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| '''ItsAboutJesus''' (also known as GlennReb) is a former felon, [[Chris Benoit|steroid pumped]], [[batshit insane]], [[Christfag]], [[Internet tough guy]], welfare queen, [[Not gay|100% not gay]] [[YouTube]] [[failure|user]] who has a borderline [[sex|sexual]] attraction towards [[Jesus]] and who is well known primarily by the [[Christian]] and [[Atheist]] community on YouTube. He is known famously for making videos that involve him shitting his pants and ranting about how [[God]] will [[pwn]] all atheists and all those who reject Jesus in [[at least 100]] years. His [[lulz|lulzy]] actions and attitude has resulted in numerous parody accounts dedicated to Glenn. He was supported emotionally and financially for years by an insane fundie dying of [[AIDS|butt cancer]]. Also, he talks like a Jew, so [[JEWS DID WTC|he did WTC]].
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| {{youtube|Pf-wmuHgxMg|Glenn showing the love.}}
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| <youtube>Pf-wmuHgxMg</youtube>
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| Note: This video (while Glenn's) is a mirror, because the original has been [[Pussy|blocked from embedding.]]
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| ==His Video Content==
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| While he has a plethora of videos [[Fail|trying]] to spread the word of [[God]]; he also makes a lot of [[not gay]] videos where he shows off his huge bulging forehead and [[Americunt|semi-Italian decorated house]] with matching [[not gay|weightlifting equipment and crucifix shaped dildos]]. While being a close runner for a [[goatse]] poser match ([[Chris Benoit|hairy arms and glowing red eyes]]); his asshole nature spreads much wider than any prolapse thrill seeker ever could, due to his roid induced comment posting sprees on other JewTube comment channels; where he tells people that they are cowards because they don't want to meet him [[IRL]] for [[Buttsecks|some action]].
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| He also makes a lot of references about how his parents told him to [[GTFO]] from a young age; and how Jesus saved him and turned him into a God warrior. What he fails to realize is that he only became a warrior for his own ego, and that the main reason why he's so [[butthurt]] is because he knows that he, and his ragtag book of stories are bullshit. Thus making him more angry at Atheists and Theists because it would be so much easier if everyone could just believe everything that his big book of dreams says.
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| ===ItsAboutJesus Classic Hits===
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| *{{youtube|4jCXnZmGjKw|Glenn failing at the blasphemy challenge.}}
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| *{{youtube|iDU4pggH5QQ|Glenn taking a shot at Atheism by making fun of handicapped people that God made.}}
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| *{{youtube|-F-yWucvrac|Glenn bashing God's creation of Dogs part 1.}}
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| *{{youtube|xwRx6kpLdQA|Glenn bashing God's creation of Dogs part 2.}}
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| ==GlennReb on [[Women]]==
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| Like most religious fruitcakes GlennReb shows his [[Buttsecks|love]] towards women (because he's [[not gay]]) with the usual wife beating mentality to make up for his already bruised [[Men|masculinity]]. While he is right that Women should stay [[in the kitchen]]; he has a sick fascination about how his psychic powers (AKA Christianity) are inevitably moving his [[Prostitute|future wife]] towards his open waiting [[Coward|fists]] ([http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_dira.htm because we all know that a Christian marriage is a happy marriage]). While he has [[over 9000]] videos dedicated to this subject; he has forgotten that [[fapping]] to porn is a lot quicker and relieves all need for Women in a few hours (or in Glenn's case a few milliseconds, [[amirite]]?).
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| ==Fan Favourites==
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| <center>
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| '''Glenn the Christfag'''
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| <youtube>V43A7CaGzjs</youtube>
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| '''I'M AN ASSHOLE'''
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| <youtube>eb92-ViLNmo</youtube>
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| '''WTF?'''
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| <youtube>I9eBBRN_0bY</youtube>
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| == See Also ==
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| * [[Not Gay]]
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| * [[VenomFangX]]
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| * [[YouTube]]
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| * [[Christianity]]
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| * [[Jesus]]
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| == External Links ==
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| *<s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/Glennreb GlennReb YouTube Profile]</s> '''SUSPENDED'''
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| *<s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/ItsAboutJesus ItsAboutJesus YouTube Profile]</s> '''SUSPENDED'''
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