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*[[Brink]] | '''Bethesda''' is a gaming company that makes bugged as shit [[PC]] and [[console]] games. The only way these games could be popular in the first place is because of the super [[jew]] Todd Howard telling lies about how epic these games will be before their releases just so you can find out that they're complete [[shit]] after you already wasted $50 on [[Steam]]. | ||
*[[Fallout]] | |||
*[[Rage]] | ==Games made by Bethesda== | ||
*[[The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind]] | *''[[Brink]]'' - A game [[Nobody cares|nobody would care about]] if Bethesda wouldn't be the publisher. | ||
*[[The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion]] | *''[[Fallout_3#Fallout_3|Fallout 3]]'' - Other than the fact that the world is nuked to the ground this game that has absolutely nothing to do with its predecessors. [[Faggots|People]] still love this game for having better [[graphics]]. | ||
*[[The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim]] | *''[[Fallout#Fallout:_Jew_Vegas|Fallout: New Vegas]]'' - Even tho' it came out two years later it crashes more than ''Fallout 3''. | ||
*''[[Rage]]'' - Same as ''Fallout 3'' except the world gets fucked up by an asteroid. | |||
*''[[The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind]]'' - The [[Lie|best RPG ever made]] that's being played by nostalgiafags and [[old people]]. | |||
*''[[The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion]]'' - Same as ''Morrowind'', except being slightly shittier. | |||
*''[[The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim]]'' - Played by [[12 year old]]s because it has an extremely boring story and it's easy as fuck. | |||
==See also== | |||
*[[Console]] | |||
*[[EA]] | |||
*[[PC]] | |||
*[[PC Gamer]] | |||
*[[Steam]] | |||
*[[Valve]] | |||
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Revision as of 13:39, 16 March 2012
Bethesda is a gaming company that makes bugged as shit PC and console games. The only way these games could be popular in the first place is because of the super jew Todd Howard telling lies about how epic these games will be before their releases just so you can find out that they're complete shit after you already wasted $50 on Steam.
Games made by Bethesda
- Brink - A game nobody would care about if Bethesda wouldn't be the publisher.
- Fallout 3 - Other than the fact that the world is nuked to the ground this game that has absolutely nothing to do with its predecessors. People still love this game for having better graphics.
- Fallout: New Vegas - Even tho' it came out two years later it crashes more than Fallout 3.
- Rage - Same as Fallout 3 except the world gets fucked up by an asteroid.
- The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind - The best RPG ever made that's being played by nostalgiafags and old people.
- The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion - Same as Morrowind, except being slightly shittier.
- The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Played by 12 year olds because it has an extremely boring story and it's easy as fuck.
See also
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