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{{ytplus|Get this kid a pacifier|<center><youtube>wUdSfdBAk8E</youtube></center>|Too bad he didn't go with the kill himself option.|}} | {{ytplus|Get this kid a pacifier|<center><youtube>wUdSfdBAk8E</youtube></center>|Too bad he didn't go with the kill himself option.|}} | ||
He recently declared himself gay for his love, youtube user AdamLore, while the very same user called him a "fat retarded faggot". | |||
{{ytplus|Handing Derp his Herp|<center><youtube>lNUB62l53sM</youtube></center>|"Suck a dick and never bother me again" - AdamLore|}} | {{ytplus|Handing Derp his Herp|<center><youtube>lNUB62l53sM</youtube></center>|"Suck a dick and never bother me again" - AdamLore|}} | ||
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Just like Jabba the Hutt had that creepy little Monkey thing as a pet, Brett Keane, aka The Most Hated Man On YouTube, has....this...this...this thing as his personal penis puncture port fucktoy.
The two lulz-hating lovebirds spend their every waking moment together swapping STD's and false-flagging the fuck out of everyone on YouTube.
The Living Avatar of DERP
Jdubs, otherwise known as BrettKeaneJr. lives up to his chosen screen name. Whether by incessant threats to an hero to keep his slacky lacky JohnPaulPrime interested....or accidentally ratting out his buddy BrettKeane for flagging and DMCA abuse....one can't stop laughing at this ignorant pile of mule feces. Listen to him cry over the phone.
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He recently declared himself gay for his love, youtube user AdamLore, while the very same user called him a "fat retarded faggot".
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Since this vid will vanish 10 seconds after JDupe finds out about it, downloadable links will be posted just as soon as they get done uploading. Streisand Effect for the Win.
The TL;DW Version
10.Creepy troll keeps 'sperging and fawning at AdamLore.
20.AdamLore tells him GTFO, 'cuz he doesn't wanna fuck JDubs so stop asking him out on a date.
30.GOTO 10.
Personality
He doesn't have one.
Personality Flaws
But he does have plenty of these.
If there was such a thing as Whiny Bitch Syndrome, he has it. Which is odd, considering how much USI he has. Apparently, the only people he can identify with are powermad lunatics.
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For now, if you want to know about how he is in person, ask his boy... Gaddafi, or Devchelle2
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This is where I would go into a tirade about how he runs his channel page like its a North-Korea style police state....but he never keeps a channel long enough for anyone to notice.
Contact (VD)
Here's how to contact Jdubs so you can incessantly rape his face:
TEL-(718) 568-9092
SKYPE-jdub1234813
XboxLive-jdub1234813
P.S.: LordJDubs (Product of Incest) is a fan of Gorilla199, so he's not only a douchebag, but a credulous conspiracy-addled nooblet. To this day Jdubs promotes the aforementioned conspiracy nutter regardless of again being called a retard.
How to Troll Him
- Be an Atheist
- Be a Muslim
- Be a Woman
- Invite him to awaken his senses with a fresh blast of minty Shotgun Mouthwash
- Do anything that angers his Dark Overlord
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