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| | | #REDIRECT [[AtJap13]] |
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| '''At!''', or '''AtJap13''' on YouTube, is a pathetic low life [[Azn]] who likes to think that he or she is somebody when they are not and never will be. In truth, AtJap13 is At Dye-Tashima, an ugly [[camwhoring]] freak with an extreme obsession for the [[Japanese]] singer Takanori Nishikawa. Even At's father did not want such a bumfucked child who was really a hairless yellow [[cat]] instead of an [[infant]], so he ran back to Japan ASAP. AtJap13 began on [[YouTube]] with a [[rage|rant]] about their dislike of [[weeaboo]]s, when actually At is a weeaboo as well. The videos are shit and get increasingly more [[fucktarded]] as his page lives on. At is so fucked up that he or she does not even know their own [[sex]]. At will end up selling themself to get to Japan, making kawaii desu [[yaoi]] [[pr0nz]], and once there will die of [[AIDS]] before ever making it down the street.
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| [[Image:Babyat.jpg|thumb|left|At as a baby. Before the hair.]]
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| == False Music Career ==
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| At went on YouTube saying that they are a Japanese pop singer, but this is a lie. At is a nobody from some shithole that nobody cares about that will never be famous. Nobody wants to listen to some pathetic genderfucked [[Azn]] screeching into a mic with white noise in the background. Recently At has begun [[Shit_no_one_cares_about|selling some of this shit on iTunes,]] but no one will ever download it, so you might as well go get raped by your 40-year-old Jap man then die. Sorry At, everyone [[hate|HATES]] YOU.
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| According to At's [[Bulletin_whore|Formspring]], its album was downloaded a grand total of 10 times. <font color="red">C</font color><font color="orange">O</font color><font color="yellow">N</font color><font color="green">G</font color><font color="blue">R</font color><font color="indigo">A</font color><font color="purple">T</font color><font color="red">U</font color><font color="orange">L</font color><font color="yellow">A</font color><font color="green">T</font color><font color="blue">I</font color><font color="indigo">O</font color><font color="purple">N</font color><font color="red">S</font color><font color="orange">!</font color>
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| Have a listen to the previews of this work of art [http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/crossing-the-line/id367956715 here]. iTunes now claims that At will be the next [[bullshit|Madonna]].
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| [[Image:103 3672.JPG|thumb|left|I iz gurl. Can I haz boobs?]]
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| [[Image:103 3694.JPG|thumb|left|I iz boi. Can I haz penis?]]
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| == YouTube Nonsense ==
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| No one knows how this seriously [[transgender|genderfucked]] Jap got the idea to go on YouTube in the first place, but we all wish that he or she had just stayed in the cave that they were born in with their hillbilly mother and [[Jap]] father watching [[kawaii]] [[desu]] [[hentai]] and imagining that they were somebody worth living. In the videos, At says the same five sentences over and over in each one, occassionally showing off pictures of TMR or (his?) own [[Pro-ana|anorexic body]]. SRSLY, At weighs only 80 pounds (if that) and is 61 inches tall. At is most likely diseased or more fucked up than we currently know.
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| At also enjoys chatting with [[racists]] on Youtube, believing in a [[WTF|Jewish conspiracy]] and that [[Mexicans]] should be sent to North Korea because they are lazy non-English speaking Jew. Seriously, go to [http://www.youtube.com/user/AtJap13 At's Youtube] and see for yourself.
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| <youtube>xUa3KEpL7Wg</youtube>
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| OMG At must be a [[FTM|man]]! Listen to that voice. What guy wouldn't want to wake up to that in the morning?
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| [[Image:MANBA.jpg|thumb|right|At in [[ganguro|blackface]].]]
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| [[Image:Applemilkbf.jpg|thumb|right|What At views itself as - a Japanese boy]]
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| [[Image:At-youtubecomments.jpg|thumb|right|A shitty compilation of a conversation between At and a proud [[Aryan]] from [[Hungary]]]]
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| == Other Things About AtJap13 ==
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| At wears white eyeliner, or white out, or [[shit nobody cares about|some other shit]] around their eyes in a desperately failed attempt to make them look wider and less [[azn]],but just makes At look like a retarded, ganguro gone [[You're doing it wrong|wrong]]. And since At aspires to be a [[ganguro]], it occasionally can be spotted in blackface, with brightly colored wigs and clothing. Just when we though At could not get any uglier. At also claims to be [[asexual]] yet is always talking about his (or her) "love" (actually obsession) for Takanori Nishikawa. You can see this obsession from At's enormous collection of all things that are orange. Since At knows that no one would ever fuck them, At hides behind the Noot label as another lowly little race fucked hapa with a personality that even the mother couldn't love. In fact, At's only claim to fame is the fact that it is perhaps, OMG!, the only weeaboo on the internets that is not [[fat]].
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| Despite not being born a crack baby, or deaf, or blind, or disfigured, or growing up as a Darfur war orphan, or raped, or homeless, or [[you]], At has led a super difficult life, you have no FUCKING idea. If you encounter At in the wild, be sure you're [[delicate flower|super nice]] to him/her/it.
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| At also has a very fakey and very butthurt friend, Kalli Ishikawa, that no one seems to like either. This other girl is a kawaii desu Jap girl who is actually a [[chink]] who got knocked up before age 13. At is so desperate to have someone like them that they brainwashed this girl so much that she even ended up almost dating it. This girl is also very ugly with a serious case of [[Eating disorder|bulimia]], so she hides behind pictures of shitty J-Pop singers and other butthurt azns. Kalli is not only a pathetic, ugly bitch but also a genuine whore who will most definitely love you long time. As will At if you buy it T.M.Revolution things.
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| At claims to be [[Virgin|asexual]] because their Azn boytoy of whom gave it hardcore buttsecks dumped him so he could knock up a 100% real Japanese girl guilt-free.
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| {{squote|<b>Well, I hate to be the one to tell u this, but, it is kinda ur fault. I know its Kalli's fault too, but you did pressure her...*looks down*...don't be mad at me for sayin dat though. three months...wow...well, maybe it will bring us closer? yah. not gonna happen. I hope she gets rid of it but prolly not cos her mom's a religious lil thing and she wants to punish u guys. i am so glad i'm sterile! damn! i'm gonna miss hearin ur voice *smile* well, talk to ya never XD (in three fuckin months! gah!!! thats like an eternity in At time)</b>| At, worrying that they won't get knocked up before 18}}
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| Yep, At was a 13 year old whore before he decided to become [[Butthurt|celibate]] and an amoeba. Which is rather lulzy, considering At has more in common with bacteria than the sexuality. He gets inside your head and makes your eyes bleed from looking at the ugliness or hearing the dying cat noise of his [[J-Pop]] music. At also apparantly has a girlfriend, but truth on this matter is not yet known. Despite being asexual, At defends this behaviour by saying that it is a "romantic asexual" instead of a Noot asexual.
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| Apparantly At was almost miscarried when it was a fetus, but its mother had to take a shitload of medication in order for At to survive. This caused it to be born early and thus fucked up its hormones and sex. ([[lie|At was actually told this by a doctor.]]) Now, At is attempting to correct this hainous mistake. It couldn't just save us the trouble and die before ever gracing our Earth with its presence.
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| {{squote|<b>I'm not gay. I am asexual. And if I did date, I would stick with fellow Asians. I would not degrade myself by dating whites.</b>| Youtube comment by At}}
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| {{squote|<b>Those spics deserve everything they get! Teach to stay out of America!!! my (spic) stepfather beat my mom && me when i was little, until she finally dumped me off at my aunts ... i love being racist. my ex && i always made fun of mexicans && fat Americans, which is funny, cuz i'm American, but whatever. the Nanjing Massacre *ALMOST* made me hate my own race.</b>| mass rape and slaughter is ok because it was my race doing it, but a spic hitting my mom? FUCK YOU MEXICANS, GET OUT OF [[LOL_WUT|GLORIOUS AMERICA]]}}
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| == A Change of Heart? ==
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| At disappeared for the summer, but now it's back with [[lie|new and improved Japanese and singing skills]]. At is now friends with a Mexican girl, which makes it totally not racist against [[Mexicans|Spics]] anymore. Its also dating some fat white otaku named Emmy who loves it long time...or nawt.
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| At is also continuing to make shitty videos where it attempts to sound male but in fact sounds like it has a [[Blow_job|sore throat]]. Recently, At admitted on [[facebook]] that it is indeed an MTF (or is it an FTM?) and has begun hormone treatments. Occassionally, At sounds like the sexfucked male it really is.
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| <center><youtube>d0beG7-dZaw</youtube></center>
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| ==At IRL==
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| {{cg|At in its Habitat|atgallery2|center|<gallery>
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| Image:AtJap13.JPG|At is ttly hawt. [[Amirite]]?
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| Image:At_103_3169.jpg|"you can tell that i'm AH-bviously a GUY. duh."
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| Image:103_3641.JPG|[[LOLWUT]]?</gallery>|<gallery>
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| </gallery>}}
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| ==AtJap13's New Activities==
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| Since discovering that glorious Japan is not so kawaii desu desu when it comes to the topic of [[transvestites]], At has turned into a 100% genuine [[Koreaboo]] and has informed everyone of his intention to move to [[Korea]], where he will be seen less and raped moar. Don't worry At, at least [[communists]] love you!
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| At's weeaboo girlfriend dumped him recently, and he has been whining about it on his blog[http://www.kittenzarecute.blogspot.com].
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| == At's Art ==
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| {{cg|DeviantArt Superstar|atgallery|center|<gallery>
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| Image:TMR-theForce-1-.jpg|The object of At's obsession
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| Image:TAKANORI_WALLPAPER_by_At_ism.jpg|At's homage to obsession
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| Image:At_in_Flesh_Eating_Virus_style_by_At_ism.jpg|At's self-portrait, portraying their awesome art skillz
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| Image:MANBA_Ayumi_Hamasaki_by_At_ism.jpg|At likes to edit images of J-pop singers in [[Ganguro|blackface]]
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| Image:At_randomyoutubecomments.gif|Apparently At drew all of these images, including the comic involving At's high school boyfriend, at age 4
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| Image:2gthr4ever_cd_cover_by_GouchniGirl.jpg|Some shitty CD cover At drew
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| Image:Gouchni_Family_by_At_ism.jpg|Did we mention At has [[Child_Abuse|daddy issues]]?
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| Image:Will_of_a_Gouchni_Pg_1_by_At_ism.jpg|At even made their own [[Mary_sue|manga]] featuring At's [[IRL]] [[Jap]] ex-boytoy Sakeyiu
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| Image:Will_of_a_Gouchni_Pg_2_by_At_ism.jpg
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| Image:Will_of_a_Gouchni_Pg_3_by_At_ism.jpg
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| Image:Will_of_a_Gouchni_Pg_4_by_At_ism.jpg
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| Image:Will_of_a_Gouchni_Pg_7_by_At_ism.jpg
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| Image:Will_of_a_Gouchni_Pg_8_by_At_ism.jpg
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| Image:Will_of_a_Gouchni_Pg_9_by_At_ism.jpg
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| Image:Will_of_a_Gouchni_Pg_10_by_At_ism.jpg
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| Image:Will_of_a_Gouchni_Pg_11_by_At_ism.jpg
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| Image:Will_of_a_Gouchni_Pg_12_by_At_ism.jpg
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| Image:Will_of_a_Gouchni_Pg_13_by_At_ism.jpg
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| Image:Will_of_a_Gouchni_Pg_14_by_At_ism.jpg
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| Image:Will_of_a_Gouchni_15_by_At_ism.jpg|The end of a truly harrowing... [[WTF|something]]
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| == External Links ==
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/AtJap13 At's fucked up YT]
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| *[http://www.facebook.com/HOTLIMIT At's FB]
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| *<s>[http://www.youtube.com/HOTLIMIT13 At's attempt at English]</s> baleeted
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| *[http://www.twitter.com/HOTLIMIT At's twitter]
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| *<s>[http://www.formspring.me/HOTLIMIT At's formspring. This one is full of lulz.]</s> Deleted, [http://www.megaupload.com/?d=QKR7MTYL try here if you really want it]
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| *[http://www.myspace.com/hotlimit At's MySpace #1]
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| *<s>[http://www.myspace.com/___at___ At's MySpace #2, with a couple of his (her?) "songs"]</s> also baleeted
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| *[http://at-ism.deviantart.com/ At's #1 DeviantArt]
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| *[http://takanori-desu.livejournal.com/ At's LJ WARNING: written entirely in [[moonspeak]]]
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| *<s>[http://hotlimit13.blogspot.com/ Another shitty moonspeak blog]</s>
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| *<s>[http://www.asianave.com/HOTLIMIT/ At's TOTALLY KAWAII azn site. Because he/she/it is TOTALLY AZN] Warning: shitty J-pop automatically plays in the background </s> also baleeted. apparantly At is ready to become [[an hero]].
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| *[http://wix.com/theofficialat/at At's creepy website.] WARNING: <s>Adult</s> At content.
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| *[http://www.kittenzarecute.blogspot.com/ At's new blog] where it takes inspiration from [[Applemilk1988]]
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| *[http://zibeoh.livejournal.com/439.html/ A LJ blog where At manages to defy logic and reality in a way that puts politicians to shame]
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