://domai.com/news/2010/02february-05/index.html Dummy`s guide to topless sunbathing in Europe with your sister]
*[http://domai.com/news/2010/02february-05/index.html Dummy`s guide to topless sunbathing in Europe with your sister]
===Forums===
===Forums===
*[http://geneticsexualattraction.com a forum for incestuous people. LULZ!]
*[http://geneticsexualattraction.com a forum for incestuous people. LULZ!]
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*[http://forum.incesttaboo.com/forumdisplay.php?f=2/Another one that's filled with creepy old people, Jews charge if you want to view the forum]
*[http://forum.incesttaboo.com/forumdisplay.php?f=2/Another one that's filled with creepy old people, Jews charge if you want to view the forum]


===Contribution to Internets Drama===
===Contribution to Internets drama===
Incest has been the cause of much [[Internet drama]] throughout the years. Some highlights include:
Incest has been the cause of much [[Internet drama]] throughout the years. Some highlights include:
*{{ljcomm|user=afamilyaffair}} - Composed of [[sick fucks]], A Family Affair is "for fans of Weasley Incest (Weasleycest) in the J.K. Rowling [[Harry Potter]] universe, mainly the younger generations." Check [http://afa.expecto-patronum.net/ the official AFA home page], and [http://www.livejournal.com/community/afamilyaffair/29892.html this entry] about how [[LJ Abuse]] laid down the [[law]] on the perverts in an attempt to achieve great justice and lulz.
*{{ljcomm|user=afamilyaffair}} - Composed of [[sick fucks]], A Family Affair is "for fans of Weasley Incest (Weasleycest) in the J.K. Rowling [[Harry Potter]] universe, mainly the younger generations." Check [http://afa.expecto-patronum.net/ the official AFA home page], and [http://www.livejournal.com/community/afamilyaffair/29892.html this entry] about how [[LJ Abuse]] laid down the [[law]] on the perverts in an attempt to achieve great justice and lulz.

Revision as of 00:48, 23 January 2012

You may be the result of incest. How do you know that your mom and your uncle didn't get drunk at a Toga Party in college?

Incest (A.K.A. Wincest) is a perfectly normal, acceptable and natural act in which two people who are thoroughly related have intercourse. This usually results in children who are very ugly and/or stupid, and in turn, fail at life. Such traits only appear on the first generation and if you have a whole bunch of incest babies then the ones with the defects will die off and it will weed out bad recessive genes and it results in genetically healthier offspring. But this only works if you have a lot, so if you do incest, have as many inborn babies as you can. It should be noted that forced or underage incest is fucking awesome and will give you an invitation to party van.

Incest is one of the key tenets of /b/sexuality (i.e. one of the few things that can make a jaded /b/tard horny after being exposed to so much abstract pr0n), along with rape, pedophilia and gore.

Forms

Brother-sister

Father-daughter

Gay

Son-mother

Inbreeding

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See Also

Gay people have incest too!
File:Datwincest.gif
Animooted!

Forums

Contribution to Internets drama

Incest has been the cause of much Internet drama throughout the years. Some highlights include:


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