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The most badass motherfucker on the internet.

Just like Jabba the Hutt had that creepy little Monkey thing as a pet, Brett Keane, aka The Most Hated Man On YouTube, has... this... this... thing, as his personal penis puncture port fucktoy.
The two lulz-hating lovebirds spend their every waking moment together swapping STD's and false-flagging the fuck out of everyone on YouTube.

The Living Avatar of DERP

Jdubs, otherwise known as BrettKeaneJr lives up to his chosen screen name. Whether by incessant threats to an hero to keep his slacky lacky JonPaulPrime interested... or accidentally ratting out his buddy BrettKeane for flagging and DMCA abuse....one can't stop laughing at this ignorant pile of mule feces. Listen to him cry over the phone.

Get this kid a pacifier   “   Too bad he didn't go with the kill himself option.   „

	“	"I burnt that phone number 5 minutes after I got that voicemail." - TheSkepticalHeretic	„

Since this vid will vanish 10 seconds after JDupe finds out about it, here's a downloadable version: The Evidence Will Never Die.

Coming Out

He recently declared himself gay for his love, YouTube user "AdamLore", while the very same user called him a "fat retarded faggot".

Handing Derp his Herp   “   "Suck a dick and never bother me again" - AdamLore   „

Since this vid will vanish 10 seconds after JDupe finds out about it, here's downloadable versions. Streisand Effect for the Win.

• Video Version
• Audio Version

Jdub fags it up in celebration of finally being out and proud.

The TL;DW Version

10.Creepy troll keeps 'sperging and fawning at AdamLore.
20.AdamLore tells him GTFO, 'cuz he doesn't wanna fuck JDubs so stop asking him out on a date.
30.GOTO 10.

Personality

He doesn't have one.

Personality Flaws

But he does have plenty of these.
If there was such a thing as Whiny Bitch Syndrome, he has it. Which is odd, considering how much USI he has. Apparently, the only people he can identify with are powermad lunatics.

Hanging with Genocidal Maniacs   “   My boy Gaddafi   „

For now, if you want to know about how he is in person, ask his boy... Gaddafi, or Devchelle2

Devchelle2 on Jderp   “   And not a fuck was given   „

This explains his penchant for false flagging. He needs that personal ego boost of taking down a video, just to watch it uploaded and mirrored a few hundred times. He's so proud of his flagging antics that he faps everytime he sees "This video removed"

This is where I would go into a tirade about how he runs his channel page like its a North-Korea style police state....but he never keeps a channel long enough for anyone to notice.

On top of this mountain of RAEG-inducing flaws is...another mountain of flaws. One minute he'll be a half-closeted crypto-racist (until someone calls him on it) and then suddenly he becomes a more-enlightened-than-thou smugpot. Next he'll be a swaggering Internet Tough Guy boasting about how he's gonna get yer channel 'Klanked', the next moment he's whining about how all these people on the internet are soooo mean to him.
Unwarranted arrogance meets selfish malice in a frothy Santorum-like mixture of self-pitying emo twaddle.
Essentially, JDerp is Chris-Chan without the integrity or artistic talent.

"Jdork often blames his father's penchant for abuse for his problems."

Daily Routine

This is what a typical day in the life of Jdubs looks like;

• Threaten to an hero
• Flag YouTube videos that are hateful towards him
• Make shitty YouTube videos
• Talk to himself on Twitter
• Talk to himself on Facebook
• Close down YouTube channel
• Open another YouTube channel
• Threaten to an hero some more
• Eat a crate of cupcakes
• Fellate Brett Keane
• Go to sleep
• Wake up and start calling people over skype crying about how much his life sucks
• Once again, threaten to an hero
• Repeat

Contact (VD)

Here's how to contact Jdubs so you can incessantly rape his face:
TEL-(718) 568-9092
SKYPE-jdub1234813
XboxLive-jdub1234813

P.S.: LordJDubs (Product of Incest) is a fan of Gorilla199, so he's not only a douchebag, but a credulous conspiracy-addled nooblet. To this day Jdubs promotes the aforementioned conspiracy nutter regardless of again being called a retard by the very person he idolizes.

How to Troll Him

• Be an Atheist
• Be a Muslim
• Be a Woman
• Invite him to awaken his senses with a fresh blast of minty Shotgun Mouthwash
• Do anything that angers his Dark Overlord

External Linx

Jdub's Own Accounts

• Jdub's currently active YouTube channel It'll probably be closed within a couple of days, with another one to take its place. Get used to this trend.
• SaintJdubs Another YouTube account that he uses from time to time.
• ChinchillaMania Jdub shows off his poor chinchilla pets, the closest things he'll ever have to a friend.
• His Twitter This is his current twitter account that he uses to talk to himself.
• Facebook His facebook.

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